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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 22/09/2026

Ok, ai slop, sure, whatever. But WHY??!?

Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 12/09/2026

@alexwinter.com I saw Denise on your side and Charlie across the aisle. Can you feel any tension in the air? Are things awkward?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect

A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damn

The same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me too bitch, you're not special.

A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds"

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 04/09/2026

The Dallas school district provides free lunches for everyone, regardless of need. All the kids just walk up and get food. They even provide lunches over holiday and summer breaks. It's very convenient for us as a family, not worrying about the hassle of lunch money.

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 04/09/2026

Born and raised in Houston, lived in Dallas the last 30 years. This thing got me pegged. 😎 Looks like doodle bugs gave me away.

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 18/08/2026

I played it again a few years ago with the original controller, and man, that thing was WACK.

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 18/08/2026

Boooooo!! What about my nostalgia? No, really, this kind of hurts. My buddies and I literally taped a cardboard cross ➕ to the TV screen (splitting it into four quadrants) so we couldn't see where each other were on the map.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Lots of your posts are not increasing shareholder value

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I think I think i might have a bodyguard

A squirrel, holding a stick, staring to camera.

The same squirrel, looking off into the distance, the stick now held at attention like a staff.

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 13/08/2026

lol hell yeah dude

rabbit laying fully down with belly in the dirt

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Don’t stick these q-tips in your ears. Yeah they fit in there perfect. Yeah yeah it feels amazing. Don’t do it though

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 03/08/2026

fuck webp. all my homies hate webp

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augustdrake @augustdrake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

anyone else smell toast

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 23/07/2026

The Dallas TX school district has universal free lunches for all kids, even during breaks and over the summer. It's great. This is a monstrous decision by some Seattle folks who should know better.

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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 22/07/2026

FIFA is short for Final Fantasy

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In my day the Backrooms brought hope not stress

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 15/07/2026

All the kool kidz are ditching Plex for Jellyfin

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate.

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 06/07/2026

I read the first chapter of A Tale of Two Cities three different times over several weeks before I finally got the hang of it. It was rough on my smooth brain.

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 06/07/2026

Way back in the day I spent a year in Europe, decided to read classics while I was there. Dickens was like pulling teeth. Cervantes was so, so good. An absolute revelation. Thomas Hardy got me, too. Tolstoy and Camus, as well.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Oregon, it is time. You know what must be done

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 23/06/2026

I found a WD Red Pro 16tb that I needed on Amazon for $350 (an older, low price), but when it was delivered, it was an open box item that had been returned. They refused to replace it, but said I could return it and buy it again for ~$700. 🙄

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

sitting down to dinner with my canadian family and taking a deep suck from the milk bag before passing it around the table

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 22/06/2026

everybody is squirtin squirtin usa

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 21/06/2026

Did that article say that HALF of all births in Victoria are cesarean? That'd make me suspicious of hospitals, too. Just looked up U.S. average, and it's almost a third. That's shocking to me.

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I guess it's illegal to have a sweet ass now

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Oh this is interesting. In a Japanese fan magazine from 1993, Nintendo confirmed Yoshi throws big white turds instead of eggs. The chalky color comes from a calcium supplement he takes because he is dying.

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

the “boxcar” children, but they live in a Nissan Cube

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Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

if you cooked and ate Grogu would your body absorb his midichlorians or would he just be delicious

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

i think if i saw baby yoda i would eat it

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 22/04/2026

It's learning exponentially 😬

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 20/04/2026

Not only do I like cutting it close at departure (did you know the posted time is TAKE-OFF time, not "doors close" time? 😬), I try to be last when boarding. Why spend more time in the tin can than you have to? I feel like royalty strolling the length of the plane with my subject seated before me 🤴

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Paul Sims @paulsims.com · 20/04/2026

I've been the one who didn't make it. It makes my wife BONKERS.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

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