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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 5h
Black text on a white page that reads as follows: 

Too often, homeless New Yorkers cycle from our hospitals to our streets — making it harder to continue treatment and find long-term stability. 

The City's Bridge to Home program in Manhattan ends the cycle by providing a safe place for New Yorkers to live while they receive medical care, apply to jobs, and find an apartment. The program has been a massive success.

Today, we’re expanding Bridge to Home to Brooklyn and Queens, so more New Yorkers get the help they need.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 5h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 4h
Picture of him with me would probably be worse for him tbh
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is awful news and grim for the state of journalism, but also me in this group:
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again before football season, for people who are new here: I am not Jim Acosta. This is Jim Acosta on the left. I am JP Acosta, the one on the right
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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 3h
bsky.app/profile/acos...
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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 4h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re saying, under oath, that you're not conspiring with CNN journalists? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* explain this screenshot of you replying to a Jim Acosta post! [SMITH]: That is CBS sports NFL analyst JP Acosta.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 4h
NEW: The Wisconsin Supreme Court agreed to hear a challenge brought by the Democratic National Committee that could determine if state judges can extend polling hours after election-day disruptions threaten voting access. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Wisconsin Supreme Court agrees to hear case on expanded voting hours during Election Day disruptions
The DNC is asking the justices to clarify whether Wisconsin courts can extend voting hours when election-day problems threaten voters’ constitutional right to vote.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 4h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 4h
i’ve been busy most of the day but i’d be remiss if i didn’t mention eric schmitt, who took a faceplant so hilariously legend that even the NYT couldn’t sugarcoat it (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 4h
This Eric Schmitt thing is a reminder that even now we can occasionally have nice things.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 3h
100% should follow him around for the rest of what’s left of his political career. His 2028 VP hopes were dashed in two minutes and I love that for him.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 3h
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 5h
finally, man and woman smooching in movie
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 5h
looking forward to the Heated Rivalry prequel series detailing the origin story of the puck.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 5h
🗣 none of us care about hockey
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 7h
Trump says not to worry about AI because these Big Tech billionaires love America, so they would never do anything to hurt us. I feel better about it, don’t you?
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 6h
corruption has endured federal U.S. public interest guard rails and corporate oversight no longer function but all our biggest news outlets don't think that's worth mentioning just weird toothless infotainment
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 6h
it would be cool if U.S. journalism could clearly inform readers that the trump administration dismantled what was left of our already shaky regulators and replaced them with perfomative vibes
"It's almost like a constitution, in a way," Mr. Trump said while flanked by SpaceX's Elon Musk, Meta's Mark Zuckerberg, Anthropic's Dario Amodei, Nvidia's Jensen Huang, OpenAI's Greg Brockman, Google's Sundar Pichai and a throng of other tech executives."It's not clear exactly how the accord will work. Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg told reporters the AI firms agreed to "multiple layers of auditing and controls," including internal evaluations and external audits. The findings of auditors would be independently reviewed by each company's board of directors, Zuckerberg added.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 6h
i really want to see this guy draw a clock
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 6h
The White House is laser-focused on the issues that matter most to Americans.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 7h
If any fucker ever says “SI” to me I’m going to insist they are talking about Sports Illustrated.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 9h
some ~personal news~ as they say .... I'm writing a second book! I loved writing Lawless & working with One Signal. And I'm having a 💥blast 💥working on ... IDENTIFIED! more info coming, soon(ish)?
Author of LAWLESS and cohost of the Strict Scrutiny podcast Leah Litman's IDENTIFIED, chronicling the paradigm shift in how law and politics approach issues of identity, with right-wing ideology transforming identity-based discrimination into a tactic to restructure government and civic institutions, to position themselves as victims, and to persecute the very minorities those classifications were created to protect, to Alessandra Bastagli at One Signal, in an exclusive submission, for publication in spring 2028, by Amelia Atlas at CAA (world English).
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not the audience for the Smith hearing, but the main political issue here is that Republicans want the world to know that Smith subpoenaed congressional phone records as he investigated Jan. 6 etc, and nobody outside the Senate can explain to you why that's bad.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9h
Fox News just did a long segment on this Jack Smith hearing and, you're never going to be believe this, but they didn't play any of Schmitt embarrassing himself.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h
just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 9h
Judging by a quick look at Twitter, the right has decided just to pretend that Eric Schmitt did not, in fact, just shoot himself in the dick and that he totally owned Jack Smith.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 9h
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 9h
The mess that is the FBI under Kash Patel is back in the news — and it ain't pretty. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-disgra...
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The Disgrace and Danger of Kash Patel, Part II
A quick check-in on the FBI director's latest raft of scandals (including, of course, the bestiality).
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 11h
Aaron is not underrating this. It's cinema. The sly smirk when Schmitt thinks he's gotten Smith to perjure himself. The hasty vanishing of the sign. Klobuchar getting Kennedy to hold it up. Schmitt getting LOUD and ANGRY when Klobuchar points out he mixed up the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11h
TILLIS: can the classified documents case be brought again in the future? JACK: we dismissed it without prejudice YESSSSS
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A Martin @chipalope.bsky.social · 12h
I've learned more about Jewish holidays from a Muslim mayor than I did from any of the others. This mayor understands the people in his amazing city.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13h
Together, we will ensure Jewish New Yorkers are safe and celebrated. We will invest in their protection, their history, and their future. Our safety and our thriving are tied together.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13h
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12h
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12h
Good to know!
Screenshot of America.gov answering who won and lost the 2020 presidential election. It states that Joseph R. Biden Jr. won and Donald J. Trump lost, with an Electoral College result of Biden 306 to Trump 232, and links to National Archives and FEC election results.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Wally Kibler🇨🇦 ~ Nasty Canadian @wallykibler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump’s about to be sorry
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Panic! At the Disk I/O @leverettwater.bsky.social · 14h
Body shaming Elon is bad actually. I also hate when people mock his stutter! There are literally so many things from his words and deeds that you can mock. The man is a terminal fucking loser!
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesse Watters continues to insist that the war with Iran is over despite the lack of an agreement between the two countries. According to reporting by NBC published today eight Marines were injured in mid-Sept. during an Iranian attack on a U.S. ship in the Strait of Hormuz.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Motherfucker, *you* don't treat our country with respect.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TMZ reports that Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, has been fired from his job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation
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Cornell Student Diego Sarabia Loses Wells Fargo Job Amid Alleged Sexual Assault Case
Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, is suddenly out of a job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation of the alleged 2024 incident ... TMZ has learned...
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The sources added that Patel consistently kept Bailey at arm's length and cut him out of meetings the deputy FBI director should attend because Bailey was constantly flagging things that were unconstitutional." www.cbsnews.com/news/top-fbi...
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Top FBI official Andrew Bailey, who was once widely seen as Patel successor, resigns
Bailey was originally brought in to help ease tensions between former Attorney General Pam Bondi and former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The House has only been in session for 72 days this year
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scans from “Nomads” by Itsuro Naraki. Naraki is a Japanese photographer whose work is deeply influenced by Robert Frank. These portraits show people Naraki met on the street between 1986 and 1994. The book is available for purchase at Pinakotheca Books. IG t.archivist
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you imagine being represented by Ted Cruz AND Ken Paxton?
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