Reposted by ParkerLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 01/12/2024That’s it. I’ve seen enough. Convert half of Gotham into a prison and call it Arkham City. 62199494
Reposted by Parkergood boy marko @goodboymarko.bsky.social · 02/12/2024we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand 65105798
Reposted by ParkerRico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Five years since this poor fool found out he wasn't called "the goblin king" anymore and underwent a rebrand based on the radio show Pat Novak For Hire. 32074
Reposted by ParkerColin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it 1302618186
Reposted by ParkerGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583949606
Reposted by ParkerJump Cat @jumpcatt.bsky.social · 01/12/2024there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see 31151106
Reposted by ParkerBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok" 1168492447
Reposted by Parkersoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So 29217768784
Reposted by ParkerBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/11/2024The Lottery but it’s Pat McAfee making me kick a field goal or the villager dies 292001142
Reposted by Parkerwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Three cats,1956 by US painter Gertrude Abercrombie 036054
Reposted by ParkerProtect All Wildlife @protectallwildlife.bsky.social · 30/11/2024You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊 372278412435
Reposted by Parker ✨Shay 🎲 Green Mold Fan @mimikabii.bsky.social · 29/11/2024You are too big for the box!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! 2081862
Reposted by ParkerAri Ganahl 🦑🔞 @arithetonberry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024🦑 Cephalopod Family Tree 🐙 💥🐡🌊 6479111
Reposted by ParkerTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024always a treat to see my favorite Macy’s parade float! 12703109
Reposted by ParkerKanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Me when I don't take the "don't feel bad" medicine and feel bad 1985882
Reposted by ParkerThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Not sure what possessed me to make this 21089031151
Reposted by Parkerdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 28/11/2024if Moana 2 doesn't say "aloha bitch" right before killing the bad guy I'm not interested 592508132
Reposted by Parkerlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Genuine question: does Kantian ethics mean that you have to actually read the terms and conditions before clicking agree? 6557248
Reposted by ParkerLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis 614277752450
Reposted by Parkerditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 27/11/2024my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary. 787276632
Reposted by ParkerEden Marie @neonepiphany.com · 27/11/2024If I wind up in prison, I want it to be because I designed an exploit that only attacks Smart TVs and only disables Motion Smoothing 3378676
Reposted by ParkerKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024They should make girl dogs and boy cats 3643818
Reposted by ParkerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/11/2024One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin” 843854175
Reposted by Parkereve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee 90213292
Reposted by ParkerSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024as soon as I figure out my Kibbe body type my color season my contrast level my face shape and my natural curl pattern it’s over for you bitches 526212
Reposted by ParkerSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i am a food savant. i was eating solids at two weeks - even the doctors were incredulous. everyone thought my first word was "mama" but it was "umami." you know how kids talk. adorbs even when a savant does it. 21997
Reposted by ParkerKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"I have a tummyache": Childish, nonspecific, overdone "Get out of my way I gotta go spray the bowl": Evocative, powerful, alpha 2171566
Reposted by ParkerJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Animated movie where two turkeys here about the Thanksgiving pardoning tradition and go on a crime spree. 75131980