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Phil Cresswell

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Born on the Island of Portsea. STH.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The BBC is already giving Nigel Farage coverage for a speech he hasn’t even delivered. Report on what he says tomorrow, by all means. But previewing it now gives him free publicity and lets him set the agenda before anyone can scrutinise his words.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Almost forgot: happy That Tom Hollander Interview Day to all who celebrate
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Alistair King @alistairking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know how writers you admire often share stuff when you’re busy and you think ‘yeah, they’re good but I haven’t really got time right now’? Well, get over yourself and make the time for this. Just don’t do it in an open-plan office. It’s NSFWBOTEL*. Well done, @mrhenrymorris.substack.com.
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Mark Francois’ Tory Conference Diary
Birmingham 2026 - as it happened
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was never a particular fan of either Nick Robinson or Andrew Marr but they are absolute titans of political analysis compared to the drivel produced by Kuenssberg and Mason.
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t believe anything anymore.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Angry bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Irvine Welsh @irvinewelsh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nobody outside the media seems interested in the social engineering project of a tedious Mickey Mouse tournament designed to fleece future generations of morbidly obese fans with a life span of 200, containing around 25 years of mobility. Get rid of this piss. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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England squad: Cole Palmer and Declan Rice among five withdrawals from England squad
Tino Livramento, Kobbie Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Marcus Rashford and Declan Rice all pull out of England's squad for forthcoming Nations League matches.
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is fantastic
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
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John Ferrett @johnferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another terrible day for our city. Is there no end to the shame these thick racist numbskulls are able to inflict on Portsmouth.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place.
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Ed Wilson @eddwilson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Public Order Act 1936 "... any person who in any public place or at any public meeting wears uniform signifying his association with any political organisation or with the promotion of any political object shall be guilty of an offence..." www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Edw8an... #R4Today
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
90 years ago, Parliament responded to the rise of Oswald Mosley's Blackshirts by passing the Public Order Act, which banned political uniforms, private militias and the threat of force for political objects. The debates make very resonant reading today. Here's the Liberal Robert Bernays. (Short 🧵)
You cannot conduct a fair match when one side is playing with a ball and the other with bombs and, if democracy is to survive, it must be conducted according to definite and recognised rule. One of them is that no political party should resort to any weapon other than reason and argument. The introduction of private armies, as I see it, strikes at the root of democracy. I know it is contended that the Blackshirts are not armed and, therefore, are not an army, but I do not think that argument can be upheld. … Uniformed men in military formation suggest, and are meant to suggest, the idea of force. It is no argument to reply that at this or that demonstration no force is intended. It is an inescapable fact that a uniform in politics symbolises force, to be used either now or in the future.
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AndyD @andydj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😂😂💥
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Steve Bone @stevebone1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So glad I got the chance to do this with - and about - Alan Knight for the 125 Yrs Pompey History book. Could have chatted to him all day for it, and almost did. He was pleased to be included in such a way. There's never been one like Knightsie before; there never will be again.
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PompeyNewsNow 🎙️ PO4cast @pompeynewsnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Alan Knight 1961-2026 #Pompey Portsmouth FC
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Alan Knight 1961-2026
Club legend passes away
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Andrew Moon @mrandrewmoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don’t think I could come close to doing Alan Knight justice in 280 characters This is a devastating day for everyone who knew him and everyone connected to Portsmouth Football Club
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nick Brett for England plays a semmingly impossible shot in the 2020 World Indoor Bowls Championship pairs final. 💙
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Currently somebody in Thailand can immediately influence British politics by simply paying £5 million...
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pointless looking at the table until Easter, then it’s time to start worrying 👀😎
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Matilda Martin @matildamartin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Exclusive🚨Disco band Boney M is in talks with Reform UK to perform at the party's conference next month @politicshome.bsky.social understands The band, which rose to fame in the 70s with songs like Rasputin & Daddy Cool, is being lined up to appear at the afterparty
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Boney M In Talks To Play At Reform Conference
Exclusive: Disco band Boney M is in talks with Reform UK to perform at the party's conference next month, PoliticsHome understands.
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Richard Sambrook @sambrook.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
BBC’s coverage of Reform’s welfare plans is frankly bizarre. Headlines in Ten, leading on some radio networks. Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election?
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me when my posts get 0 likes
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Imagine you lit a disposable BBQ off a wildfire tho. What would you cook first?
One of the great thinkers of our time, Matt the Tissier thinking with his tinfoil titfer on.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Gene47 @gene47.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, they're on their way back to Morocco actually, as they never had any way to reach mainland Spain, let alone the UK, but who needs facts when you're Bobby J the King of Bullshit.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.
Telegraph article: John Cleese: I trust Rupert Lowe more than any other leader
Monty Python star backs the Restore Britain founder in a series of social media posts
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🕹️ Davey Sloan 👾 @sloanysoft.itch.io · 22/07/2026
She should definitely have got some financial advice by now.
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South Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cissbury Ring is the largest hillfort in Sussex and one of the county’s most important prehistoric sites ⛰️ Neolithic flint mines were worked here over 5,000 years ago, leaving behind an undulating landscape of pits and mounds that can still be seen today. 📸: John Manley [1/2]
Large hollows at the western end of Cissbury Ring mark the filled-in shafts of 6,000-year-old flint mines. In the background, a patchwork of fields and a village stretch across the landscape beneath a cloudy sky.
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Jon Dennis @jondennis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
(sorry, I don't know who made this)
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Warren Oates @warrenoates1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A warning on this scrapping of VAT on electricity bills. Firstly it will save the average household about £3.75 a month - welcome, but not revolutionary. This also includes the richest and wealthy, who no doubt will save the most. 1/4
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Peadubya66 @peadubya66.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Kevin Keegan Different times, would never happen now. A player at the top of his game, entering a TV programme to find the best sportsman
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good to see Romesh Ranganathan getting a bit of work. #WorldCup
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney on the HT show on the BBC: "I like a lot of them artists, but I thought it was crap."
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Chris Martin singing everything is love while Trump continues to drop bombs on the middle east, removes human rights and send ICE out to shoot people in the street. #spaarg
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 16/07/2026
Canvassers out in force in Clacton.
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andypompey.bsky.social @andypompey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
An argie more dislikable that Diego Simone. Who’d have thought it would turn out to be his son!
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Claire S (UK not USA) @csav55.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh ffs we're now going to have endless posts saying if only Starmer had been the man we're seeing today he wouldn't have been ousted. Sorry but that's t b*llocks, those of us who don't allow the media to set the narrative know exactly sort of a man Starmer is and we got dogs abuse for defending him.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
YOU GOT A DOG!?!
YUP! HIS NAME IS ACHILLES.
ACHILLES, HEELI
SERIOUSLY?
HE DIDN'T EVEN
DO IT.
YEAH, IT'S HIS WEAKNESS.
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Brad Sked @bradsked.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh fuck off
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Tracey @2300.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'll just leave this here to show how pointless this Burnham coup has been.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A huge loss to science communication on top of everything else. #TotP
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I actually don't think it's great for a democracy if someone is allowed to get away with incitement to racial violence, protected and boosted by the media, for over two decades, until they decide they're sick of him and root out one of the scandals they've had in a desk drawer.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sat indoors due to the furnace outside and looking around the room, I wanted to share one of my most treasured possessions this beautiful print of David Bowie as Mr Benn from a few years back by the very talented @happytoast.co.uk
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Laragh @laragh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just went to a Berlin Lidl and paid €1.05 for 250g of butter *sobs in brexit*
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