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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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[Inside the Mesoamerican Ballgame League]
Ernie: "An absolutely shocking upset today, the top-seeded Tenochtitlan Eagles lost to the Tlacopan Jaguars in an action-packed playoff match"
Shaq: "Where they goin, Chuck?"
Charles: "Sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli"
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transgender valley authority @Grey_... 4h Kenny: The new guys don't know what the game was like. Bring back the sacrifices.
Chuck: I saw one of these new players say that we played against "weavers and peasants" back in our day, that we don't get how it's changed.
Shaq: And you still got no rings playing against them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bumu6s332o24fppobse7j3ms/bafkreidzdsmv3vcsod2vi4vpcwgruvo3tuej7ov46t5lowqpm4jeb7b2ra)
