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A Relative Masterpiece Of Complex Eroticism - Tim Goodwin, San Francisco Chronicle.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 17h
In retrospect Trea Turner getting a documentary for playing six weeks of above average baseball after getting a full stadium standing ovation is one of the funniest things in MLB history.
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 16h
SCHWARBER. HARPER. BOHM. FRANZKE.
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 16h
That was an excruciating nightmare and I hated every second of it. Fuck the Braves. Fuck the Phillies. Fuck you. Go Phils.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 16h
RED OCTOBER
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 17h
laughing at Vasgersian's respective instant reactions to the Albies fly-out and then the Bohm HR
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 17h
And Bohm??????
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 17h
but what if they used a real heavy mallet instead?
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 17h
the Phillies best hope is that he turns into a Rendon and just stops showing up and we never have to see him again
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 17h
fuck Trea Turner to hell. absolute loser
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go phils
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 17h
Phillies SpongeBob reading book cocky and distraught while looking at both sides
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 17h
Schwarber and Harper this inning
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sure there is no trustworthy bullpen arms, but also, was Painter not also allegedly available today? he could have eaten some middle innings there and given Duran a fresh arm for the heart of the lineup
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go phils
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I love my spooky, sporty skeletons
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies Playoff Baseball is back, baby!!
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are Bears fan's ready to experience the white backup QB phenomenon?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'm watching Phillies hype videos and it's just heartbreaking."- woman on the bus 💀
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
light em up Chris this is good shit man
"As a person, she's kind, considerate, tough as hell, and resilient. If you don't know enough about Holly's career, this might be an opportunity to learn more because the ugliness of this week should never be what people think of when Holly Rowe's name comes up.
"But this is where we are in 2026. That some person, some human being out there, uses Al to create a video depicting violence against someone so respected and so beloved. And some percentage of people at a press conference, who are colleagues of Holly, who should look up to her, laugh about it.When someone lamented that "everyone [is] so offended about everything," Fowler replied, "Yeah your post is way off base.
And ignorant. Perhaps you have a rare talent for massively missing the point.
Two real people that I have known for decades being depicted in a case of physical abuse when isn't humor to me. I guess you're just another one who finds depictions of violence on women hilarious.'
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PSA: How to avoid getting scammed by a fake NFL player
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kanter getting cooked by a woman not even in the wnba here:
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg lol
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Moving Bryce to OF, Bohm to 1B, Stott to 3B, and Arraez to 2B is somehow making yourself worse defensively at 4 different positions
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
how many baseball teams have fired 2 managers in the same year?
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls.
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Ignacio Gallup-Diaz @igallupd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“A Penn professor thought she’d sell 1000 copies of her ‘Odyssey’ translation. She sold a million this year alone, thanks to Christopher Nolan.” “West Philly's Emily Wilson, who penned a highly acclaimed translation of the epic poem in 2017, is having a big summer.”
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A Penn professor thought she’d sell 1000 copies of her ‘Odyssey’ translation. She sold a million this year alone, thanks to Christopher Nolan.
West Philly's Emily Wilson, who penned a highly acclaimed translation of the epic poem in 2017, is having a big summer.
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
one of our greatest living americans
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024
Cartoon panels, face close-ups.

Asuka: Fuck England! I hate England!
Shinji: You watch football, Asuka?
Asuka: What the fuck is "football"?
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 01/07/2026
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
welcome to thursday. today's weather is soup. have fun walking around with soup air
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Was on my way to bed when I had this vision and needed to bring it into reality
The old elephant logo for the Philadelphia Athletics, but in the colors of the Ivory Coast. The A's logo has been replaced by an Ivory Coast football logo and the baseball in the elephant's trunk has been replaced by a soccer ball.
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Delco accent saying “Côte d’Ivoire”
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