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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
do we think he's just getting quote tattoos of things off has said to him
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
IM HERE FOREVER
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El 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Love Is More Than Telling Me You Want It by @phnelt.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social EKNJWK THIS FIC WENFNEWJ THIS FIC ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ME IN THE BEST WAY ENKWF😤😤😤😤 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/235477... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/797779...
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
guys pharmacy got medicine in... fingers in mouth monday face in bowl tuesday needles in head wednesday jaw pain arm tinglies thursday ACTUAL MEDICINE FRIDAY FUCK YEAH. 9 days and i can kind of function now yay
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i do a little want people who liked hr to watch shoresy... just experience a bit more of the range jacob tierney has... see the chirps...
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
fingers in my mouth monday face in the bowl tuesday needles in the head wednesday
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is a vaguepost about f1 but i does apply generally, which is when there's a guy with a reputation for being hostile and angry, having the people he respects and likes say that he's a nice guy, actually!! is not convincing. world is full of men who are nice to the people they like being nice to
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i have discovered that sticking my face in a bowl of ice water does help so now every hour or so i go hunch over the big mixing bowl on the floor of the bathroom. dignity. always dignity.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
migraine for four days so i went for a massage. forgot this guy is an osteopath too? so he did a bunch of weird body rotation stuff and then when none of that was working he was like hey can i put my finger in your mouth. like sure whatever life is already so weird. sadly didn't work
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kakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm not sure if this is the consolation prize she wanted, but Kaori Sakamoto will always be famous for fostering a period of excellence, grace, and good sportsmanship in women's figure skating, something it was severely lacking. Thank you Kaori, figure skating is better for having you. ❤️
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shaa 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @willesluv.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
LEGO CARRYING FOURTH OFF THE STAGE TODAY HELP ME
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
one of my worst habits is putting all of the forks in the dishwasher and then having to say things to myself like maybe i can eat this enchilada with chopsticks
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
im so emotional
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Get into f1 they said, learn lots of fun details about power trains and brake bias, they said. Reality: I've now learned the names of several Kardashians after years of working hard to know nothing
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Cass @defractum.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8) Fake Marriage canon divergence This chapter: Ilya arrives!! archiveofourown.org/works/78672856
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
happy anniversary
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version)
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ha. haha
hudson williams WET he's in the water he's blowing the water out of his mouth like a little whale or dolphinextremely tiny wet red underwear on a wet hudson williams
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ying 🗡💫 @yingui.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji!
digital painting of wei wuxian and lan wangji dressed in plain clothing in front of a field, river, and mountains. wei wuxian is holding two red flowers and lan wangji is holding a sheaf of wheat. They gaze at each other fondly
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
setting up my new dresser and hehe feels nice
picutre of my dresser with my little fan objects
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kakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They should say it, because it's true. provinceofcanada.com/products/mon...
provinceofcanada.com
Montreal Bagels Sweatshirt Royal - Unisex
Montreal Bagels crewneck sweatshirt for men and women. Made in Canada with 80% cotton fleece. Oversized fit, vintage-inspired white silkscreen graphic.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star
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pumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
did someone say hockey romance
twice jeongyeon and jihyo in rec hockey league uniforms, sweaty and smiling. they’re seated and pressed together, heads tilted against each other. jihyo is wearing a backwards blue baseball cap and she looks so hot and sporty and hot and the protective gear makes them both look extra broad and IT’S A PROBLEM OK
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hannah 🌈🏡 @helcinda.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
let's go, baby boy
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then i keep going 🐺 @madsabouthugh.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i dont think im gonna make it
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck'
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances
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v. greyson @v-greyson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
an XKCD comic of two stick figures talking. Square brackets indicate edits to the original comic’s text. Person 1: [NHL rules are] second nature to us [hockey fans], so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only knows [which team gets last change] and one or two [types of icing]. Person 2: and [goaltender interference], of course. Person 1: Of course. Caption: Even when they’re trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person’s familiarity with their field.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 09/01/2026
Superstition xkcd.com/3191/
Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
one of the perks of super bad eyesight is when i get one of thos eheadaches where focusing on anything makes me nauseous i can take off my glasses and voila. couldn't look at anything even if i tried
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Cass @defractum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I just remembered these cups that were real Russian merch for the 2014 Sochi Olympics and lmao hashtag Heated Rivalry I guess
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
despite being surrounded by the bounty of the hr tag what am i doing? re-reading stucky fic from 15 years ago. that was my main hankering post ep 6
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy new year everyone! this year for yuletide i wrote a midnight museum fic where khatha and dome are back in time and khatha maybe isn't the nicest to his 1944 self. archiveofourown.org/works/75508971
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How will I wake - phnelt - พิพิธภัณฑ์รัตติกาล | Midnight Museum (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/12/2025
Sauropods xkcd.com/3185/
Comic. [Top panel: Long-necked dinosaur with red X over it.] [Bottom panel: two smaller dinosaurs the same shape except their neck isn’t long, while in the background there’s an extremely long neck criss-crossing the frame like a snake. Green check mark in center.] [caption] Thanks to modern paleontological reconstructions, we now know that most sauropods had short necks, and all those extra vertebrae belonged to the sauropod colony’s queen.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
im at the point in this cold where i just want a device to slowly drip honey down my throat at a steady clip
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
it's a niche meme
screencap of hollander looking backwards before being decked with the text 'sir he's looking back while entering the neutral zone' followed by the annoyed picard meme with the text 'you can't do that'
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
when the government logos came up at the end of the credits my friend went let's take a moment for our tax dollars and then we all chanted gay tax! gay tax! (real thing that happened at friendsmas dinner)
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
im en familie so haven't been around but for yuletide i got this amazing Tay/Gun fic pls go read it it's so so good. archiveofourown.org/works/76121146
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i still think svsss could have the best howl's moving castle au because it would capture the true spirit of the book: total loser in life whose whole family is like why are you obsessed with fictional magic stuff who gets to go to magic land and be pretty impressive actually
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
omg new spod fic!!!
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kakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Fixed it.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
the cookies i decorated btw
3 sugar cookies with icing on them
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
eagles are a great conservation success story one of the major outcomes is that they've undone all of their propaganda. i can never buy an eagle as majestic after watching one fall off a rock it's standing on and into the ocean. just an absolutely ridiculous bird.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i just opened my fridge and there's no ginger ale in there. i didn't think that was possible. don't fridges spawn with cans of canada dry?
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i, in mental health recovery, am living the same life as my friend's toddler. our chat is just a picture of her kid at arts and crafts and then a picture of me cookie decorating. 'child slept through the night' bitch me too we're doing great
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kakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why should everyone be excited about 10 Dance? Because unlike some *other* athletes bl currently airing, 10 Dance knows her place and comes to me with respect
A panel from the 10 Dance manga where one character explains "competitive dance doesn't wow the crowd like figure skating..."
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
ok what's everyone's favourite christmas carol adaptation. i think mine is muppet christmas carol but Inception is probably up there
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
my goal this december is to watch the movie when harry met sally, a film i have seen many times but all before the age of 8 so I have no memories of it due to it being one of 3 VHSes that my dad had when i went to visit (also Blue and star trek first contact)
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91z matching jewelry enthusiast 🤖 @spacewitchbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hear me out: heated rivalry and each season focuses on hot gay athletes fucking from a different sport
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
it's my birthday! v glad to know everyone here and still get to chat about our shows!
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