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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 8h
you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform
justice.gov
 
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 8h
Post presidency trump could do well as a color commentator for competitions you should feel bad about watching
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-e…
Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
pet peeve of mine that you see in all sorts of contexts: posing questions that "need to be answered" that have been answered many times. this just mires the debate in an endless loop where one side has to argue and the other just asks the same questions over and over.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Now streaming and/or flooding the donation bins of your local thrift shop.
Diddy, Russell and their handler. Get him to the jail. Get him directly to jail, also.  Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Do not let him call the President.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
and the post below offers a smart wrinkle to people being tired of getting fed 'what they want' ... because revealed preferences don't always match the real ones! bsky.app/profile/tone...
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there's another aspect to all this: audiences—after a while, maybe even subconsciously—respect you less when they realize you're just giving them what they want. i think a result of many years on the algorithmic internet is a lot of ppl are exhausted of having themselves mirrored back all the time
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
miamiherald.com
Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women
The lawsuit alleges the two women were supplied with drugs, traveled across state lines and were paid to have sex with men, including Gaetz.
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
don't talk to me about ditch weed son i have birkenstocks older than you
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ossoff is, in the year of our lord 2026, using the Biden line on Israel. He's pretty much signaling he's never going to stop weapons or any kind of money going to them, since directionally it makes zero sense in this environment to not just fully talk big about doing it for the free votes.
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Alerts from NWS Lake Charles LA (UNOFFICIAL) @lch.nws-bot.us · 14/10/2026
🚨 Fire Weather Watch issued October 14 at 2:14PM CDT until October 17 at 1:00AM CDT by NWS Lake Charles LA 🚨 Additional Details Here.
...RED FLAG WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHEAST TEXAS AND CENTRAL AND
SOUTHWEST LOUISIANA FRIDAY...

.With the ongoing drought conditions, we have KBDI values well into
the 700s, with 10-hour and 100-hour fuel moisture values hovering
around 25%. Subsidence behind the front will further dry out the
already dry continental air mass, leading to a significant drop in
dew points following the front. The forecast drops RH values below
30% across central Louisiana and the interior portions of
southeast Texas. Friday through Sunday look to be concerning for
fire weather. However, Saturday appears to be the most critical
day as the dry, subsided airmass becomes fully entrenched over the
highly dried out fuels. This setup is similar to the weather
conditions that sparked the Tiger Island fire in 2023, and fires
that do spark could quickly spread out of control..

The National Weather Service in Lake Charles has issued a Fire
Weather Watch for high winds and low relative humidity, which is
in effect from Friday morning through late Friday night.

* AFFECTED AREA...Fire Weather Zone 027 Vernon, Fire Weather
Zone 028 Rapides, Fire Weather Zone 029 Avoyelles, Fire
Weather Zone 030 Beauregard, Fire Weather Zone 031 Allen, Fire
Weather Zone 032 Evangeline, Fire Weather Zone 033 St. Landry,
Fire Weather Zone 044 Lafayette, Fire Weather Zone 045 Upper
St. Martin, Fire Weather Zone 141 Northern Calcasieu, Fire
Weather Zone 142 Northern Jefferson Davis, Fire Weather Zone
143 Northern Acadia, Fire Weather Zone 180 Tyler, Fire Weather
Zone 201 Hardin, Fire Weather Zone 259 Northern Jasper, Fire
Weather Zone 260 Northern Newton, Fire Weather Zone 261
Southern Jasper and Fire Weather Zone 262 Southern Newton.

* TIMING...From Friday morning through late Friday night.

* WINDS...North 15 to 20 mph with gusts up to 35 mph.

* RELATIVE HUMIDITY...As low as 35 percent.

* TEMPERATURES...Up to 87.

* LIGHTNING...

* IMPACTS...Any fire that develops will catch and spread
quickly. Outdoor burning is not recommended.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
“The music is an essential part of any Grand Theft Auto game, and fans are going to love robbing banks and dodging cop cars while blasting classic pop songs like ‘Short People’ and ‘Political Science.’” — Caleb Grothoff, lead developer
theonion.com
Rockstar Announces 'GTA VI' Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Fanning hype for its upcoming open-world sandbox game by teasing a copious collection of tracks from the legendary singer-songwriter and film composer, Rockstar Games announced in ...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 14/10/2026
every time you see a company like google boasting about its AI users, remember they're counting people like me, who simply has the same google storage add-on ive had for 15 years, only they changed its name to add "AI"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there's an off-the-books slack channel started by centers for medicare and medicaid for tech companies to exchange ideas on making money off of AI tools that access all of your medical records. insane story i missed from last week.
kffhealthnews.org
AI, Tech Leaders Are Lobbying Trump Health Officials in a Government-Run Chat Room - KFF Health News
A Slack workspace managed by the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services has served as an extraordinary war room for AI industry insiders and Trump administration officials to launch a rapid campaign...
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ramirez + Whitehouse for the Whitehouse?
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Getty Images plans to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and go private in partnership with Charles Koch’s investment firm after abandoning a $3.7 billion merger with Shutterstock over a regulatory roadblock. - THR
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wall Street Journal reported on a 2024 New Year’s Eve celebration where Ken Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives and a woman who wasn’t his wife www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
"As fireworks exploded over the Burj Khalifa skyscraper to welcome 2025, Paxton and his girlfriend Tracy Duhon watched from a luxury high-rise balcony full of people, according to a video of the gathering reviewed by The Wall Street Journal, details of which were contained in court filings and confirmed by people familiar with the matter.

Among those at the event with Texas’ top law-enforcement official were two Americans who had been indicted months before on federal healthcare-fraud charges but failed to return to the U.S., Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, according to the court records and people familiar with the matter. Ahmed, a healthcare executive, had donated $190,000 to Paxton, campaign finance records show, including $25,000 days after he was indicted."
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RBA: Household Spending Must Stay Weak for an Extended Period to Help Inflation Return to Its Target
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is an actual Nazi rally.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 12/10/2026
A Republican super PAC trying to influence a crucial Senate race in Maine spent thousands of dollars running an attack ad in the wrong Portland, targeting voters thousands of miles away in Oregon.
nyti.ms
Anti-Troy Jackson Ad Runs in Oregon, Not Maine
An executive with the Republican super PAC that paid for the ad attacking Mr. Jackson, the Democratic Senate candidate in Maine, blamed its vendor running the ad in Oregon.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 10/10/2026
As Trump himself said, this entire campaign is about protecting Netanyahu.   Words of condemnation aren't enough, ICC members must take action to defend the rule of law. Remember, ICC prosecutors have the authority to open criminal investigations against ANYONE who obstructs justice.
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: US imposes sanctions on ICC hours after former judge wins Nobel Peace Prize
Navi Pillay sat in the court's appeals chamber.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cause he didn't want to get shot idk
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if Elon is spending millions of dollars of his own money to push this message with paid media, what do you think he does to the black box algorithm on his platform that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are shown to others?
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shypixels! @shypixels.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Russia is giving the US enough oil over the course of a few months to fund a single day of American life" is a level of slander towards both countries that even I couldn't come up with by myself.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nashville Banner reporter Steven Hale, describing how prison officials kept drawing the curtain to hide how badly they were botching this: “A lot of this execution — or attempted execution, whatever it was — happened when we could not see what was going on.”
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can tell the people setting off the alarms don't really believe their own bullshit from their behaviour. If I really thought my boss was going to end the world I wouldn't be posting on social media, I'd be taking drastic action. This is obvious marketing and it's embarrassing to fall for it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Camel menthol extra wide but in the marlboro logo
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol
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Cone dogs @painus69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How is this ok? This is way worse sending shrek lewds.
The lawmaker testified he directly called the local police chief, saying he wanted charges to be filed. Public records show Cirino called the judge who signed Byrnes’ arrest warrant a “good friend” in late April and donated at least $2,500 to her political campaign in 2016. A different judge presided over the case.

“I obviously know a lot of the people here in Lake County, including many elected officials. That’s not the same thing as, as trying to use undue influence and using my, my position,” Cirino said, after we asked about the allegations that he used his relationships to better help his case. “I would never do that. I respect my position in the Senate way too much to ever let that happen.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When someone finally writes the book on Trump's USA and the lengths his administration went to attack non-whites, domestically and globally, including sending detainees to third countries to be tortured (paid for with your tax money, btw) it'll line up 1:1 with the Nazis. No daylight in between
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Roger Watt @rjwatt42.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It had a built in mouse. Press the mouse button and a physical mouse popped out.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kant needed me more than I need Kant, to be serious.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So the issue is “allow people to…“ which supposes an authority without naming one. Name it and then explain why Anthropic or any of the rest of them should have that authority.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are conceding the very possibility of democratic governance to allow a corporation to determine the moral rights of a machine. surely moral concern for actual humans and how we relate is better preserved democratically than it is by a corporation.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would we let Anthropic decide this for us? If you ascribe to a moral philosophy or religion that disavows being mean to a toaster, that is fine. It is not however fine for a tech company to make, functionally, a moral law for a talking word toaster that is promised to rule us one day.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its drunk blue jay tuesday
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Max Blau @maxblau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My colleagues and I at @propublica.org are looking into the ways health insurers’ use of prior authorization — the extra layer of approval insurers require before covering a medical expense — impacts patients. We need your help. 👇 www.propublica.org/getinvolved/...
propublica.org
We’re Investigating Prior Authorization. Help ProPublica Understand Your Health Insurance Denial.
ProPublica is looking into the ways health insurers’ use of prior authorization impacts patients. We need your help to figure out if the process is still leading to delayed or missed treatments, tests...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/10/2026
Breaking News: An ICE agent shot a man in New York City, according to two people familiar with the matter. The man was taken to a hospital, the police said.
nyti.ms
ICE Agent Shoots Man in New York City
The person who was shot had been taken to a nearby hospital and was conscious and receiving medical attention, according to the New York Police Department, which said it was not involved in the shooting.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the use of the world "allow" here. It's allowed right now brother!!!
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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