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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm grateful to Justin Webb on Radio 4 this morning for letting Zia Yusuf repeatedly blame all the problems of the NHS on asylum seekers without challenge, as if it is an accepted fact.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ...
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes indeed I'm rather tiring of the coverage... a convicted perjuror who brazenly lied his way through life and continued to attend the House of Lords even as this poor woman's life fell apart.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kuenssberg couldn't sleep last night, imagining how she would spring "Santa Burnham" on the PM. She is crestfallen that he actually has a cogent answer, that is not a version of "it's true, poor people are wicked and must be punished".
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leaf blowers have to be one of the most annoying inventions ever! And my neighbours need locking up for their incessant use of one.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dan Thomas? Didn't know him, never even met him.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sheeran frantically rounding up the buskers on London Underground.
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Ed Sheeran's support acts quit tour in support of Macklemore
The star said he was not responsible for Macklemore being dropped from the line-up after he made pro-Palestinian statements on stage.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wonder what it is about off shore tax hating billionaires being so drawn to Nigel Farage's "people's party"
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
omg. (it wasn't me) www.famouscampaigns.com/2026/09/meta...
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Meta smart glasses mocked by fake notices on London Underground
London’s backlash against camera-equipped smart glasses has reached the Tube, with spoof stickers styled as official TfL safety notices appearing inside Underground carriages and warning wearers that ...
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reform is the richest party in Britain. Its leaders are almost all millionaires. It is funded almost exclusively by billionaires. It has a supportive TV station and widespread media backing. So naturally, this donation comes with the usual attack on "elites". www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform UK given record £36m donation by British crypto billionaire
Ben Delo was convicted in US for failing to implement adequate anti-money laundering controls but pardoned by Trump
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Terry Hatcher is a bit bonkers! 😉 #Saturdaykitchen
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A truer post has never been posted.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wow
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26
Photo after Jason's final marathon taken from his archived blog showing Jason surrounded by supporters in orange charity t-shirts
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions. They told YOU to recycle better while they polluted more. Don't fall for it. Hold systems accountable. #ClimateCrisis
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 18/08/2026
Absolutely horrifying case.
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Cornish Skipper #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺🔶🌹💚💙 @cornishskipper.wsocial.eu · 17/08/2026
"Reform are not even the official opposition and the plans have less credibility than Count Binface. Will BBC News do the same for Lib Dem and Greens policy two years out from an election?" Of course they won’t - Lib Dems with >70 MPs barely get a mention www.thenational.scot/news/2646829...
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Former BBC News director slams broadcaster's 'bizarre' Reform coverage
A FORMER BBC News director has criticised the broadcaster's coverage of Reform UK's latest welfare plans branding it "bizarre".
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reform put this crap out for attention and in order to appear like a serious political outfit. They're in fact DEEPLY unserious and should be treated as such. Far too many people start to engage with what is essentially a game of pigeon chess. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform UK benefits ban for foreign nationals would include EU citizens
The move would require renegotiating the UK's Brexit deal and could risk stripping British expats living in the EU of similar rights.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There are 71 Lib Dem MPs in Westminster. There are 8 Reform MPs. When was the last time a Lib Dem press release led the BBC News headlines or was the main story on the BBC News website? (Rhetorical question)
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 16/08/2026
This is absolute rookie stuff. There is just absolutely no way that a headline like this should ever make the BBC News website. It being the weekend is no excuse, either: political news *always* drops on Saturday night, for the Sunday papers.
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Kirsty McTear 🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her @kirsty-mctear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
REMEMBER WHEN… A rich guy put some money into a startup electric car company… Then forced out the founders and passed the company off as his own creation.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 14/08/2026
#Clacton
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 14/08/2026
he didn't turn up to the count? He called it, it cost £250k and he didn't turn up? Perhaps he could pay the bill from the security fund
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Left: Nigel Farage says he's beaten the establishment candidate in Clacton Right: Nigel Farage admits he's been part of the establishment for 33 years
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 30/07/2026
Great to see that Michael J. Fox will receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award at the Emmys in September in recognition of his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research and advocacy. His scenes in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode “Larry vs. Michael J. Fox” is comedy gold.
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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s corruption on steroids in plain sight. He doesn’t even try to hide that he’s looting US and cashing in on insider trading. He’s the most corrupt president in American history.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 22/07/2026
"Farage's actions speak louder than words: he is exploiting the death of his colleague to try to get himself out of political trouble. By doing so he is, quite literally, putting himself beneath contempt."
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Farage’s speculation about Widdecombe’s murder could make it harder for justice to be done
Britain’s laws on contempt of court may be a relic of the pre-internet age, but they are still in force. If you break the rules, you can collapse a trial
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You had one job (sacking Shabana Mahmood)
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A trio of hate from Wayne Rooney! Love it. 😂
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Never has a team more richly deserved to lose than Argentina.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/07/2026
EUROPE UNDEFEATED, THE AMERICAS IN THE MUD, ALEXA PLAY ODE TO JOY
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Viva Espana! 🇪🇸
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OMG what a goal!
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Dominic Preston @dompreston.com · 19/07/2026
Cannot see a single reason to rule that goal out. Scandalous.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a goal ffs
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026
Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code
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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 19/07/2026
I’m not sure mixing a Madge into the Muppets is tactful
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WTAF is this nonsense!
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s just all so disgustingly tacky and utterly soulless.
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh get on with it. Enough of this nonsense!
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Robbie blooming Williams!
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a beautiful game! Proud of our lads! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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PA @perveen-akhtar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bellingham!!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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