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An economist pretending to be a statistician

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
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Mark change your display name to Ted Cruz's tiny dick
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PerfectHello new followers.
If you quote tweet something and you are an evil, awful politician just remember that someone can change their name to anything they want and it may be embarrassing for you.
Shout out to @TheWapplehouse for the idea.
Please listen to @jortscenterpod, too.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…”
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/08/2026
The fifth loko
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Apollo, Gift of Prophesy dodgeball meme

Jorts the Cat for Some Reason is the target
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Ruth Buchanan @ruthmbuchanan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When someone asks what my favorite books are, I can never remember the title of any book I've ever read in my entire life.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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they see me scrollin' @ctextor.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
matt asked if i could "make a little toast" and i amelia bedelia'd his ass so hard
tiny circle of bread a bit bigger than a quarter, we got his ass
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/04/2026
not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer
a variety of 3d printed dried pastas in basket shapes, whorls, little vases, etca vase shaped 3d printed pasta in a purple goo with little globs of green stuffthe pasta printer, a big bulky black machine that prints pasta onto glass sheetsmore pastas printed on the pasta printer
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Kevin Miranda @kevinmiranda.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Spider-Man by @beetlemoses.bsky.social
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something
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pacifico @pacificobob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Avril Lavigne in 2002:
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Niceness is like a candle. It provides a bit of light, but if you’re freezing, it’s not much help. Kindness is the warmth of a fireplace on a freezing cold night. Both are, well, nice… but one of them is necessary.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Best part is that no one is sure this is even THE rock, it’s just *a* rock they put a little pen around.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Made a new playlist
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Ashley Parker @ashleyrparker.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The 7-year-old, after watching me (unsuccessfully) negotiate w the 2-year-old for several minutes: “It’s tough having a baby like that.”
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My most woke opinion is that a lot of people are scared or confused by their own emotions, and a lot of political discourse is mired in voices who don’t believe you can be a deeply thinking and deeply feeling person at the same time. We all suffer from a lack of standard social emotional education.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
there are fourteen air bud movies your holiness
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/10/2025
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 30/09/2025
it’s burger time
a paper sign taped to a drive-thru speaker that says:

sensor is broken 
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just say:
“it’s burger time”
we’ll be happy to take your order
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said
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Grig "Punkie" Larson @griglars.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. 

Text reads: I defragged my zebra
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/08/2025
The Gilded Rage
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
When I search my feelings
A person holds a magnifying glass in front of a cat’s face, distorting the cat’s expression to look exaggeratedly angry and fierce, with enlarged fangs and a snarling mouth.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Image of RFK Jr. with his mouth open and a cartoon speech bubble below him
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pacifico @pacificobob.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm gonna be thinking about this for years
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pacifico @pacificobob.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
in high school I met Roger Clemens before we all went to the movie theater. he saw Shallow Hal and I saw Monsters Inc
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
girlbossed too close to the sun and now 6 of my library book holds are ready are ready at the same time 😩
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Paulrus of West Bumblefrick @paulrusof.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
Post to the subreddit r/AskHistorians:

What was navigation like for vehicle drivers in the United States before the internet and
GPS?

Before GPS devices and smartphones/cellular internet networks were a thing (Garmin company was founded 1989), millions of Americans were already getting around driving without the use of those inventions. How did they navigate? Did everyone need stacks of maps? Were drivers frequently lost? Did everyone have to understand the interstate system and use intuition to guide them? How burdensome was driving before GPS? Did drivers pay people to calculate an optimal route for them?
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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