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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠

@petestaiano.com
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never end a sentence with a preposition. married to Linux Mint. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 1h
@twosense.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💜
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 4h
Jesus he really is Vince Russo lol
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 4h
Like the episode where the one person was grafted to a couch
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 4h
It’s a case of “how did we even end up here” almost forgot, since this was mid ‘00s FX, they HAD to say the word shit twice an episode
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 4h
nip/tuck a season and a half serial killer storyline with an ending so obvious that every single Russo Swerve™️ was never going to work bonus points for making one of the secondary characters a MIME ROBBER this started my theory that Ryan Murphy can’t run a show past 2 seasons
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 5h
It just might work
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 5h
That’s a large ask but I’m open to new ideas
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 7h
the nincompoopery will continue until morale improves
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 13h
Liberty Lampoon’s Christmas Biberty
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17h
liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 05/10/2026
Reading books is great because each night you can check in on your little characters without the risk of seeing a distasteful political meme or 300 advertisements for things you do not need
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 13h
How is this pumpkin going to sit there without anyone fucking it
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 14h
helllll yeah
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 15h
why, do you think you're too good for it or something??
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 15h
They always nail it
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"gyms for our brains" oh so like a library
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23h
Luke half-seriously wonders: What if...everyone just re-released old consoles instead of trying to sell $1000+ new ones? aftermath.site/ps2-xbox-re-re...
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That’s how they say it in Bensonhurst
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 05/10/2026
lacroixberty boixberty
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Fuck you I’ll vote for the candidate you tell me Fuck you I’ll vote for the candidate you tell me Fuck you I’ll vote for the candidate you tell me
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
Once he reads this apology I wrote for him he’ll be a changed man
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Media literacy is at an all time low
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
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If you think that Tom Morello’s vote IN LOS ANGELES has any sway over federal politics then I have a tunnel system to sell you
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
Should’ve told them that The Plan involved Culver’s shrimp
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
There’s people out there that have convinced themselves that Tom Morello is the sole reason why Kamala Harris lost the election
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All cats love boxes no matter how big they are
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
More or less
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
This is cruel and unusual punishment
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
He was a lifelong democrat because he might have voted for a democrat once
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
Yours too???? 😭😭
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
I passed along an email to five friends back in the 2001 AIM days 😔
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I’m never getting over the fact that this exists. Never saw the movie and frankly I don’t need to
Watership Down film picture book with a black rabbit on the cover
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
anything that has this phrase in the opening credits
a still of a room with a statue with the words "directed by roman polanski" over the image
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We’re sending in a negotiator
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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We don’t need to accept anything!! These people are DELUSIONAL
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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
major democracies electing far-right populist governments
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty Bolsonaro
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It’s almost up there with “there is nothing more reviled than the Orc”
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Whomever was ghostwriting this book for the two of them either has brain worms or got 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 bad notes
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Jair Balsonaro in his favorite place on earth, a hospital bed
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
Anyone else get annoyed when your mother tells you they’re looking to move or is it just me
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ.
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Awww it’s our little birthday boy finding out
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Naturally, the best way is to downplay it
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 04/10/2026
oh boy i love trophies!!!
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