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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 4h
Bet I’ll be the 10,452nd person to say: That’s Death
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14h
Most TV is just this now.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remembering when for no good reason i pretended to be Nabokov ranking various bears
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 12h
Nobody wants stabbing in the cockpit
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wondering if it’ll be the 9th tier of the English football system or just in a big field playing with themselves #ManCity
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s the only one who seems normal tbh
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Qaulity…
A picture of the shop front of Mister Byrite. The heading above it says : Mister Byrite Roman Road Who Remembers This Shop
The Qaulity of their Clothes was absolutely Crap
MISTER BYRITE
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More people at the Beeb acting like click bait wankers:
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well that’s a big fucking NO from me
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says "is this a joke about gymnastics?" The horse beams.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dildos and Kink is going to be the 2040s mystery thriller drama previously occupied by Rosemary and Thyme, isn’t it?
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning Just caught a glimpse of someone in the public eye who’s had plastic surgery. It’s startling that,with camera definition being advanced, it looks like their nose is stuck on
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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roots was our dog. We’re standing by his grave
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Simon Evans @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org · 24/09/2026
"We are in a state of perpetual gas price spikes", says Ana Musat, exec director for policy at RenewableUK Says energy bills have been hit by 9x gas price spikes in a decade and that renewables have saved UK £100bn since 2021
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“A polite way of describing Ilford”
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good time to post my favorite gorillaz tweet
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Currently looking forward to Big Brother 2036 with It’s Just A Head On A Pillow contesting
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a great match. Brian Brobbey scored * excellent* goals #MACSUN
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This small 🧵is like a surreal comedy but it’s real
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning Moscow’s on fire…
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Adam_Y @modernistpunk.com · 19/09/2026
My liege...
A screen grab of the BBC with the subtitles "the duke and duchess of sausage" and a picture of harry and Megan.
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great dining out stories in this thread 🧵
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herodotuspenguin.bsky.social @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went to a posh restaurant in a cellar of a Georgian building in UK. A sign outside said “entrance”, pointing to a low archway. I ducked through the archway … and slid down the steep inner embrasure of the window I’d walked through, and landed on a restaurant table below with a loud crash. (1/2)
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But not ants, which is a shame tbh…
Only 10 insect species are approved as food ingredients in South Korea, including grasshoppers, mealworms and silkworm pupae.
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Ali B @alic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An older relative said to me,"it's the part that encourages people to have sex for fun, not just to have children". Set me up well, she did 😁
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Authors! If you must respond to your bad reviews, do it as graciously as Oliver Hardy when Walter Winchell trashed the film 'Nothing But Trouble' in 1945. (Bookmarking this post in case I need it in November.)
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Jamie Hannigan @jamiedotdotdot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Struggling to think how anyone living or working in a seaside community would even consider doing this to RNLI volunteers aka THEIR OWN NEIGHBOURS WHO WOULD DROP EVERYTHING TO SAVE THEM FROM DROWNING WHEN THE CALL CAME IN
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Terrible game and this anodyne amateur commentary is driving me to distraction. Man City/Norwich
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Richard did a bespoke crossword for my missus and let me tell you, it was two or three days of deciphered cleverness. Huge, huge recommend.
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Helen Barrett @helenbarrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone said his career is basically a gap year that got out of hand, which feels right.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Shiny Buttoned Man Of Kolkata
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If anyone wants to watch Johnny Marr’s guitars being auctioned off live at Christie’s www.youtube.com/watch?v=i60S...
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Livestream | Marr's Guitars: The Johnny Marr Collection | London
YouTube video by Christie's
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Swedish dogs have mastered AI and used woof-to-text conversion
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mate got divorced last year and went full midlife crisis, formed a band and self funded an album. It's bloody awful, he can't sing and plays guitar like he's trying to saw it in half. But I tell him it's great and I go to all his gigs, cos he's my pal and I love him.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OK, forget Ed Sheeran. Am properly shocked reading that Michelmore’s current - not peak - Spotify monthly listeners are 34 million.
Holiday 77
Cliff Michelmore's favourite holiday sounds
Vinyl album sleeve
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching Man U fold like that in a way that they haven’t in 50 years… No idea about Brighton till now. Fantastic side. Something Spanish/ South American about them. But Šeško switching off like that? Serious problems there
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can’t be the only person to sing: 🎶 Hey, hey we’re The Houthis… And people say we Houthi around🎶
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone in that wall is embarrassed #LIVTOT
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just wondering how cocktail sticks are made, if you need to know how ma life’s panning out
Moog from Willo The Wisp
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The practical end is *difficult* if a recycler goes under.
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Human anatomy has always been ny Achilles Rectum
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Loiners! #FourNil
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Deleting a post as it was a bit too strong as a reply. Anything involving a former Prime Minister brings out the worst in me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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