Reposted by Sailor mercedesceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 842587520
Reposted by Sailor mercedesFlorence, Queen of Queer Tokusatsu @spookyflo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026These are the people who want you to believe they're essential for society to function. The people who just swoop in, make everything worse, and then fuck off with big giant cartoon bags of gold. 0384
Reposted by Sailor mercedesThe Witcher @thewitcher.com · 29/09/2026It’s time to return to the Continent and face the Wild Hunt once more. The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt - Remastered is here, as a free upgrade bringing countless improvements to Geralt of Rivia’s adventure across visuals, performance, gameplay, and more! 13508128
Reposted by Sailor mercedesJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 25/09/2026Tim & Eric is better than all 100 of those other shows. 1649357
Reposted by Sailor mercedesJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller. 20747521188
Reposted by Sailor mercedesdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup 1192750306
Sailor mercedes @oysterwench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone told me "to be cringe is to be free," and now it's my motto 000
Reposted by Sailor mercedesJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864 145357874
Reposted by Sailor mercedesSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33472991088
Reposted by Sailor mercedesPatrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee. 2292401251
Reposted by Sailor mercedesdr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we should have stopped advancing tech after the release of this bad boy 3975896
Reposted by Sailor mercedesMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i don't understand how the gas prices have not yet caused a mutiny 1651880144
Reposted by Sailor mercedesKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RFK Jr wants you to believe he cares about the lives of children. Yet here he is clearly stating that “only sick kids SHOULD die of measles”. No kids should die from measles. It’s a vaccine preventable illness. He’s saying sick and disabled children are expendable. He’s a eugenicist. 37400133
Reposted by Sailor mercedesday-z🌃 @dayzmerollin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i remember being bullied all throughout primary/early secondary school for being a girl that played video games and one day OVERNIGHT it became a sexualised thing like “oh wow a Gamer Girl™️ that’s so hot” and yes that’s what radicalised me 518117
Reposted by Sailor mercedesEris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 18/09/2026"Pope gifted green orb" "Trump threatens EU over Canada" "Chipotle partners with Palantir" What the fuck is going on anymore they're just making this shit up now 12529101
Reposted by Sailor mercedeslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/09/2026"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them 15112066
Reposted by Sailor mercedesyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442940627
Reposted by Sailor mercedesNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 181140946478
Reposted by Sailor mercedesD. A. Powell @dapowell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Took leftover Rice-a-Roni and made fried rice. I call this Twice-a-Roni. 101193480
Reposted by Sailor mercedeskate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG 190145573030
Reposted by Sailor mercedesKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Macklemore has been dropped from the Ed Sheeran tour for advocating for a free Palestine, which a growing majority of Americans support. Meanwhile unrepentant abuser Chris Brown was just presented with a congressional honor on his tour 482772549
Sailor mercedes @oysterwench.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I notice that a piece of writing is AI, generated, I ain't reading that shit. 000
Reposted by Sailor mercedesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can't believe Hunter Biden let a Russian oligarch pay for his wedding, wow 3299084
Reposted by Sailor mercedesRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Imagine having grifted millions and millions of dollars off your father’s political career like Don Jr, including government contracts in multiple businesses where you have an ownership stake, and STILL having a Russian oligarch pay for your lavish wedding. Just obscene. 495101302760
Reposted by Sailor mercedesStein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gamedevs listening to players: Togglable optional bugs 282200299
Reposted by Sailor mercedesCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan 141025200
Reposted by Sailor mercedesceej @ceej.online · 13/09/2026it’s still early but my fantasy team is crushing. I probably could have won with sauron alone 219214
Reposted by Sailor mercedesInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty. 432026250
Reposted by Sailor mercedesSix Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL 266118163036
Reposted by Sailor mercedesMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297787667
Reposted by Sailor mercedesChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026Genuine question, how did the boomers go from posting "I do NOT give Facebook permission to use my likeness or videos" to just dumping their photos and personal information into ChatGPT 2943952
Reposted by Sailor mercedesKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026nathan fielder vs elizabeth holmes is like what if wario had his own wario 81058136
Reposted by Sailor mercedesJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for 451489217
Reposted by Sailor mercedes𓋼𓍊🍂🍄ELI🍄🍂𓍊𓋼 @elitandark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kirby and the World Beyond already has me obsessed 🌟✨ Especially those beautiful eyes 💙 #PixelArt #ドット絵#Pixquare 324980
Reposted by Sailor mercedesI called this place home once, in peaceful times. @eirikaily.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yesterday's Nintendo Direct #Metroid #Kirby 425592
Reposted by Sailor mercedesLouise Galloway @croftycat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Atelier Karia will launch February 25th 2027! 181
Reposted by Sailor mercedesNinEverything @nineverything.bsky.social · 08/09/2026New trailer released for Atelier Karia: The Night Kingdom & the Guide of Memories nintendoeverything.com/new-trailer-… 0155
Reposted by Sailor mercedesmia 💚 @miaelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026what if i just ate rice krispie treats for dinner 1532
Reposted by Sailor mercedesDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how is this real 1083132469
Sailor mercedes @oysterwench.bsky.social · 06/09/2026WTF is vibe coding I'm too old for this shit lol 010
