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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026

American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else"

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Ramzi S 🌍🏆 @ramzis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When was Maresca put in charge of the women’s team? This playing out is suicidal

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The most reliable source of momentum for this team remains carpenter absolute steaming forward

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jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 @uptchels-20.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my favorite thing about watching cfcw is the pure joy of the first 15 minutes slowly dissipating until you get to the end of the game and it’s 1-1

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Lyonnes have put at least 5 past every opponent this season….. Chelsea is next

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

an ex-Chelsea owner enmeshed in the Russian oil industry?!

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But... But I like setting my fantasy football lineup. It's one of the things that I enjoy and holds my attention when I don't want to think about politics or war. Why would anyone want a machine to do that for them? Why bother having and managing a fantasy football team if you're not going to play?

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 20/09/2026

Thought I was inured to weird Trump shit until I learned that his presidential box at the Kennedy Center has a framed photo of Chelsea lifting the Club World Cup trophy

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026

Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There has to be like one executive at a Clearlake investor who is aware of Chelsea’s results in the Premier League right?

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A fitting start to the Clearlake era

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 18/09/2026

Xabi you sick freak

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Leftback @leftback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Absolute thriller for the Friday Night Football, this.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dujan Richards very involved in the Dons derby since coming on

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rehashing the same old rumours about Earl's Court that was leaking out as soon as they took over. 🥱

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fucking depressing club statement to wake up to

Clearlake acquire full control of the club

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Frankie @frankiegraulund.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Conceding 3 at home to Brighton and still winning is not for everyone.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whoever wins better have an amazing sense of humour

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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jessica Berman responding to this

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

UK Border Forces have just smashed a smuggling gang trying to get 2 cases of San Pellegrino sparkling water and a Daily Telegraph into Piddington.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran trying to thread the “I’m not taking any sides in Gaza” needle is like 100x funnier with the revelation that every other non-Macklemore artist affiliated with the tour was apparently Irish.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Have I mentioned the joy I feel knowing Tosin plays for someone else?

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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sure not going well for Ed Sheeran here too 😉

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AZTanya @aztanya.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this one made me laugh so hard I scared my dogs "you disqualified the animal?!" @atrupar.com

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Leftback @leftback.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm getting the word <redacted on the advice of my legal team>

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Archive footage of an innocent victim.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Picture and headline combo made me think it was investigative reporting disguised as the mascot

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026

Solipsism is a deadly, conscience-eroding occupational hazard of the rich and powerful. No visitor to Epstein Island could have made the visit if the pain of those young women was as real to them as the pain of their own daughters and friends.

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Bassman @bassman93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

As with lots of things, I assume the hope is that somebody snaps or slips and this goes viral. It's creeping into pressers too.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/09/2026

Wayland Yutani having an office in Canary Warf makes sense.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just really good stuff

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