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Petrichor 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@petrichor42.bsky.social
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36, He/Him, Legal Cannabis Professional Interests include: Gardening, earthen building (straw, cobb, hyperadobe), cooking, colony sim/survival/cozy games

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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sagittarius: Take some comfort in knowing that at least you’re providing a nice show for everyone as they witness your catastrophic downfall into oblivion.
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
I genuinely love everything about this explanation. No notes. 10 out of 10.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i guess in a world where it seems like the corruption is truly endless and often unpunished, it's *kinda* funny that George Santos is the one guy who like never gets away with it
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey I'm not actually done talking about Dolly Parton. 🧵 Specifically I want to talk about her album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs, released in 1980 (not the soundtrack to the film 9 to 5, that's a different thing). The whole album is about work, with most of the songs focused on a different type of worker.
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh that’s not all, folks. Antifa Waldo, beatifications of ICE martyrs, ICE agents slipping, and more—all from the likes of corn, barley, and alfalfa
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and Rocky Horror would be a banger Double Feature
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 18/08/2026
time to dust this bad boy off parents with young kids who struggle with time while getting ready for school: this will change your life minute hand: green section - you'll be on time to school blue section - you'll probably be on time red section - it's up to the traffic past red - you'll be late
A cock with the pie slices between 3 and 6 divided into green, blue, and red sections
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Will Kirkby @chamonkee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mister Petrichor Tibbs, the kind of bard who will leave you penniless.
A cat man in a daper suit holding a fiddle.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This goes hard
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I watched the video. It was an execution. The officer cannot claim negligence or an accident because he fired three rounds into the man's head. Incidentally, the officer almost shoots his partner (and may have), as you can see the other officer suddenly jerk back after the first shot is fired.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jimothy flash?
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
first thing i saw when i opened this app, what a rush
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is so obviously dead that the possibility of him not being dead becomes more absurd with every passing day that they dance around it, like if he's NOT dead then what the fuck are they doing
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
Trump repeatedly refers to Zelenskyy as "President Putin"
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I never go to Safeway, but they were the closest place with veggie corn dogs. I was instructed to return with a festive ice cream treat and I did real good. China has truly surpassed US innovation.
Fried chicken ice cream. Looks like a drumstick has a chocolate bone.
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Sarah Cupcakes @cupcakesarenice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I mean, Philadelphia beating the Royals on July 4 is a little too on the nose.
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Currently going mad viral on TikTok
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Trans people will always exist." Cool. "They can't kill us all." Comforting. Yeah, transness will survive, but *I* want to survive, too, y'know? But also, survival and existence aren't enough for me anymore, and they shouldn't be enough for allies either. I want to see my trans friends thrive.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 24/06/2026
this is in line with my frustrations about how every trans movie is an egg crack movie. i want a movie where a woman's transness is not the core of the story because trans women are women and are subject to regular woman issues on top of trans issues. this really should not be a radical suggestion.
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Shawn @shawn1959.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
we need to go back
a neon green transparent gameboy color handheld console with pokemon green version on the screen.a transparent shimmery light blue nintendo 64 gaming consolea pale pink transparent gameboy advancea transparent medium blue playstation 2 gaming console
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/06/2026
i don't miss the headphone jack because wireless headphones are great and i don't miss earbuds getting violently ripped out of my head several times a day because i have the motor controls of a violently drunk chimpanzee
guy standing up being brave meme
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 15/06/2026
happy pride month to these two
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shaka, when the letters fell.
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