Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/12/2024 41029255
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2024At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint. 401606407
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Immediate thought - Mencken's line about democracy never gets less wrong 100
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 02/11/2024The billionaires want to go to space because guillotines need gravity work. 000
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024 325946
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/10/2024If you've never heard a penguin being tickled, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙 702452912
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialMaxima @maxima-infinity.bsky.social · 22/10/2024bsky.app/profile/maxi... 061
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/10/2024the worst part of making boneless wings is finding the floppy chickens 141118
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Got to keep reminding myself and others of this 010
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.social PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 19/10/2024I don't have any more invites. I don't know how all these people are getting in 1238494
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 08/06/2024This week's comic: Many white Americans fail to assimilate 151938599
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024people logon on social media platforms and develop a very weird idea of 'toleration'. but the blocking culture on here just reflects a very normal reaction to the fact that our access to each other online outstrips our accountability to each other 471746320
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialAnne Schechner @aeschech.bsky.social · 13/10/2024as a Big Nerd I have to tell you I went to Mendel’s abbey to look at his peas but the most notable part is actually the little hats he made for his microscopes 482685691
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJoel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 27/09/2024Your dick can make you invisible to the enemy. Plans that were sent to stop you, strategies designed to keep you from your destiny, cannot stand against your dick. Don’t judge your situation too soon. Wait till you see what your dick is about to do. 1359
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialsadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/09/2024I didn’t think Eric Adams (allegedly) stealing $10m in public funds was bad until I realized it’s the equivalent of jumping the subway turnstiles (capital offense) 3.4 million times. 61054261
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2024Quick! To the Graft Signal! 011
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 26/09/2024Kid #2: Dad, can we get some aluminum powder and iron oxide? Me: No, you may not make thermite at home! 001
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJohn R. Bennett @johnreidbennett.bsky.social · 23/09/2024It's been a rough day. I saw this while biking back from the grocery store, and I have to admit the sign on the right made me chuckle. 251203227
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialMatt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 23/09/2024Elon Musk purchased Twitter because he, like the site, is a man of limited character 074
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialKody @kodyisover.com · 18/09/2024I just saw Kelly posted this one and I immediately saved it to my computer bsky.app/profile/coel... 2347
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialPaul Crider @paulcrider.liberalcurrents.com · 16/09/2024Basic praxis tbh. 447266
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 19/08/2024MFW I have to accept help from those I sought to vanquish 322230
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialJoe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 14/08/2024Fossil fuel companies should be the villains in everything. Political ads. Spy thrillers. Sitcoms. The female lead's crappy boyfriend in a rom com should signal he's crappy by doing PR work for Exxon. 310122
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialMatt @mattlibrarian.eurosky.social · 07/08/2024 Did you know, the highway that Tim Walz named after Prince is also informally called the Purple Laneapnews.comSigned in purple ink, Minnesota dedicates highway to PrinceThe late pop superstar Prince is being honored in Minnesota as the state renames a stretch of highway after him. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz used purple ink on Tuesday to sign a bill renaming the highway ... 0102
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialOrcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 26/07/2024DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS. 05116
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialSteve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social · 27/07/2024Ouch. 19904165
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 22/07/2024Oh no I hope this never happens. I'll be so owned. Oh my. 010
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 16/07/2024theonion.comWho Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance?Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances. 000
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 11/07/2024let’s all remember who the truest enemy is: the passage of time. it used to be 1996. even 1998! but nooooooooo we just decided to the let the ball keep rolling and now it’s 2024 and no one is happy at all. time: not even once. 13689192
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 11/06/2024it's Chopped, basically "your mystery ingredients today are: reddit shitpost, confidently wrong quora answer, propaganda article, and SEO farming AI-generated clickbait, please prepare a three course factual summary" 529565
owenevans00.bsky.social @owenevans00.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Further proof we live in the worst timeline: the Unicode value for א (Hebrew letter Aleph) is 1488. 000
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/04/2024On the one hand, the forces we are arrayed against are massive and daunting enough to make anyone lose courage. On the other hand, it keeps turning out that the people in charge of almost everything are not very bright. 628157
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialLuke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2024I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead 8553001308
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/02/2024The New York Attorney General tweeting out what Trump owes with interest 291065182
Reposted by @owenevans00.bsky.socialFuturemonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 22/12/2023In this world, few people deserve what they get, and even fewer get what they deserve. 051
