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Vlaze @vlazed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sans in the judgement hallway.

LOVE, too, is an acronym.It stands for “When two people fight in a dojo together”
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gryphons are taking advantage of me
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 05/10/2026
Pictured: A rat heroically knocking down a wall to allow you to escape prison and save the world.
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
‘hungary’ will be in runescape 4
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
of course not, no one's buying!
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Statler and Waldorf Muppets
ALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
when women cheat on their husbands we're always so quick to denounce them, but sometimes it's more complicated than that. maybe they have good reasons for doing so, like they really reallyyyyy wanted to, or they were bored. Don't be so quick to judge. #BeKind
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VGBoxArt Daily @vgboxartdaily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Game: Peter Jackson’s Ping Pong Console: PlayStation 2 Created by: yoman44 Uploaded on: June 13th, 2007
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 23/01/2024
Google maps screenshot with McDonald’s highlighted. Rating, 3.5. Featured review: “It kept my burger warm for long.”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when you're trying to run around but you accidentally hit enter
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🩻Blue, risen from the grave 🩻 @iamforsaken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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- ̗̀ ‎‏‏‎ Ominous Mischief‎‏‏ ‎ ‎ ̖́- @ominousmischief.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Names I got absolutely flashbanged by today
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) crying over Uncle Ben's dying body with the text cut off: UNCLE BEN WHAl HAPPENED?

Uncle Ben: SQUID GAMES‼️
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/09/2026
Rhea Seehorn has won Best Actress in a Drama Series for ‘PLURIBUS’ at the Emmys.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's shameful what radio-friendly song lengths have done to the concept of a solo. You're gonna call that a "solo" and it's 18 seconds long? Pal, if you've got an instrumentalist who actually warrants a solo spot, I want to have forgotten what song I'm listening to by the time they're finished.
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they/she but i'm really him @dagspanky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
its time
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goldeneye 007 N65 crossed with the Dire Straights "Money For Nothing" music video
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tweet from Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink):

Would you flush a $20 bill down the toilet? Of course not. Yet you're doing it every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. I'll explain
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Zeal @xyzeal.xyz · 10/09/2026
I think love might be looking the person your emotionally and lovingly intimate with and saying "That spell is not ready yet", or "I need a target.", and sometimes its saying "They can't join our group."
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plush with a brush🩷 @kobupy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Harris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026
what zelda will look like in 2026
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Stromgarde Enjoyer @nilocor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Troll fans reading up on every Midnight story update
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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🦇Evil and Intimidating Profecias🦇 @profecias.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
POV: You go to the Troll character with great potential convention (does not go as planned). #WoW #WorldofWarcraft #Zandalari #Amani #Zuljan #ZultheProphet
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Tazmina's Art @tazminasart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Oh man! An interesting troll character. I hope nothing bad happens to him!"...
Rastakhan reassuringly puts a hand on Zul'jan's shoulder while Vol'jin looks on in support.
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Ayla @goobbue.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
going to YTP school
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck! I just missed a call from The Rapping Cowboy!
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I played the original "Phoenix Wright" trilogy when it was new, so in my mind the classic characters are crunchy and low res. Not due to the medium – it's just what they look like. Seeing the remasters with the exact same portraits, except with silky linework and smooth gradients feels UNNATURAL.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
D’arby from Jojo holding Poleneriff as a poker chip. He has a cat on his shoulder and is at a poker table .
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 17/08/2026
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BUNGLE @bungbungbungle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
low level dog enemy that spawns in threes
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 18/08/2026
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Liana @true-liana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke 0: Origins
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Goddammit I wish I'd thought of this.
A man wearing a white t-shirt with an illustration of a muscular Rom from DS9 wearing leathers, labeled "Rom of Finland."
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kyri 👁️ @kyridoulou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS - Dates Revealed for *Christmas 2026*: - Christmas Eve (December 24th) - Christmas Day (December 25th) - Boxing Day (December 26th) We interviewed the big man himself to understand the how & why of this year's festive season... 🧵 (1/?)
An exclusive photograph of Santa Claus (Saint Nick) in his iconic red and white outfit, complete with hat. He is winking, and shushing into a white-gloved finger.
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🔞 Rubber Highwire @rubberhighwire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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