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Desperado D. Mayor

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Gay movie man from online, now even gayer. He/Him

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Lanoom @lanoom.bsky.social · 2h
My ★★★★ review of The Pied Piper (1986) on @letterboxd.social : boxd.it/gz2fTx)
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A ★★★★ review of The Pied Piper (1986)
Sweeping, dour, and striking art and music direction sets the scene for a great adaptation of the old tale. The majority of the runtime is spent setting the stage of Hamelin's mundane fall to commerce...
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16h
Mystery Wrestling rules because they're actively pushing the boundaries of pro wrestling as performance art. They're not going to out-workrate AEW or out-sports presentation NJPW, so instead they're doing stuff you'd never see anywhere else.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16h
The only reason that this show happened was because they wanted to fuck with AEW's ticket sales and when that didn't work they gave up on broadcasting it live and now they're using the taped show to counterprogram a tribute show, wholly evil wrestling show, don't watch it ever.
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Lovely Punch @lovely-punch.bsky.social · 17h
Wrestling is so beautiful because where else can you see 2 men competitively backflip at each other why commentary says tearfully “it’s what he would have wanted” and that be exactly right
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16h
Kiwi birds look and behave like a cute mascot race in a fantasy setting but they're real and we really share the planet with them, isn't that wonderful?
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Andrew @andrewskeets.bsky.social · 16h
They really are pathetic scum. This isn't live. They don't have some broadcasting commitment they have to honor. They are choosing this time slot to fuck with a tribute show for a former talent of theirs.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 17h
Are you stupid or do you presume that everyone else is stupid
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dorcha🐦‍⬛ @mildewdrops.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
people hurtin people dyin jerma vinny northernlion
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 17h
If they did a Fight Forever sequel with the display bugs ironed out and the current roster (plus Sting, Danielson, PAC, Brodie, and Owen Hart) it would probably be the best wrestling video game ever, the engine is extremely strong.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 18h
Candace Owens is like Tyler Perry, she HATES herself, she cannot stand the fact that she's Black, queer, and a woman, except at least Tyler Perry has the decency to just make bad movies instead of cheerleading for white supremacy.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 18h
Hitoshi Ozawa, I was not familiar with your game
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 18h
Great idea for a movie: ninety-minute two-actor bottle piece where a woman exposes her husband's infidelity to his face, only for it to slowly become apparent that she was having an affair with the same woman. The movie's name is, obviously, Jolene.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Gabs // @homugabs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hmm bom batom confirmado - Dorothea/Petra, Fire Emblem 3 Houses #brart #fe3h #doropetra #wlw
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 19h
Encountered this in the wild and obviously had to grab it.
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It's KFG! @kungfugrip.bsky.social · 19h
Excited for them to take swift action and fire the woman who filed the restraining order for doing it behind wwe's back
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 19h
Absolute fucking devils.
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Super Noatic! @xenogears.bsky.social · 20h
they'll always find new lows to hit. counterprogramming against the tribute show to pac with an airing of a pretaped event against the wishes of their own wrestlers is just another one of those things you can never come back from.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 20h
If Orange Cassidy doesn't opt to take the night off (which would be understandable), I wonder what he'll be doing at the PAC tribute show. I mean, he HAS to be on the show if he's up to it, right?
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 20h
I guess that it never occurred to me that Candace Owens could be selling our her own people three times over instead of just two.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 20h
Do we know if Dragon Gate is gonna be doing a PAC tribute show?
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 20h
Oh my god.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 21h
Good news, we're just a few days away from the next installment of It Came From The Popcorn Parlor! October's theme will be BRITISH HORROR!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22h
A man charged with rape and sexual assault casually joking about consent at an official event with Trump White House officials.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 21h
Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024) has a scene where one of the protagonists uses the phrase "mini-me" in a familiar way. This implies that in the Descendants universe, the Austin Powers movies exist and they are at least as popular there as they are in our world.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 22h
Video game movies are in a weird state this year, the two best ever came out (Resident Evil and Iron Lung) but so did two of the worst (Minions Mario 2 and Return to Silent Hill) and I'm confident Street Fighter is also gonna be fucking awful.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 22h
Li'l Nobara's review of Practical Magic 2: "Total heterosexual propaganda. SOOOOOO boring, too, why do you keep bringing me to boring movies? Not even Nicole could save it. 2/10"
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kind of seems like they only went after him because they wanted a "win" over AEW and he was the only one left stupid enough to go back.
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
I want to be very clear about this, by the way: I had sufficient sourcing to where I could have reported this at Deadspin back in 2019. I had confirmation from multiple sides of the story. I'm sure some my colleagues could have, as well. But it wasn't worth the potential harm to PAC's livelihood.
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RYAN SEACREST AS THE HOST OF JEOPARDY: Tom, you're still in control of the board. TOM: I'll take your dick in my ass for $500, Ryan. SEACREST: Well, I AM a registered prostitute. *they fuck & the episode does a 14.7 Nielsen, Seacrest is given the key to the city the next day*
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bare fucking minimum, all seven of these men need to be removed from polite society and the boys club sociopaths who knew what they did and chose to give them a slap on the wrist need to be ousted from their positions. This shit is not okay. We have to be better than this.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 29/09/2026
it's good to know that protesting a genocide is more offensive to institutions than violent rape. it clarifies things for later.
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
0 memory of writing this
Drafts
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Jay Leno [wiggling his head around]: "Qqqqqqqqq"
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Jihaad Campbell" is a great name.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming] WUMPUS: Thanks so much for having me on, I really appreciate the chance to tell my side of the story- RAFI: WE HAVE FINE-ALLY GOT HIM, BROTHER! BENNY: *bites Wumpus's cock off and chews it and chews it and chews it and chews it and chews it*
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been laughing at this stupid shit for several days.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The truly crazy thing about Ice Cream Man (2026) is that, even if it didn't have blatantly obvious genAI bullshit in it for no reason, it would still be one of the worst movies of the year. Eli Roth is a vapid imbecile.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If there is anything that I've learned in the past two years it's that Heaven and Hell are the way people talk about you when you're gone. People are going to be mourning PAC for years. Everyone already forgot that Lindsey Graham ever existed.
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Zak Ralph | @LoveWrestlingCA @smarkmouth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of all the awful uses of generative ai this is one of the most quietly disgusting. These aren't tributes. They are snuff sympathy cards done by dopamine addicts groping themselves over the clout they can squeeze out of a tragedy. I'm furious when I see these. Can't imagine how their peers feel.
@dramakingmatt on Instagram.

"Please do not make AI images of our friends and colleagues "in heaven"

Not only does AI suck in general but it's insulting and unnerving to see"
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, was rolling out the red carpet for Xi a Chinese psyop too? I'm really confused about the GOP stance on China.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel bad for those whose responsibility it is to plan and perform the PAC tribute show that I assume is happening on Wednesday, I imagine there's a lot of feelings of "Why the fuck is this happening again so soon?"
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Sean Morley eventually shuffles off this mortal coil, there will not be an outpouring of grief and shock like there was for PAC or Andy Williams. There will be a brief moment of "oh, I remember that guy" or "fuck that guy" depending on how familiar you are with him and then that will be all.
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $29/100 @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May tomorrow bring a clearer sky.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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