Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraJuiceMcGoose 🧃🪿 @jeremiema12.bsky.social · 11hThe entire list of nominees is amazing. My favorite: 212910
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 401463131
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 1248838
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraKelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶 11561125
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 237160044149
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464141802826
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026National Park Service Begins Offering Annual Body-Dumping Pass theonion.com/national-park-service-… 2194685
Reposted by Unbothered Capybara😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“life-saving care after botched execution” eat your heart out hemingway 210111
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. 000
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introducing Gurpo 421865342
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Swan Boy is always good for a "First time I've ever seen that turn of phrase in print" but today has some bangers. (And I wouldn't be jealous, either.) 0231
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122103192673
Reposted by Unbothered Capybaraautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026finally, a good threads post 122418252
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraBrendan @brendanmcginley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026THERE IS STILL GOOD IN THE INTERNET, I HAVE SEEN IT www.youtube.com/shorts/PzWVj...youtube.com"Thunderstruck" | Girl playing bagpipes and drumming man-horse play AC/DC in bathroomYouTube video by Buckets the Drummer 022
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Incredible levels of Kristen Schaal energy. 000
Reposted by Unbothered Capybaramore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was 247848
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113183073
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who'd have fucking guessed theintercept.com/2026/09/18/r...theintercept.comRobert Kraft Claims His Donations Help Palestinians. Turns Out He’s Funding Friends of the IDF.An analysis of tax forms by The Intercept show Kraft’s charity and LLC have donated to Friends of the IDF and AIPAC’s super PAC. 723250
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately. 7837301
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every song written by a man can be grouped under one of two genres: 1) dying alone at sea 2) blowjobs: good all songs written by women are murder ballads hope this is clarifying 1166739
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraSnarky Robot, but Halloween-themed @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That’s just lesbian Christopher Walken. 12118238
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As if I couldn't love Haley Williams any more. 212321
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026growing up means learning that all those “innocent“ Salt-N-Pepa songs you listened to as a kid were actually about sex 3322
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraCandy @rockcandy87.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For the love of god please fix the AI generated noise graphic the numbers are everywhere 47816
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149424043
Reposted by Unbothered Capybara𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026LMAOOOOOOO 5451122
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraLiz Szabo @lizszabo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026'Chaos potatoes' born at zoo weigh less than a pound but are related to elephants www.wbaltv.com/article/chao... 629547
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257521534
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraTodd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. 30685146
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Che Guevara so curious he cloned himself. 000
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraYou Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point". 251181348
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026AI voice deepfakes but only for fascist speeches in the voice of Meatwad or Carl. 031
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 24/11/2025thinking about him again 45910
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraSean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Pat Burns waiting at the pearly gates to absolutely throw down. 510611
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That worked 231712113
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today, 323089630
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I challenged myself to find the stupidest thing possible to store my weed in and I think I nailed it. 631351207
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 04/07/2024What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game 1374167
Reposted by Unbothered Capybaratreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow 171095121
Reposted by Unbothered CapybaraDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how is this real 1083134469
Unbothered Capybara @philipivofspain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Your DNA, stretched end-to-end, would reach Pluto. Math here: 120
