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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫

@pantslesshero.bsky.social
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I yell at those who deserve it, build decks, and help people when I can. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Commie
ALT: Commie
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 02/10/2026
I don't know about "never topped" but as I've said before, this is absolutely the comic strip equivalent of a rookie ballplayer coming out for his first ever at-bat, in the bottom of the ninth, in the playoffs, with the bases loaded, and hitting a first pitch walk-off grand slam.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Open to work
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
arse dot co dot uk
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taint dot edu
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nipples dot org
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs clubbed, wild card round won, and PCA was useless. These Padres are moving on!
San Diego Padres logo, who is holding a club. D&D says clerics can use blunt weapons so this is fine.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They need to throw Liberty Bibberty as the first pitch, and then for a lot more pitches so everyone can swing on that freak at least once. America's pastime!
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no the Find Greater Moron button is broken, whatever will I do?
The DISCOVER feed says "Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: Upstream server responded with a 503 error.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though
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WalkingTaako🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is usually more of a Saturn thing
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Kermit (2022)
Kermit as a creepy swamp creature with kelp-like tendrils covering his face and wielding a banjo as a weapon.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The roach lord himself and his chud army are attacking Undercity in the WoW Forever Beta? NOT ON OUR WATCH!
HORDE defending UC from filthy ALliance scum
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude wanted to barter tattoo work for my amp instead of cash and this is one of the samples he sent lol
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is it about the people who run social media sites that breaks your brain? Pretty much every one of them except MySpace Tom is a straight-up loser freak.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Spın̈al Tap will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
This is Spın̈al Tap
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh no, we lost our opening act! variety.com/2026/music/n...
Modified IASIP meme
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
El Corazon is a small to medium-sized Seattle nightclub. The Casualties played there in '08 and damn, that was loud as hell. Louder than Metallica at the Anaheim Convention Center.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
The returner fooled the team and camera. Watch the top of the screen on this punt. IT STOPS ON ITS OWN AT THE 1
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10/09/2026
THEY DELETED MY KIRKIES
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10/09/2026
here's the youtube link. archival work is so important so go give it a like youtu.be/l3DzJSGDLEo
youtu.be
We Are Charlie Kirk (Jeffrey's Version)
YouTube video by take my wi-fi please
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You Odyssey how they Dunkirk
Charlstopher Nokirkan
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye is Seattle's best backup QB ever!
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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Gilmore. Lincoln, Carl Weathers and an alligator floating above a house waving happily
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Richard Ferro, MD MSc @richferro.com · 07/09/2026
Ok this campaigning for @bsky38.com is getting out of hand
Campaign text:

Friend, it’s Jerry Santiago (@jcsalterego.bsky.social).

The Bluesky establishment is doing everything they can to block my progress in the Bluesky 38 leaderboard and stall our momentum. We are just 1,000 votes shy of our critical midnight deadline, and I cannot close this gap alone.

I need you with me in this fight. If we lose traction now, we risk falling behind when it matters most.
Will you pitch in your votes right now to help us show Bluesky that I’m not going down without a fight?

Click here to vote for Jerry: bsky38.com

Reply STOP to quit. Paid for by Jerry for Bluesky.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That would be appropriate, given the wide range of rulings you can get from game to game
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOO
some old cracker duct taped to a plane seat
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Austin Powers: Two Things I Can't Stand
Alt: Austin Powers: Two Things I Can't Stand
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is definitely worth all our water, electricity, and graphics cards. The future is NOW!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 03/09/2026
Came out to find this bike parked next to mine
some kind of chopped up vintage harley davidson motorcycle with flames painted on the gas tank parked on the street next to my tridenta closer photo of the harley showing a sticker on it that says MY CAR HAS A STICKER THAT SAYS I HAVE A HARLEY-DAVIDSON, THIS IS THE HARLEY-DAVIDSON THAT THE STICKER IS REPERENCING
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The ant: Yeeeeah I rode that sucker for way more than eight seconds, and I stayed on the whole dang time. Ayup.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
start spreading the news
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding up his hand as if to say "me"
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Dcpierson: I sent youse two to whack that freaking guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

(bag of Goji Maca Snackaroons)
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