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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 10h
hard to be scared of AI when i can just pour water on it
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gabr @snugfever.bsky.social · 16h
Ticket guy is trying to flirt complimenting my ticket like bro im not into tickets like that i just need it to ride but im gna throw it away soon bcos it means basically nothing to me but everything to you apparently no disrespect like each to their own but im not interested good day
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gabr @snugfever.bsky.social · 16h
Ticket guy told me thats the nicest ticket he’s ever seen
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gabr @snugfever.bsky.social · 12h
Costar widget: drop the stickDog with biiiig stick
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 11h
You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He who steps gently, his path is paved. He who frets all day has no happy moment, he who's gay all day can't keep house. (Instruction of Ptahhotep) (ALL)
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So have we all crashed out this weekend? (Just finished crashing out)
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: bro you better not be marking the spot right now Bro: 🙅
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should only be one podcast people say things on and it should be the Say Things podcast
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 28/09/2026
ah, the sun is in my eyes. gotta shoot somebody about it.
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Outsider by Camus is my favourite book about a guy who gets really warm and kills someone
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was about to post “just turned a mutual into a mute-ual” but forgot they don’t actually follow me back #Humbled
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tell ya my husband, he’s so bald. I tell ya he goes to the barber and says “give me the Julius Caesar” and barber tells him his hairline already crossed the Rubicon. I tell ya. He’s so bad in bed, he asked me to call him Alexander the Great, I said first he needs to find my Gordian Knot. Ohhhh
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My husband saw me making dinner from my traditional cookbook, he asks me “what tradition? The Pleistocene?” Ah I tell ya. And the sex is bad too, oh boy. I told my husband to take charge in the bedroom and he grabbed his Amex and called a cab!
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to know what the rest of her life is like. I’m a vegan, but I work in a butchers shop also i think people should read more but one of my favourite pastimes is stealing books from the honesty box bookstall in the old phonebox and chucking them in the river
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: chilling casual-style Disembodied Ian Anderson voice that haunts my mind: SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s inspiring that my 10 month old niece’s nursery sends her mum messages describing her “wow moments” for example enjoying a yoghurt and stuff like that. Let’s all endeavour to have a “wow moment” today. #SundayMotivation
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can tell this person has a black belt in verbal sparring; “Oh do explain” such a hard way to begin a put-down I’m making a mental note of it tbqh
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
oblique strategies
a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse? Speak for yourself. My timeline was perfectly vibeful and peaceful before I sat through your clip of cute clouded leopards playing together without a worry in the world
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Daft Punk voice] Burger Keeper Warmer Longer
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
r/RoyalMail subreddit has put me off my dream job (postwoman)
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 series over 11 years how hard it can it be to think of a plotline for a 10 minute TV show about a car that barely even had a personality if I’m being honest
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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
big pink castle
photo of craigivar castle which is big and pink. koru is standing on the path leading towards the castle looking back at the camera. apparently this castle inspired the disney castle but this one definitely looks more ancient and scottish the front of the big pink castle. it has turrets and a lot of tiny wee windows. there are meant to be “abundant” pine martens on the estate here and there have even been sightings of wildcats but all of the interesting creatures were hiding :’(
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You’re breadshaped with legs of loaves 🎶 - Keane if they were bakers
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was the author angry or just describing a guy i would enjoy being secondary-tier friends with
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vegan thom 🇵🇸 @constantbark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm a carelord
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 26/09/2026
He does beat you, though, mentally. And with his hands and with his fists.
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S02E05 The Man Show 10 December 2004
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just met a toddler named Herb. There's hope for society.
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Take a long walk on a short lead buddy!
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Babe leave your pussy ajar for me
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Zeno Rogue @zenorogue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need to get ready for bed I’ve had too much caffeine today and typed out an enthusiastic treatise on the virtues of kitchen roll
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
It's gonna be me and Super Hans. Forever.
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S01E04 Mark Makes a Friend 10 October 2003
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British Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OVERHAUL (1957)
An image captured from OVERHAUL (1957)
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next-door neighbours here are sooooo sound the lady on one side did an animal communication (telepathy) course today so I was telling her about my Psychic Lamp and she was like yessss spirits are trying to communicate with you through the lamp and I was like I know queen I know!!!!
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
old women will cut across the entire grocery store just to get in front of you and stop
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think you’ll find it’s “kind have” not “kind of” #GrammarPolice #GrammarSnark
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nearly finished my Diet Coke but forgot to appreciate it #fuck
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw How To With John Wilson mentioned and finally let go of the piss I’ve been too tired to go the bathroom to evacuate (positive)
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century, with "Breaking Bad" at number 1.
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XxXPavelPrimeEnergyXxX @pavelpilled.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Ronald McDonald Jr. discourse I imagine
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Judith Jesch @judithjesch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 A reminder #OTD that 'Hardrada' makes no sense in any language. The Norwegian king who died at Stamford Bridge in #1066 was called Haraldr harðráði in Old Norse. Such bynames or nicknames can (and should) usually be translated. His means something like 'Hard Ruler' or 'Stern Ruler'.
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Alice Wickenden @awickenden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’
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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘While Hamlet delivers his soliloquy, the ghost of his father hoovers in the background’.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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