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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bruce Wayne should use his vast fortune to fund a comics criticism venue that is only dedicated to Batman hot takes.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 29/09/2026
it's autumn so be sure to change your @mu.social accent color to orange
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 29/09/2026
dwelling in the delusion of false enlightenment? so glad that it couldn't be me 😐
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 28/09/2026
i've been looking at a screen all day at a desk. i am burdened by ease. time to take a walk (to go get some candy).
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert · 28/09/2026
“Tech is inherently political” is not just about ideology, but about power, too. Yielding technological improvements to the adversary will have predictable outcomes. I’m really worried it will lock in power centralization in a way that will be impossibly hard to reverse. It’s already happening.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 27/09/2026
sometimes getting a little buzzed before noon on sunday _is_ self-care (i am nearly 40 years old)
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Ellie @roughling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
for your consideration
reviewbrah video titled "is there ANYTHING that isn't getting worse?"
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 27/09/2026
fighter G saw my post
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was 4 years old the word “doody”, and sometimes”peepee”, was the funniest thing you could say but it’s not funny any more bc of feminism and Frankfurt school cultural Marxism infected our world with woke
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/09/2026
hey #gundam people. i tried the first 2 episodes of mobile fighter g gundam and found it pretty bad. how does it progress? is it worth getting through the early eps?
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/09/2026
it's fully impossible to tell what the devs thought would be fun or rewarding about dynamax battles in pokemon go.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/09/2026
having read about the extra stuff in Avengers Endgame Encore, i can say i would be frownin if i paid money just to see those bits
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 26/09/2026
The cover of Wolverine Origin III makes Logan look very bi. A lot of bi coming off of him. (cover by Wes Burt)
A cropped section of the cover of Wolverine Origin III with Logan, also known as the bisexual male Wolverine sitting looking not monosexual at all. The art is by Wes Burt.
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Embrrrrrrr @embrrrrrrr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee debate is really just a microcosm for the great management debate of the 2020s: “Is the purpose of staff to do their jobs, or to flatter your sense of self-importance?” These two metrics are actually completely separate!
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 25/09/2026
My top twenty shows of the 21st century are the last 15 shows I watched and a handful of things I barely remember from like 2010 that I added to convince myself my taste is recency bias free.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
talking about Microsoft wanting something, about Amazon having plans? sorry bruh that's LLC psychosis you're literally anthropomorphizing a stack of paperwork and legal instruments do you need a wellness check
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 25/09/2026
woke up with a head filled with this song youtu.be/a1afVoAslFQ
youtu.be
Cursed to Golf Soundtrack - 03 A Fore-tuitous Meeting (Scottsman Theme)
YouTube video by Mark Sparling
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 25/09/2026
many are saying that it's my time to shine
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 25/09/2026
2026 has been a big reading dry spell for me. im going to try to break the streak by giving my brain what it needs: a star wars novel.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 24/09/2026
@poe.atpota.to I have a question
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Pegasus-class 🥦🏳️‍⚧️ @pegasusclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day ❤️💜💙
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qntm @qntm.org · 23/09/2026
A lot of "What would you do if you had a time machine" is "What if you could perform an arbitrary act and then escape all of its consequences" and the fact that you escape to the future is kind of neither here nor there
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Firing the Cuban headache gun at myself to call out sick
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 22/09/2026
i think it is good when people change their minds. going from a bad and uninformed opinion to a different, more informed one is called learning.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 18/09/2026
Cat reading a newspaper and thinking I should [x]. Here X is too many things.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 18/09/2026
charlotte the kitten is, as kittens often are, a menace.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 17/09/2026
made too many phone calls today and now my brain is bad and my eyes hurt.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 16/09/2026
the administration is going to use ea as a shorthand for anybody who thinks we should make any sacrifice today for future harm reduction and then associate that with the kooky stuff. it's not hard to see.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 16/09/2026
i touched the heart in a screenshot of a bsky post 3 times trying to like the post which included the screenshot
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 16/09/2026
i cannot believe that there are 2 more hours in this workday.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"There's a black sludge that seeps from the earth and almost everyone who interacts with it or deals in it turns ontologically evil" is some fairytale ass bullshit and it's wild we put up with reality just being like this.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 16/09/2026
1: convince yourself that you are making decisions on purely mathematically utilitarian grounds 2: notice that the utility of any action with any chance of causing human extinction is negative infinity 3: assign a positive probability to I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream 4: 🙀
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026
my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(OPPONENT JUST CAPTURED MY ROOK) wait your scaring me.. why are you doing this :(
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 14/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your favorite Eeveelution
static.klipy.com
Vaporeon Pokemon
Alt: Vaporeon Pokemon fall down jiggle gif
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 13/09/2026
no votes for transphobes. won't do it.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 12/09/2026
going to the zoo today with partner and friends.
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 12/09/2026
@ponder.ooo I have a question for you about rubyhack.ai, collusion.wiki and hf if you don't mind
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 11/09/2026
do y'all think the president can put his pants on by himself?
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 11/09/2026
the most intriguing part of #atproto, as a non-dev normie, is that if you're looking you'll see some version of "I think things can be better so I made [thing on the protocol]" all the time.
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laugh.town @laugh.town · 11/09/2026
Introducing laugh.town, the atmospheric place for your comedy stuff on the internet. You should go to a comedy show this month 8)
crier.laugh.town
Laughter is the answer
welcome to laugh.town!!!
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Clay man at the riverbank builds a clay doll, and breathes life out of himself into the toy. Toy blinks, alone. Clay man at the riverbank builds a clay doll,
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cranberry @cranberry.page · 11/09/2026
dragon ball z: the dead zone is getting added to criterion soon
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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