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@philologicalbat.bsky.social
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Bats, friendly neighborhood gremlin. she/her. ateez, somehow. writer of little stories. "I like his butt but I'm super normal about it." 🔞

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 29/12/2025
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Jumping and popping? ?en esta economia?
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
madly jealous you fucking legend
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hello Wednesday. Bats with Umbrellas, Tsukioka Yoshitoshi, 1882.
As described, It depicts bats in place of actors from the popular kabuki play Chūshingura. 
The print is a parody, replacing the play's dramatic actors with bats.
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
at some point, I have to assume that you are speaking in bad faith or just willfully ignorant because in fact sometimes it is ALL the media is talking about.
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
“Why is no one in the media talking about this?!” and it’s literally the top story on the NYT website.
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trouble (affectionate) @synnnnn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
hiiiii i'm offering fic for @fthkpop.bsky.social but currently listed under 'syn' -- in process of getting my username changed on the sheet to 'tuhreesha', which is my ao3 handle but take a look if you're interested~~~~ lots of yr faves on there as well!
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
how's annie? @ventriclemouse
Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR."  The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
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Duke Stephens @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 10/02/2025
THE WHOLE STADIUM YELLING "A MINOR" JUST GAVE ME NEW LIFE AND A NEW DEDICATION TO BEING A HATER
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Jamie @gnuman1979.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Bullwinkle?
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
sending my love 💖
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Gevo @axlchalieux.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A little nap for the morning study cat ♥ #cat #art #morningstudy
A cat sleeping in an oil painting style
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
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Chris Stantis @chrisstantis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
He looks like a Muppet who's going to do physical comedy with Rizzo
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
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Its been one of those weeks🥂 @passtheyaoii.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Yknow what day it is 😎
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
omg!!!
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Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:
"wow you blocked me just cuz I disagreed with you???"

yes. Yes, exactly. This is a social media site. I come here to look at pictures of birds and shit post with my friends. This is not a town hall merging; I am not your elected official. I do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. You and I are strangers that use the same website. I can block you for literally any reasons and that's okay. Take a deep breath. Block me too. You'll feel better.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Whenever people ask me if I'm a gifted artist.
A stupid ass edit of Hulk as a skilled artist.
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
bodyswap aus are always good. put that guy in a situation, that situation being another guy.
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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
He's a secret agent
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Narumila @narumila.eurosky.social · 08/01/2025
so, I've found straight hockey romance books, feels a bit weird coming at those after devouring mlm romances. are there also wlw hockey romance books? #LookingForBookRecs
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i'm not meant to withstand such things!!!
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i was shown. skirts. it was bad for me.
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
plz imagine me tonguing your coffee messily and in an embarrassing way before stealing your cookie thx
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
listening to your playlist and hating myself a little
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
hwa made me feel things
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
me, being forcefanned into caring about ateez: I’m gonna pretend this isn’t happening
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
this is not enough merch you need more irresponsible merch
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Laine Nooney @ 🔥🗑️🔥 @lainenooney.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Every time I hear about a new thing a marketer claims genAI will do, I think of Joyce, the most exhausted computer wife of 1980: "Wake me when this shit can make a bed."
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bladedweapons @bladedweapons.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
He is THE NIGHT! Really! ...but sometimes it is hard being THE NIGHT :( #feidu #modu #justiceinthedark #默读 #silentreading
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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
sorry we mischaracterized your favourite character for the sake of porn. yeah. sorry. he's blushing and whimpering and crying and pissing himself. sorry. yeah no there was nothing else that could be done.
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS plz go to mavro probato for me god I love pangrati
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
fuck yeah this is for me. is that kallimarmaro??? ugh Athens looks beautiful.
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
this makes me so emotional thank you for doing this could you also have a koulouri plz
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Bats @philologicalbat.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
see if you can eat some late melomakarona for me
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
don’t forget to be weird and a freak
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AverageJer @averagejer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Marriage is mostly one person yelling something from the other room and the other person yelling back “I can’t hear you because you are in the other room”.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes
A Beatlejuice Beatlejuice sign listing that says “Light up Beetlejuice marquee sign never used $50”
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rori d. MOVED ☀️🧚🍉 @caremitthefrog.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“you’re 25 and you’re using :3 ?” yeah because i’m full of fucking whimsy and childlike wonder
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/12/2024
IMPORTANT NEWS VIA A FRIEND: the French embassy has put tinsel on the demented Olympic mascot
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