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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫

@pantslesshero.bsky.social
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I yell at those who deserve it, build decks, and help people when I can. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭

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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 16h
She's a #realhater
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 18h
It rules actually. Happy 10/7!
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 19h
The anniversary of Al-Aqsa Flood is the best day to protest Zionist terror
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 20h
She's killed before, and she'll kill again
Lady with cleaver from Black Hole Sun
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wolololololo woooo
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Padres stay alive! Game four guaranteed!
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Michigan J Frog has been fired 😔
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goodbye my honey Goodbye my baby Goodbye my ragtime gaaaal🎶 (Gunshot)
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars Last Jedi Salt Scene
Alt: Star Wars Last Jedi Salt Scene
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Halloweena (City of Angels Edition) @imfromthe.net · 23/09/2026
boycott gta6 for no other reason than rockstar only gave a verbal offer and have been stuck on the written offer for three weeks
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cops work for capital, capital opposes taxes.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fiber in, fiber out. #OneContinuousRope
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...Serious?
Yahoo Serious lmao gottem
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok yeah but then you get a Gniesbert situation
"My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming PC again" in German
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
october 7: babe... would you still love me if i couldn't hangglide...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My friends and I wouldn’t have beaten Forrest Gump with hammers. We’d nurture Forrest. Teach him the real history of the black panthers. He would learn Jenny wasn’t his property and his actions in Vietnam were a war crime. He would see the light. And only then, we would beat him with hammers.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia... Have you tried the new french open AI model, Le Chonk? You gotta try Le Chonk, it's way better than Ooh La La Flash. Its tooling beats the pants off BagUette. I can't believe your agents are still running on Hon-x3
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The next hot open AI model is named Le Chonk.
French AI startup Mistral says its new trillion-parameter model, Mistral Large 4 — also called Le Chonk — is the best open-weight model developed outside of China. It says it’s particularly strong at ...
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey (banana ice cream w/ fudge chunks and walnuts) Rocky Road (all) Strawberry, ideally with big fruit chunks
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're a dipshit
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pocket full of shells? Pasta. Soon to be filled with delicious ricotta and herbs.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is where you'd feel shame, if you had that capacity
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tony! Toni! Toné! Soprano! Pizzeria! Ristorante!
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's a bit of a lib but he's right about this. You're delusional to think this had anything to do with her embarrassing loss.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reread those last seven words aloud and pretend I said it to you
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It makes you look back fondly on HD DVD and 3D TVs.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✅️Removing my hat ✅️Saluting
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
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Commie
ALT: Commie
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
John Wick fires, Reacher grabs the bullets and throws them over a counter. Reacher throws a punch and John Wick swings a phone book at his fist. This goes on for an hour.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woman in late 80s fashion points a rifle with a scope at a computer. If you used computers back then, you'd understand.
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 02/10/2026
I don't know about "never topped" but as I've said before, this is absolutely the comic strip equivalent of a rookie ballplayer coming out for his first ever at-bat, in the bottom of the ninth, in the playoffs, with the bases loaded, and hitting a first pitch walk-off grand slam.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#JusticeforJulie
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's OK she'll go from FOX to NewsNation to Rumble in like a year tops. Long way down.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Open to work
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh who am I kidding, halberd and the soup's on the house.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Looking both ways, sliding you some soup) where are the other polearms, eh eh
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
arse dot co dot uk
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taint dot edu
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Spooky Hair Forever @sansculottestoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nipples dot org
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballsack dot net
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs clubbed, wild card round won, and PCA was useless. These Padres are moving on!
San Diego Padres logo, who is holding a club. D&D says clerics can use blunt weapons so this is fine.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They need to throw Liberty Bibberty as the first pitch, and then for a lot more pitches so everyone can swing on that freak at least once. America's pastime!
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems today That all you see Is Family Guy all over The freakin' TV
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Furthermore, there's a zero percent chance this chef's method sounds like a xylophone. We've lost so much.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no the Find Greater Moron button is broken, whatever will I do?
The DISCOVER feed says "Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: Upstream server responded with a 503 error.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blue Raspberry should be on our flag
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More like Yeeeeeeeeroooes cause I'm makin' noises when I see 'em. Then there are eating noises.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deploying a whole unit in support!
Citadel Miniatures Wizard with Sub-machine Gun pew-pew-pewter figure.
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🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫ @pantslesshero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a preview of their spinoff, Cop Rock Blue
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