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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 15h
Camel menthol extra wide but in the marlboro logo
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 18h
Lol
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 19h
How is this ok? This is way worse sending shrek lewds.
The lawmaker testified he directly called the local police chief, saying he wanted charges to be filed. Public records show Cirino called the judge who signed Byrnes’ arrest warrant a “good friend” in late April and donated at least $2,500 to her political campaign in 2016. A different judge presided over the case.

“I obviously know a lot of the people here in Lake County, including many elected officials. That’s not the same thing as, as trying to use undue influence and using my, my position,” Cirino said, after we asked about the allegations that he used his relationships to better help his case. “I would never do that. I respect my position in the Senate way too much to ever let that happen.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19h
When someone finally writes the book on Trump's USA and the lengths his administration went to attack non-whites, domestically and globally, including sending detainees to third countries to be tortured (paid for with your tax money, btw) it'll line up 1:1 with the Nazis. No daylight in between
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Roger Watt @rjwatt42.bsky.social · 20h
It had a built in mouse. Press the mouse button and a physical mouse popped out.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22h
Kant needed me more than I need Kant, to be serious.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23h
So the issue is “allow people to…“ which supposes an authority without naming one. Name it and then explain why Anthropic or any of the rest of them should have that authority.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23h
We are conceding the very possibility of democratic governance to allow a corporation to determine the moral rights of a machine. surely moral concern for actual humans and how we relate is better preserved democratically than it is by a corporation.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 23h
Why would we let Anthropic decide this for us? If you ascribe to a moral philosophy or religion that disavows being mean to a toaster, that is fine. It is not however fine for a tech company to make, functionally, a moral law for a talking word toaster that is promised to rule us one day.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its drunk blue jay tuesday
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Max Blau @maxblau.bsky.social · 23h
My colleagues and I at @propublica.org are looking into the ways health insurers’ use of prior authorization — the extra layer of approval insurers require before covering a medical expense — impacts patients. We need your help. 👇 www.propublica.org/getinvolved/...
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We’re Investigating Prior Authorization. Help ProPublica Understand Your Health Insurance Denial.
ProPublica is looking into the ways health insurers’ use of prior authorization impacts patients. We need your help to figure out if the process is still leading to delayed or missed treatments, tests...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/10/2026
Breaking News: An ICE agent shot a man in New York City, according to two people familiar with the matter. The man was taken to a hospital, the police said.
nyti.ms
ICE Agent Shoots Man in New York City
The person who was shot had been taken to a nearby hospital and was conscious and receiving medical attention, according to the New York Police Department, which said it was not involved in the shooting.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the use of the world "allow" here. It's allowed right now brother!!!
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First of all, we're gonna win. Second, Dems need new leadership. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants us to turn the page on the Nazi takeover of America and I think we can do better for the future of our country than forgive and forget the Nazis. It's a moral imperative.
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deprecation speed is too fast
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Samantha Michaels @samanthamichaels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another blow for unaccompanied immigrant minors. Now the Trump administration is taking over their legal representation. Yes, the same administration that is trying to deport them will also be the ones in charge of their defense. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
Trump administration plans to have its own lawyers represent migrant kids
Putting government counsel on both sides "makes me feel like it's all a farce," says one immigration attorney.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professional actors love giving this unconvincing performance. Are you good at nothing?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Man Who Wasn't Woke and Gay (2023)
Chinless pest Andrew Tate looks down at Greta

"If you are reading this/guess what you are gay/which is worse than sex trafficking"

"now available in a race car bed near you"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
Despite multiple complaints — and videos — of physical abuse and mistreatment of students, Arkansas' Delta Institute continues to receive public funds. It is just one of hundreds of private schools taking state money with little oversight. (Published July with @arktimes.bsky.social)
propublica.org
This Private School Had Students Scrub Floors and Attack a Fellow Classmate. The State Still Funds It.
One of the few requirements for Arkansas private schools is that they have an American flag and a flagpole. But millions in state funds go to the largely unmonitored schools while complaints about saf...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 05/10/2026
tfw when you're in a coma for 18 days
rock me sexy jesus

(steve coogan in hamlet ii)
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LIGHT RAIL HOLY GRAIL
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I continue to think that being “too big to fail” is **exactly** their plan for how to navigate the coming crash, and it’s why they’re pushing so hard to get everybody using pricy commercial AI products all the time for everything, even in cases where there is a clear downside (ie, education)
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forgot about this wet bitch
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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's true! like this interview Joe Kennedy did with Ezra Klein when he was running for senate
In his interview with Klein, the congressman cited some of the unintended consequences of decriminalizing and legalizing the drug. Recalling his days working as a state prosecutor when Massachusetts voted in 2008 to decriminalize marijuana, Kennedy said the decision affected the ability of police officers to search and seize other illegal items, such as guns, from vehicles.

“If you smelled [marijuana] in a car, you could search a car,” Kennedy said. “When it became decriminalized, you couldn’t do that.”
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Michael Mechanic @michaelmechanic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump's 2018 "zero tolerance" policy was denounced on both sides of the political aisle as inhumane, and a federal court ruled it illegal. Now the Trump administration is separating families again, only this time more quietly, and away from the border.
motherjones.com
“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum...
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AO-BOO! @faqrules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a stupid fucking time to live in this shithole country.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are issues like retirement age and the physical toll these jobs can take on the body so rarely mentioned? stevens.house.gov/media/press-...
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Rep. Haley Stevens Announces Bill to Lower Social Security Age for Americans Who Work With Their Hands
Washington, DC — Today, Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens (MI-11) announced the Blue Collar Social Security Fairness Act, a bill to allow Americans who work in physically demanding jobs to collect ...
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Philly monster just dropped share.inquirer.com/Wrd1yT
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Orifice the Awebot is Philly’s ‘magical’ response to Uber Eats robots
"She’s part of our bringing delight and surprise and letting it ripple through the city."
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phantom Thread 2 dir. Paul Veerhoven
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Q: What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel? Trump: We have the greatest economy in the history of our country
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
theonion.com
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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wsmv.com @wsmv.com · 01/10/2026
Christa Pike live updates: What to know as she remains in ‘critical condition’ after failed execution and her ’grotesque’ 1995 torture, murder of classmate
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Christa Pike live updates: What to know as she remains in ‘critical condition’ after failed execution and her ’grotesque’ 1995 torture, murder of classmate
Christa Pike: What to know about the failed execution and her ’grotesque’ 1995 torture and murder.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got to tell Sam Alito to eat shit when I saw him at a Wawa at the Jersey Shore
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cops are not there to help you when you’ve been viciously violated: exhibit 1,000,000,000
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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