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Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia.uk
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extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30 me blog: tilde.town/~slimelia also on mastodon: tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 8h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13h
they didn't gaf
eula message from steam saying: "Please read this agreement in its entirety. You must agree to the terms of the EULA to play Minecraft Dungeons II."

the contents of the eula says: "https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/eula." there's two buttons. one to accept, and the other to cancel
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 19h
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kyri 👁️ @kyridoulou.bsky.social · 7h
squidward with 10,000 balls
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 9h
double this guy's balls and give them to the next person
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
wait Andy's actually scrapping the triple lock?? okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
nobody over here is hating on Ms Swift enough. have you heard her latest attempts at creating what she calls - but is not universally agreed to be - music? one of the tracks came on the radio at work and about a minute in i realised my face was hurting from the involuntary grimace on my face
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DL trade union representative @dairymagdalene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
my pussy so tight it'll circumcise you. grip and rip baby
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slander for your least favorite episode of doctor who just dropped
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
when women cheat on their husbands we're always so quick to denounce them, but sometimes it's more complicated than that. maybe they have good reasons for doing so, like they really reallyyyyy wanted to, or they were bored. Don't be so quick to judge. #BeKind
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
just discovered Xtra which is an unofficial Twitch client on Android and it's so unbelievably better than the official app it's actually fucking mental
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026
making decent progress on my crochet project and might finish it this week yippeeee
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026
my private twitter got suspended and now my tumblr has been terminated?? what the fucking hell is going on 😭
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 28/09/2026
Sorry are you completely out of your fucking mind
From the Steam page for Active Matter

READ MORE

Al Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses Al Generated Content like this:

In-game Al character Ms. Second is using Al generated voice. Using humans voices for Al character would be cultural appropriation
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026
this is a very good extension and the only issue ive ever had with it is the one time an overzealous developer felt the need to explicitly state that no AI was used whatsoever.. in the AI disclosure. so it obviously got flagged by this extension as having an AI Disclosure 😭
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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tara 🏳️‍⚧️ @tarabomp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
classic post
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 28/09/2026
actual thing that very nearly happened to me today
A digital drawing of me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a knife on the counter covered in peanut butter, and to the side is a sink. A thought bubble above my head depicts the knife being washed in the sink, but instead I'm holding the open jar of peanut butter under the faucet about to turn it on.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026
why did TfL get rid of bendy buses when their only crime was killing cyclists
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 27/09/2026
who up hoistin they own petard
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 25/09/2026
Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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the dwagon @foxoplasma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Four leaf clover wiki Four leaf clover drop rate Four leaf clover bugged reddit 2026 Probability calculator What is binomial distribution Is luck real Curse of bad luck Can you be high rank without four leaf clover Four leaf clover alternative builds Five leaf clover Five leaf clover price check
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 24/09/2026
huh, didn't realise til now that Starmer abolished hereditary peers in the House of Lords. rare Starmer W
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 24/09/2026
hey @a24 if you dont do a theatrical release of You Can See Everything in the UK i'm going to blow my tiny brains out x
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 24/09/2026
sucks that theres no good t4t dating app and nobody can ever MAKE a good t4t dating app because there's no way to keep chasers out
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How it feels to have desires
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 24/09/2026
yeah im joining the next Beast Games... on the side of the beast #yep #imthedevil #666 #beelzebub
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 23/09/2026
dan hentschel cooked when he said all small business owners are mini hitlers
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 23/09/2026
(to the tune of YMCA) Youngshit, get yourself off 4chan I said youngshit, don't call yourself a man I said, youngshit, it's okay to be trans There's no need to be unhappy! It's fun for you to take D.I.Y E! It's fun for you to take D.I.Y E!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love how this implies the ABC song has "fans"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 23/09/2026
just opened the Firefox Labs settings by accident and i did NOT realise they put JPEG XL support in the stable release now..... LOVE! i thought it was still Nightly only
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 23/09/2026
i often see people complain about Steam Curators being shit and idk if i'm missing something because i think it is a really cool feature and there are some curators i follow who i really really like!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 22/09/2026
genuinely cracks me up so much how Trump is just continuously enchanted and delighted by Mamdani. do you think his administration are crashing out in the group chat every time he gasses up Mamdani
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 22/09/2026
been listening to a podcast about Assyria and King Esarhaddon has been mentioned many times. and i was sat there thinking "i swear that name sounds familiar"... and it did! S. R. Hadden is the name of John Hurt's character in Contact
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Discovered a seemingly rare easter egg adobe must have put into premiere at some point where on rare occasions it will just close itself without saving, kinda like a golden freddy jumpscare. I love random events like that, it really adds to the horror atmosphere and keeps the player on their toes
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