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AOQ

@faqrules.bsky.social

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Co-Host of Movies over My Hammy and Trek in the Valley. Comedian. Writer. Socialist. Support UNIONS. ACAB. Posts include but not limited to heavy music/comedy/weed/art/sci-fi. He/Him. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/movie…

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 1h

Not to put undue pressure on it, but I think Godzilla Minus Zero is probably going to be the greatest science fiction film ever screened.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 2h

The last man on earth that breaks his glasses and can’t read is just lazy as fuck. Go root around a dead optometrist’s office and figure it out, dumbass.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 5h

I think this Trump guy has gone too far.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 8h

I mean…JD Vance won’t be able to win a Republican primary…

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 9h

I have had John Leguizamo saying, “Shpawn” stuck in my head for almost 30 years…

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 9h

Vape, but for crack. For the discrete crack smoker.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 11h

I get 15 lil baby pain pills like once a month, and after like three or four months they are already dicking me around and making me jump through hoops to refill, like, fuck off.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 12h

Goddamn. That is a fucking cup right there.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I keep trying to make the joke “Goku came in such and such” happen, and Andrew just wants to talk about Vegeta sauce!

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Folks! This week’s episode kicks ass and I finally get to talk about how I thought it was weird that Dragonball opened with Goku running around naked. Give us a review. We’re tryin’! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

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Episode 43: Burger King x Dragon Ball Super

Podcast Episode · Movies Over My Hammy · September 28 · 1h 57m

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Waiting for my wife to be done with work (she has a cold and had to work fucking overtime anyway because capitalism is hell) and the car smells like Cubano and it is making me ravenous

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well, folks have seen Minus Zero now and I guess it worked out and is going to be good.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This would be huge.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once again, I am reminded how miserable I am under capitalism due to the massive amount of relief I feel when I get paid. Fuck all of this off a cliff.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get on the accessibility sexiness train, ya’ll.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The other thing about pay day is my wife and I usually get a Cubano from Versailles, so we’ve got that going for us.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Best compliment I ever got as a bass player in an indie power pop band was when someone in Kinsey said our band, The New Instructions, reminded them of Mission of Burma.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I look forward to John Oliver covering UAE/Saudi investors owning 49% of his parent company.

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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We're screening HIGHLANDER for free at 7pm at the Ojai Playhouse tomorrow night in honor of my dad, one of the original film's co-writers. I have no sense of whether any Bluesky people are actually In My Area, but you're invited! ojaiplayhouse.com/event/highla...

A poster showing deep blue and black art from the 40th anniversary release of Highlander. Text reads "Free screening in memory of Peter Bellwood: Highlander, Ojai Playhouse, Tuesday, 9/29, 7pm. Reserve seats at ojaiplayhouse.com"

A film photograph of a cinema marquee showing Bronson Murphy's Law, Walt Disney Cinderella, and Highlander: there can be only one. On the sidewalk in front of the cinema, Peter Bellwood leans against a lamppost. He has a shock of white hair and looks uncharacteristically cool.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Time to go home forever?

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This could change tomorrow, but when I typed this I meant it. Very few comedy shows have something as funny as Marylin Manson parody, “Buddah Stalin.”

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know it is in vogue to write Mr. Show off as edgelord 90’s stuff (I recently heard comedy people saying they don’t like it / it is overrated), but contemporary SNL will never make a sketch as funny as the Highest Number, or Lie Detector, or pre-Taped Call In Show. It is physically impossible.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If someone smells your fart that just means your fart “went rogue” and “broke containment”.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I agree with his decision to remove Yakety Sax from the laboratory sequence.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I forgot that Creggar said he cut a bunch of jokes from RE and everyone got mad that it was going to be too serious, but he must have meant he was going to go from an “Army of Darkness” level of humor to a “slightly more serious than Evil Dead 2” level of humor and it worked. Too much CG, tho.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you hear me humming the closing music of a sitcom production company, that means I just overheard you say something incredibly dumb and I need to distract myself.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I watched that special “Tamborine” and no shit, it was one of the last comedy specials I watched because it pissed me off so much.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I can’t figure out why anyone would watch a film directed by Chris Rock.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chat GPT and I got trapped in a “No, you kill YOURself,” loop until my phone died.

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LittleMissSunshine @thatgirlnshades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ppl think “I asked chatgpt” is analogous to “I researched” and its NOT.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hal Jordan on Club Random.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder if somebody is going to get lanterned on this weeks Lanterns.

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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026

MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is payday. This is hallowed day where I spend my spare time shopping for the most creative and cost effective way to get 1-2oz of various marijuanas.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This guy is the worst!

Bill Maher looking like a sleeping fucking lizard.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is more than enough water for everyone.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pizza resistance.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fucking Shooter McGavin is in this alternate Enterprise.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wife has a cold (hoping I dodged it), so she is napping on the couch. I am ripping massive vape bongs in the studio watching episodes of TNG that I have probably only watched a couple of times in my life. So I guess you can show this post to your kids so they know it is possible to achieve.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Corbin Bernsen played a Q? Totes forgot that.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Continue my rewatch of TNG even though I don’t have a Star Trek podcast hits different. Don’t gotta take no fucking notes.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As far as I can tell, an episode of Yellowstone must include a murder or a suicide or both.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They should have called Yellowstone, “When Animals Die.”

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dear Rolling Stone Writer, I remember when I first realized that I am a big lame.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had to watch Yellowstone for the Podcast and wow…absolutely garbage.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Marijuana. It still works.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also, these vapes are now buy one get one at gray market shops.

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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

8 years ago my wife and I packed up a couple of cats and a POD and moved from NE Minneapolis to the San Fernando Valley. It’s been challenging. We aren’t exactly “Succeeding”, but we are safe and alive with cool pets and enjoying the people and the environment. This year is going to be the one!

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We just need to chip in on a couple barrels of oil.

AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Didn’t get tickets to that PFT show for reasons but goddamn, I am excited he is doing standup again.

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