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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠

@petestaiano.com
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never end a sentence with a preposition. married to Linux Mint. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 14/10/2026
why does the new call of duty game take place in korea if the fuckin logo looks like this
call of duty modern warfare 4 logo with a 4 that looks like it would make sense in japan, not korea
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 10/10/2026
Here’s me 13 years ago as a zombie
Me as a zombie
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 10/10/2026
The Cleric
You don't trust this "Cleric", so you leave.
(Leave]

A blue figure with a giant smile and no eyes. He has a blue flame orb in one hand and a yellow spectral orb in the other
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 10/10/2026
can't forget everyone's favorite side character, UMBRO KNACKER
big fuckin knacker with his white umbro top and gelled fringe
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 10/10/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 09/10/2026
Part of the veneer trifecta from Hell
A man with a blue shirt smiling with blindingly white veneersA man with a black beard smiling white blindingly white veneers
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 08/10/2026
anytime i look at AI this is all i see
a woman with extra fingers, two noses, and three mouths
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 07/10/2026
Starz seems to think putting out tweets like this will make people tell Verizon to keep the channel. I disagree
Tweet from Starz

STARZ
STARZ
@STARZ
Follow
Ad ...
Verizon Fios has dropped STARZ. Call 888-
90-STARZ (888-907-8279) and tell them no!
Don't let Verizon take away hit movies on
STARZ like Michael.
YOU HAVE LOST STARZ ON
VERIZON FIOS
Michael
GO TO www.KeepSTARZ.com OR CALL 1-888-90-STARZ
From keepstarz.com

Photo is presumably of an actor playing Michael Jackson from the biopic “Michael” but I don’t know who or what that is
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 07/10/2026
I love when the timeline works out perfectly
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Skellyton
@infinitefinite.blog • 3h
Joined Nov '24
Bear (Ursa Minor)
Jerrified
for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.s... • 10h
Joined Aug '23
Toilet (Boredom)
Bluesky Elder
Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it?
$ 34
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
I’m never getting over the fact that this exists. Never saw the movie and frankly I don’t need to
Watership Down film picture book with a black rabbit on the cover
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
anything that has this phrase in the opening credits
a still of a room with a statue with the words "directed by roman polanski" over the image
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 05/10/2026
Jair Balsonaro in his favorite place on earth, a hospital bed
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 04/10/2026
that’s right
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
Don't underestimate the importance of the group text.
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 03/10/2026
A man with grey hair looking at someone in disbelief
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 03/10/2026
“Excuse me, ma’am, where are the appliances?” Sophie:
A woman with blonde hair and a basketball jersey pointing
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 03/10/2026
mfw I dox the wrong person and realize I’m about to get sued
An extremely sweaty man with glasses looking as disheveled as humanly possible
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 02/10/2026
Looked in the freezer for grated cheese
A woman smiling wearing a red sweater. There are no thoughts in her brain
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 01/10/2026
i would have simply waited to wear these shirts
a bunch of red sox players wearing shirts that say "no time like october" despite losing in the playoffs in september
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 29/09/2026
oh really, @cbsnews.com? do you not have eyeballs there?
a mugshot of a brown haired woman with the caption "Christa Pike, in an undated photo released by the Tennessee Department of Correction." despite the fact that 5/31/2016 is on the photo
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 29/09/2026
Wish Nina a happy birthday OR ELSE
A red haired King Charles cavalier looking sweetly and laying on a blanket
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 28/09/2026
my apologies. the swifties were actually gagging over this
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 28/09/2026
i cant believe they were gagging over this
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 26/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games
my 9 games

Sonic the Hedgehog, Galaga, NHL Hockey
Mortal Kombat II, Super Mario Bros. 3, Pole Position
GoldenEye 007, Metal Gear Solid, WCW vs. nWo World Tour
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 26/09/2026
Daffy Duck
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 26/09/2026
Nathan Fielder staring in disbelief
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 26/09/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf
No! No!!
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 25/09/2026
Paul Joseph Watson • @PrisonPlanet
The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
yfw you know how it plays out
A woman making a frowny face
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
NW:
Obsession movie poster
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
tweet from serene necrosis saying "ethnically irish people are the only people who should be drinking milk, actually, and the rest of you should stop appropriating our indigenous foods."
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
an image of a white lady with glasses and Hijab inspired secular accessorization next to the twin towers
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 24/09/2026
Someone tried to talk with all that peanut butter in their mouth
Keanu Reeves getting his mouth closed in the matrix
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 23/09/2026
The Statue of Liberty telling Superman “it gets tiresome listening to wealthy indolent westerners”
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 23/09/2026
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social VERY IMPORTANT ANNIVERSARY FOR ME
Pete Staiano Sep 22, 2015 •
It's gonna be a great day because over 200 people liked my comment on Kitchenette and that dictates my mood swings
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 22/09/2026
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 19/09/2026
Agent: James Bond
Mission 1: Arkangelsk
Part i: Dam
BACKGROUND:
If you think the Kennedy Center is "a building" you are a tone-deaf, cloth-eared, Blue Meanie-adjacent philistine shit-stain who hates music, culture, public assembly and life. 

What's next?

The Grand Canyon is a hole in the fucking ground?
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 19/09/2026
movie poster for the 2003 film Holes
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 19/09/2026
Al Pacino wearing a suit and yelling “great ass”
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 18/09/2026
Reily Reid with the caption “oh fuck you’re gonna make me social media”
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 18/09/2026
Funny you should mention that
Reily Reid with the caption “oh fuck you’re gonna make me vote”
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 18/09/2026
Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?
Anyone?
You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.

mighty morphin power rangers are in the background
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 17/09/2026
No no go on with the scenarios you concocted in your head I’m sure it’s going somewhere
SteveS
@steveinny.bsky.social
Joined Nov '24
Bear (Ursa Minor)
What if he dressed in a keffiyeh & burned down miniatures of the World Trade Centers, & then said: "Sorry, I was just joking?" Or maybe you'd find coming out in blackface more acceptable and if he said: "I had no idea people would find that offensive?"
But here's a question: WTF is wrong with you?
8:34 PM • Sep 16, 2026
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 16/09/2026
🎶 the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round 🎶
Mitch McConnell after his handlers put him in a car, his mouth open in a perma smile. He’s basically a vegetable
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Alvin and the Chipmunks are no longer opening for Ed Sheeran
Alvin and the chipmunks

Simon in blue on piano
Theodore in green on drums
Alvin in red on guitar
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 14/09/2026
How the hell are they selling a $1000+ VR unit but decide not to throw in a $30 power brick
Steam Hardware Power
Supply Unit
$29
Steam Frame doesn't come with a dedicated
PSU. A Steam Deck charger or equivalent will work! Don't have a Steam Deck charger? Any 45W or higher USB-C charger will keep you going for perpetual play.

Photo of a charging brick above text
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 14/09/2026
“Actually, it’s just Mr. Ass”
Mr. Ass holding a microphone wearing sunglasses
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 12/09/2026
*Alec Guinness voice* now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
@turbojerry_bsky_social has blocked you
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 10/09/2026
Pat Benatar’s Get Nervous album cover

She’s in a straitjacket with hair going up and to her left
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 08/09/2026
I can’t believe this is a real headline. Though that subhead is probably way worse!
WAS "DEFUND THE POLICE" CRAZY?
Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor reckons with the "woke" years.

A bunch of people in masks walking down the street in support of BLM and defunding the police
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com · 07/09/2026
No we aren’t you fucking weirdo
Alessia
@paravant.myatproto.social
Liberal and leftist men on here are denying misogyny in medicine to own the M/AHA women again and I want to nuke this site.
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