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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 23h
sure there is no trustworthy bullpen arms, but also, was Painter not also allegedly available today? he could have eaten some middle innings there and given Duran a fresh arm for the heart of the lineup
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
go phils
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I love my spooky, sporty skeletons
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies Playoff Baseball is back, baby!!
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are Bears fan's ready to experience the white backup QB phenomenon?
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'm watching Phillies hype videos and it's just heartbreaking."- woman on the bus 💀
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
light em up Chris this is good shit man
"As a person, she's kind, considerate, tough as hell, and resilient. If you don't know enough about Holly's career, this might be an opportunity to learn more because the ugliness of this week should never be what people think of when Holly Rowe's name comes up.
"But this is where we are in 2026. That some person, some human being out there, uses Al to create a video depicting violence against someone so respected and so beloved. And some percentage of people at a press conference, who are colleagues of Holly, who should look up to her, laugh about it.When someone lamented that "everyone [is] so offended about everything," Fowler replied, "Yeah your post is way off base.
And ignorant. Perhaps you have a rare talent for massively missing the point.
Two real people that I have known for decades being depicted in a case of physical abuse when isn't humor to me. I guess you're just another one who finds depictions of violence on women hilarious.'
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
PSA: How to avoid getting scammed by a fake NFL player
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kanter getting cooked by a woman not even in the wnba here:
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
omg lol
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Moving Bryce to OF, Bohm to 1B, Stott to 3B, and Arraez to 2B is somehow making yourself worse defensively at 4 different positions
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
how many baseball teams have fired 2 managers in the same year?
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The league has to get rid of this Dundon guy. He bought the Blazers to hold the city of Portland hostage for arena money and now he's telling all of his underlings to shittalk the city so he can move to Kansas City or something. Cut this shit out or the league will be held hostage by similar ghouls.
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Patrick MacGoohan in an episode of Columbo; he’s seated at a glass desk in a wood paneled office with plants and wearing a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket.
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Ignacio Gallup-Diaz @igallupd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“A Penn professor thought she’d sell 1000 copies of her ‘Odyssey’ translation. She sold a million this year alone, thanks to Christopher Nolan.” “West Philly's Emily Wilson, who penned a highly acclaimed translation of the epic poem in 2017, is having a big summer.”
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A Penn professor thought she’d sell 1000 copies of her ‘Odyssey’ translation. She sold a million this year alone, thanks to Christopher Nolan.
West Philly's Emily Wilson, who penned a highly acclaimed translation of the epic poem in 2017, is having a big summer.
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
ALT: I Don'T Know What I Expected - Arrested Development
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
one of our greatest living americans
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024
Cartoon panels, face close-ups.

Asuka: Fuck England! I hate England!
Shinji: You watch football, Asuka?
Asuka: What the fuck is "football"?
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 01/07/2026
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
welcome to thursday. today's weather is soup. have fun walking around with soup air
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Was on my way to bed when I had this vision and needed to bring it into reality
The old elephant logo for the Philadelphia Athletics, but in the colors of the Ivory Coast. The A's logo has been replaced by an Ivory Coast football logo and the baseball in the elephant's trunk has been replaced by a soccer ball.
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Walter Mondial @dabenner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Delco accent saying “Côte d’Ivoire”
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Love the development that Philadelphia just has a cursed Hard Rock Cafe now. That's fun world building.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Jun 15th 1773 - Redmond Barry married the wealthy Countess of Lyndon, taking her last name in marriage to become Redmond Barry Lyndon 📽️📅 Barry Lyndon (1975)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Barry Lyndon" (1975): First, a wedding ceremony takes place in a grand church with stained glass windows and an audience in upper balconies as a narrator's subtitle reads, "A year later, on the 15th of June in the year 1773,". Second, the same scene continues with Redmond Barry standing beside a bride and a group of elegantly dressed individuals as the subtitle reads, "Redmond Barry had the honor to lead to the altar". Third, the camera holds on the wedding party with the subtitle concluding, "the countess of Lyndon."
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now thats an AI baseball if I ever saw one. Good job, SEPTA
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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎ @kayhanley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’ve worked in TV animation for the past 16 years and “stunt casting” voiceover work has the worst ROI across the board and executives never get tired of doing it.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 31/05/2026
Batting Around and the Tarps Off Movement bring you #Pride2026! www.tiktok.com/@battingarou...
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 1,1946
P1- SLUGGO IS WAITING DOWNTOWN FOR NANCY,IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THERE IS A NO LOITERING SIGN ON THE BRICK WALL BEHIND HIM
SLUGGO: I TOLD NANCY TO MEET ME
HERE

P2- A POLICE OFFICER SEES SLUGGO 
POLICE OFFICER: HEY, KIDDO ---
YOU'LL HAVE TO OBEY THAT SIGN

P3- SLUGGO ANGRILY POINTS TO FOUR OTHER SIGNS 
SLUGGO: DO I HAVE ТО ОВЕУ
THESE OTHER SIGNS TOO?

SIGN ONE:USE GLOOBS FACE POWDER 
SIGN TWO:WEAR FRILLYS GARTERS 
SIGN THREE:BUY A SQUEEZO CORSET 
SIGN FOUR:USE SMEERY LIP STICK
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@johnwaterscunt

why is it so hard to find a top like this

(picture of Gina Gershon in Bound (1996) looking hot as hell)

@mirepoix_papi

it looks like a normal tank top is that hard to find
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is the closest they’ve come to admitting that Nancy isn’t wearing clothes, that’s her actual skin
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month!
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Kerning is my passion
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The best advertisement for staying married since the Dell Curry thread
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...
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1985 MOVE bombing - Wikipedia
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
been nary a bobo honked round these parts in many a year
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jar Jar Binks as a character is Protestant-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sixers are playing like the Celtics out here
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lil mikey paycheck @patchak21.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Philly sports embarrassing rivals left and right this week
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Doc Hammertime @dochammertime.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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