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@paraj.bsky.social
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just a small sentient colony of some good bespoke artisanal free range bees. she/her. enjoyably bisexual. also possibly two dogs in a trench coat. who can say

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 3h
"Jeff, you got some more album art fun facts?" Me: "A hand puppet of Ernie from Sesame Street was originally featured in a crowd scene photo on the back cover of Green Day’s “Dookie” album. Ernie was airbrushed out of the photo from later pressings due to possible copyright infringement."
Back cover of Dookie with Ernie.Back cover of Dookie sans Ernie.
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ハタヤ @muzinabu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Car Park Capital is $15.29 on Steam early access (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/Frahvdu
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sees something american happening in america*: seems kinda Muslim to me
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice.
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@DEADLINE
Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan denied a last minute
effort to halt Paramount's merger with Warner Bros.
Discovery, a transaction that is scheduled to close on
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
but it was just the system of a down toxicity anniversary and also the clear channel memorandum anniversary and i wanna reiterate how fuckin scared of the scene the suits were at this point exactly 25 years ago consequence.net/2021/09/911-...
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The 165 Songs Banned from American Radio Following 9/11 Terrorist Attacks
Following the September 11th, 2001 , close to 200 songs were shadow banned from American radio stations by Clear Channel Communications,
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
losing my mind that the ny post wrote about a candidate farting and someone got mad their reporting got stolen
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not all men but yes ALL US soldiers deployed in Asia.
Tokyo, Japan —  A US Marine was arrested Sunday on suspicion of murder and robbery after a woman’s body was discovered in a hotel room in Japan, prompting the country’s prime minister to express her outrage to the US over the alleged incident she called “ extremely brutal and heinous.”
A 39-year-old woman was found unresponsive in her hotel room in Naha city on Okinawa island and pronounced dead at the scene early Saturday, Okinawa police said.

“The Government of Japan has strongly protested to the U.S. side and has called for the fullest possible cooperation with the investigation, thorough discipline among U.S. military personnel, and comprehensive measures to prevent the recurrence of crimes and accidents,” Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi said in a statement on X.

Police told CNN that based on the condition of the woman’s body, she appeared to have been murdered, but did not provide any more details.

The 20-year-old Marine was stationed at Futenma Air Station, also on the island, police added.
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
critical support to the ALP, the only true vehicle for the downtrodden proletariat of Alaska, but i disagree with their decision to just change the branding of the permanent fund to say 'universal basic income' instead of a larger more comprehensive reform
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alaskan state gov going from most bizarre coalition to least bizarre coalition all without changing a single thing
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
they're my favorite of the AI cults. yhey didn't sign up to make productivity software, they signed up to make the machine god!!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 02/10/2026
A microcosm - America tells you a lie. - The Republicans suddenly come forward with an even worse, more dangerous, but embarrassing & goofy, new lie - The Democrats hold a proud, patriotic press conference saying that they are going to give you the old, dignified lie back - But it's still a lie.
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BREAKING U.S. District Judge April Perry is moving forward with further fact-finding regarding potential prosecutorial misconduct in the case of the "Broadview Six," with a special prosecutor still on the table.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
over/under on % chance a Boeing employee/exec seeing jail time for some variation of "obvious bribery"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
christ's inversion of traditional moral frameworks was so profound that even 2000 years later his own self-proclaimed followers still can't swallow his argument
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
It really doesn't make sense to attribute those job losses to AI-the-technology, because if that were the case we'd be observing AI outputs displacing conventional entertainment products, and they're clearly not. Rather, the impact of AI is that AI-the-business is crowding out other investment.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh
November @postoctobrist
X.com
[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:

* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/09/2026
Brilliant @amyremeikis.bsky.social piece here - absolutely gut-wrenching that Nepal PM's speech got buried under the nonsense of AI doom-hype. thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
“We have built a world with flawless logistics for war, and broken logistics for food, and this is not Nepal’s private misfortune. Ask Bangladesh, ask Bhutan, ask India, ask the Maldives, ask Pakistan, ask Sri Lanka, ask any other country in our region, and you’ll hear the same account.

“Hit by the climate, we did not warm, and again hit by the wars, we did not start.”

Shah is right. Nepal contributes less than 0.1 per cent of global greenhouse gas emissions. It does not have the institutional or global power to force change, even as its people are swamped by the consequences of inaction.

“Our glaciers are retreating, our mountain slopes are becoming unstable, our rivers are becoming less predictable and every major disaster threatens to erase years of development,” he told the UN.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
democratizing the surveillance state by supporting laws to allow everyone, not just cops, to stalk people via Flock cameras
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah bc the news/the facebook has told them Muslims are scary and hate the US and wear head thingamabobs, AES is just that nice buff doctor who likes football and got all those kids those glasses! def not Muslim (example n/n^2 of how you cant chase polls. any day the dems will learn this. any day)
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's cool as hell that "company founded by an epstein list guy eventually purchased a company run by a different epstein list guy and it destroyed 90% of the games industry" is just an objectively true statement
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 22/09/2026
i have beaten the wolverine game and have lost my grip on my own brain, much like wolverine in the game and in all other iterations of wolverine. i don't know if i loved or hated this game and i may never know. i really thought i would know by the time i completed it and i sure don't lmao
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Democrats are well positioned to inherit power thanks to disgust with Trump, but ultimately none of this is about what Dems did in response to Trump. They mostly capitulated and are benefiting from being the other party in a two party system, I don’t have any positive expectations for them.
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the US: haha, youd like us to fund your war? lmao look at these chumps, these losers, over our dead body. see ya later, suckers! the US, approx one (1) year into the century of American Humiliation later: heyyyyy buddy! friend! my bestest pal in the world! haha, could you do me a, uh, small favor?
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Thicc Josh @thicc-josh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m glad the first time I’ve seen myself posted by this bot its for the good take I have instead of the millions of bad takes I have
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 20/09/2026
Cropping of a Sankey diagram:
17 - product-market fit
5 - strategic pivot
15 - execution failure
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
50% of the factorio is making a giant plate of spaghetti belt, forgetting about it, coming back in 6 hours, looking at it, and going "what the fuck does any of this do"
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AFewBees @paraj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it is at least somewhat illuminating how many people in politics and the media have absolutely 0 principles about the world/forpol and instead just have a view indistinguishable from like, a northrup grumman lobbyist
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