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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jeffrey Archer, who told loads and loads of made-up stories, has died. He also wrote some books.

Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s hard to know what to say about the appalling news from Tennessee last night. I will never accept that anyone defending this barbarism has any claim to be civilised.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Kept hearing an insect buzzing in my kitchen but couldn’t spot it. Realised the sound was coming from me every time I breathed out.

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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The RNLI isn't subsidised by the taxpayer. Some people seem to be getting them mixed up with Eton, Harrow and Winchester.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just beaten the world record for changing TV channels when Reform’s Party Propaganda Broadcast came on.

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Turns out I've been sitting on chairs all wrong

Drag queen in a shiny leotard and big white boots upside down on a folding chair doing dance routines to a Beyoncé song

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Chris Curtis MP @chriscurtis94.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have written to the Market Research Society and the British Polling Council asking them to launch a full investigation into the conduct of JL Partners, following the story covered on Channel 4 news. Full letter below.

I will post a full copy of the letter on my website later with link in follow up tweet as too many characters for here.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Aw, Sam Hosegood is on Only Connect. I had the pleasure of having Sam in my class (and taught his lovely sister science). What a lovely family.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ghent University has questions to answer about Nathan Cofnas. No decent institution or business would touch him with a barge pole. White supremacists don’t all wear pointy hoods, but he’s made his repugnant views patently clear.

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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Clacton by-election result in a nutshell: Voters kept the rubbish and put out the bin.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I enjoy watching Sewing Bee, and think Sophie Willan is doing a cracking job as presenter. (If you disagree, that’s allowed, but I don’t need to know.) I just saw a snippet of an interview with her talking about her mum and it led me to this. What a woman! www.bigissuenorth.com/features/201...

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Sophie Willan: look at the sunny side

Think there’s nothing funny about heroin addiction and sex work? Then you hadn’t reckoned with Boltonian comedian Sophie Willan

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Never forget that the people of Clacton didn’t choose Nigel Farage. The fact is that he chose them because he knew they were the easiest people in the country to con. Farage despises the people of Clacton. He thinks they’re oiks, which is why he doesn’t go there unless he wants their votes (again).

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Remember when Netanyahu and Trump were being discussed because they were in the Epstein files so they started the war in Iran?

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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Silencing American Voters Everywhere That's what it really stands for.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The funeral for irony will be held next week.

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'm not qualified to judge whether such people are psychopaths. All I can say is that they behave as if they are. From today's Telegraph.

Column by Allister Heath

Britain can’t stop climate change. Scrap net zero and embrace Mediterranean life

We’ve lost the war against global warming so let’s learn to handle hotter weather

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

One of my most popular tweets.

The tweet from 2015 says “Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.”

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

“I’ve never been more creeped out in my life”, said the poltergeist.

Headline:
Andrew Lloyd Webber claims to have had a poltergeist

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Sorry I’m late I was scrolling down to find my year of birth

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

There's something wrong with this toothpaste

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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two… in fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 26/04/2026

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

gailmyerscough.co.uk

Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester

Bold illustrated wall art, greeting cards and homewares designed in Manchester. Inspired by architecture, music and mid century design. Made in the UK.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Job interview tip. Tell the interviewer you're an appliCAN, not an applicant. At this point, offer your hand for a high five.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I’m watching #HIGNFY on catch-up. Monty Don is an inspired choice as presenter. More of him, please.

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

gone to see a mobius stripper, she's been taking her jumper off for 40 minutes

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

@glennyrodge.bsky.social Happy birthday, G. It is today, isn’t it? I hope you’ve had a splendid day, anyway. xx

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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Fewer people sit next to me on the bus since I started shitting my pants

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

@paddymaid.bsky.social Hi, Ali. It’s been a while. I hope you’re keeping well.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Talk about unfortunate coincidences - he’s got the same name as the bloke who promised not to raise them, then supported tripling them in coalition with the Tories.

University tuition fees system is a “mess”, says Nick Clegg.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Two Englishman are in a restaurant in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. One says to the waitress “can you very slowly tell me the name of the place we’re in?” to which the waitress replies “ BUUUURRRRGGGGERRRR KIIIINNNNGGGG”.

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

"world book day" it's not a world book you idiot it's called an atlas

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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

"THE ARISTOCRATS!"

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Who’s got time to write "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor” in full, im just going to call him Mo-bat. Although, to be fair, im never going to refer to him again.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

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dmurraymints.bsky.social @dmurraymints.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Gail introduced me to the beauty of Brutalism, I’m now a member of the Barbican. I love her phone cases, notebooks/journals and cushions all fabulous design and great quality.

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Polly @paperpolly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

@mattleys.bsky.social Happy birthday, Matt. Hope you’re having a lovely day. 🥳 xx

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

fair play, that’s a decent signing

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