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@jaypers.bsky.social
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Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.

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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 23h
Don't be a Schmitthead.
Schmitt
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith - "We proved beyond a reasonable doubt trump incited an insurrection because he couldn't handle losing." Republicans in response - "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?" "Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?" "You're a total dirtbag!" "Did you attend an Atlanta Hawks game in 2024?"
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The wrong bastard passed away this evening. RIP PAC.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Suck it, Epstein Administration. #vote #voteearly
Vote
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions Now he wants to send ICE & feds to intimidate at the polls. He will try anything and everything to silence your voices under the guise of near non-existent voter fraud. He's TERRIFIED of losing his power.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Serious question. What is being done this time to prevent this?
trump musk
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will they ever learn?
magamorons
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sums it all up.
trump noem patel vance
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
❌ Personal data requests ❌ Voter roll purges ❌ SAVE America Act ❌ Mail-in voting restrictions He'll try anything & everything to silence your voices under the guise of "voter fraud" (a false premise) because he's TERRIFIED of losing his power. That's the only reason. SCOTUS finally stood up to him.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even the far right SCOTUS couldn't fuck this up. Thankfully, voting by mail remains safe, at least for now. Alito and Thomas dissented because they're absolutely delusional. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the Constitution which allows the president and the USPS to regulate federal elections.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump makes David Koresh look like Mr. Rogers.
Cult
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
18 U.S.C. § 597 makes it illegal to offer or make an expenditure to someone in exchange for voting, withholding a vote, or voting for or against a particular candidate. Just another in the long list of crimes he and Republicans are committing. Without consequences.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This planet is billions of years old, and somehow we're alive at the time trump is president, twice. Did we draw the short straw or what?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Uneducated, ignorant bigots will always be a much bigger danger to this country and to humanity than immigrants could ever hope to be.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If everyone keeps mocking this, there will be hell toupee.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It'll be Halloween in two months, but it's never too early to scare and repulse.
Jigsaw
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The only Lake America in existence is in trump's diaper.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Changing Lake Ontario to Lake America? Wait, that means.... S - Superior H - Huron A - America M- Michigan E - Erie Yup. That tracks.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In a world of trumps, be a Dolly Parton.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of course Republicans love data centers. All their intelligence is artificial.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
MAGA is a collection of the most defensive, pearl clutching hypocrites ever. Jon Ossoff simply used the words "travels with Natalie" (nothing else), and they immediately overplay their hand with accusations, knowing full well they are defending one of the most notorious serial adulterers today.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
With trump siding with Kim Jong-un and North Korea, I don't want to hear another word from MAGA about Communists when it comes to Democrats. Look at your cult leader, then look in the mirror.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today was South Korea's turn to get their backs turned on by Combover Caligula because they wouldn't aid him in his war of choice against Iran. This deranged psychopath will turn on anyone and everyone on a dime for any reason whatsoever and claim it's in America's best interests. Truly disgusting
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell is getting better treatment than our brave sailers and Marines right now. Think about that.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's easy to see this country's priorities are fucked up when the government is more interested in buying shock gloves for its' lawless thugs rather than take care of its' brave naval service people who have been stranded for months without clean food and essentials.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's no longer Air Force One. It's now Panda Express. With an orange chicken hiding inside.
Trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't want to hear ANOTHER WORD about a $500 billion dollar ballroom when he's perfectly fine hiding in a catering cart.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
President Biden never hid in a airline catering cart. He never left journalists on Air Force One as virtual sacrificial lambs. Because he's not a cowardly demented prick.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't consider myself religious anymore, but if Biden outlives trump I'll have to reconsider.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Andy Ogles can't leave soon enough. He is the embodiment of fascism, extremism and bigotry. Good riddance, asshole.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
MAGA: Don't vote for the Muslim guy in November. Us: But your administration's own Dr. Oz is Muslim. MAGA: That's beside the point. And trans people are evil. Us: But trump loyalist Kaitlin Jenner is trans. MAGA: Umm, that's also beside the point.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What are the qualifications to be an ICE agent these days? You have to be too stupid to be a cop, and too much of a coward to serve our country.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed are living proof it IS possible to love Judaism and Jewish people - while simultaneously despising Bibi's agenda. Shocking, I know.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
donald trump is the living embodiment of every one of humanity's very worst traits.
donald trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The trump curse is alive and well. Spain wins the World Cup, much to his dismay. Viva España! 🇪🇸
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bombing a country for peace is like fucking a woman for virginity.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If the hat is red, the brain is dead.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Silencing American Voters Everywhere That's what it really stands for.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For anyone actually planning on watching trump's speech, remember:
trump's speech
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can already summarize trump's speech quite easily:
whiny trump
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For all you Democrats in the House and Senate expressing condolences for the passing of Lindsey Graham, ask yourselves this: How many current Republican Reps and Senators would do the same for you had it been you?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
He slept through the Fourth of July Celebration. He slept through UFC fights. He slept through the Super Bowl. He slept through the NBA Finals. But please, keep calling Biden "Sleepy Joe".
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Deranged Obnoxious Narcissistic Abysmal Liar Demented Traitorous Repugnant Unbearable Moronic Petulant
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July. I have 8647 things I'd rather do than watch anything associated with trump. Hard pass on America250.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have no words.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Texas Republicans will fight harder to keep the Bible in a classroom than they will to keep an AR-15 out of one. Let that sink in.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Reading the Bible can make you Christian. Understanding the Bible will make you Atheist.
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Does anyone actually think president Shitler will withdraw the military from Iran because of this war powers resolution?
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JP @jaypers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reflecting pool? Nah. It's the Strait of Warm Ooze.
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