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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 29/12/2025

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Hello Wednesday. Bats with Umbrellas, Tsukioka Yoshitoshi, 1882.

As described, It depicts bats in place of actors from the popular kabuki play Chūshingura.
The print is a parody, replacing the play's dramatic actors with bats.

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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

“Why is no one in the media talking about this?!” and it’s literally the top story on the NYT website.

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trouble (affectionate) @synnnnn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

hiiiii i'm offering fic for @fthkpop.bsky.social but currently listed under 'syn' -- in process of getting my username changed on the sheet to 'tuhreesha', which is my ao3 handle but take a look if you're interested~~~~ lots of yr faves on there as well!

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

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Duke Stephens @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be

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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 10/02/2025

THE WHOLE STADIUM YELLING "A MINOR" JUST GAVE ME NEW LIFE AND A NEW DEDICATION TO BEING A HATER

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Jamie @gnuman1979.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Bullwinkle?

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Gevo @axlchalieux.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

A little nap for the morning study cat ♥ #cat #art #morningstudy

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

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Chris Stantis @chrisstantis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

He looks like a Muppet who's going to do physical comedy with Rizzo

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

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Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:

"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???"

yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.

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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.

A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.

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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

bodyswap aus are always good. put that guy in a situation, that situation being another guy.

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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

He's a secret agent

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Narumila @narumila.eurosky.social · 08/01/2025

so, I've found straight hockey romance books, feels a bit weird coming at those after devouring mlm romances. are there also wlw hockey romance books? #LookingForBookRecs

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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

me, being forcefanned into caring about ateez: I’m gonna pretend this isn’t happening

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Laine Nooney @ 🔥🗑️🔥 @lainenooney.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Every time I hear about a new thing a marketer claims genAI will do, I think of Joyce, the most exhausted computer wife of 1980: "Wake me when this shit can make a bed."

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bladedweapons @bladedweapons.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

He is THE NIGHT! Really! ...but sometimes it is hard being THE NIGHT :( #feidu #modu #justiceinthedark #默读 #silentreading

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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

sorry we mischaracterized your favourite character for the sake of porn. yeah. sorry. he's blushing and whimpering and crying and pissing himself. sorry. yeah no there was nothing else that could be done.

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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

don’t forget to be weird and a freak

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AverageJer @averagejer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Marriage is mostly one person yelling something from the other room and the other person yelling back “I can’t hear you because you are in the other room”.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes

A Beatlejuice Beatlejuice sign listing that says “Light up Beetlejuice marquee sign never used $50”

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rori d. MOVED ☀️🧚🍉 @caremitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

“you’re 25 and you’re using :3 ?” yeah because i’m full of fucking whimsy and childlike wonder

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/12/2024

IMPORTANT NEWS VIA A FRIEND: the French embassy has put tinsel on the demented Olympic mascot

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auntie lino’s strap @aplethoras.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

god i love starting fic. starting fic is the best. just me and my little ideas, raccoon hands flying across the keyboard. they're gonna kiss sooooooo good. "but what about finishing fic?" mind your business

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Not sure anything I’ve done professionally, as much as I wish it were, has been as important as the Cat Political Compass I just created

A political compass meme (coordinate plane), in which the vertical axis is BRAIN - NO BRAIN and the horizontal axis is NO CRIMES - CRIMES.

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iain @iainlives.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Peerless informational resource

Search result for "what is Duncan Idaho's middle name?", which the Google AI believes to be "Donuts"

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy

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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

create villains your readers want to have sex with. this is the only way to properly ensure people will read your novel

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

"Killin Fuckin CEO's" Freight graff in the Bay Area, California

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yeah no sure @ryneismean.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 09/07/2024

[training a new hire at the sex shop] here’s a list of dildos and dildonts

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Henry Birdseye @henrybirdseye.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

salt is sugar's wario

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Sheera Talpaz @stalpaz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

You Have Me Blocked on Twitter, But We're Mutuals Here: A Second-Chance Romance

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Yonah @yonah-at-sea.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This afternoon I am amusing myself thinking of Xue Yang watching JGY pack NMJ's head away in his treasure room and thinking "god that's so embarrassing, you'll never catch me lovingly caressing my ex's corpse, hashtag cringe" and then ~five years later being like "FUCK."

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Alex Dobrenko @alexd23.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

there's gotta be a better way

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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny

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auntie lino’s strap @aplethoras.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

when u greet the dog before its owners and have to add a hurried “oh. and you as well, dog humans”

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