L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@timmiller.bsky.social you should listen to the latest episode of I Hate Bill Maher podcast at 53:30 to hear funny compliments directed at you 000
Reposted by L•Lindseysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by L•LindseyFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268116332
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 04/08/2026@oldmanweldon.bsky.social listen to The Dollop’s latest podcast episode (745) at the 35 minute mark for a lil treat 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@bosh.worstpossible.world I got an eerie ad today that I can only assume was made by an AI voice trained on all of your podcasts 😱 100
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Babysitting a kid in an apartment who had a yet-to-be-discovered ear infection, he cried for hours. A grown man knocked on the door and said “that baby has been crying for hours!” My young self had the wherewithal to look at him and say, “I know!” then closed the door. 021
Reposted by L•LindseyJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292392070
Reposted by L•LindseyPolly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday 602218082562
Reposted by L•Lindseymothra stewart @gorl.gay · 19/06/2026love drinking water that's so cold it feels medically significant 29755158
Reposted by L•LindseyRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 16/06/2026Where you'll see a rare bird. Thanks to @ryanfm.bsky.social's newsletter for teaching me about the Cabanis's ground-sparrow that lives behind the walmart 431676478
Reposted by L•LindseyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The people in that emergency life raft are more relaxed than I’ve ever been 48836161
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@gonebabygone.bsky.social can you tell me your top podcasts? I started listening to Knowledge Fight based on some of your posts. I already listen to I Hate Bill Maher. 110
Reposted by L•LindseyRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH 504968907
Reposted by L•LindseyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot 494705697
Reposted by L•LindseyBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Remember when they were putting charcoal in everything. Did they run out 5401
Reposted by L•LindseyWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Stay with me here, and this might be a crazy one so strap in: what if we invented a baby that went to sleep? 1231
Reposted by L•LindseyThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2026Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile-handler-at-bir… 131631208
Reposted by L•Lindseyjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains 263331597
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 25/01/2026@oldmanweldon.bsky.social has anyone ever told you to listen to Knowledge Fight podcast episode #883 starting around 1 hr 35 minutes? 111
Reposted by L•Lindseyheathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 21/01/2026going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made 734351
Reposted by L•LindseySara Brinton @sarabrinton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC. There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI. Spread the word. www.ribc.org/donate-blood/ribc.orgDonate BloodCheck your eligibility to donate blood, learn about the process and why blood matters, and enroll in a RIBC Donor Loyalty Rewards programs. 3413961275
Reposted by L•LindseySmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse 204123613416
Reposted by L•Lindseyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/11/2025You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team. 1460164
Reposted by L•LindseyRestore the Delta @restorethedelta.bsky.social · 27/10/2025🎃 Looking for some last-minute Halloween costume inspo? Look no further, here are FOUR Steal the Looks: Bay-Delta Edition! Which one are you dressing up as this halloween? 🌿 #stealthelook #baydelta #halloweencostumeidea #chinooksalmon #sandhillcrane #riparianwoodrat #deltasmelt 19727
Reposted by L•LindseyLucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025My 5yo got in trouble at school for talking to his friend too much so his teacher made him change tables, when I asked him about it he said “yeah but what she doesn’t know is everyone is my friend and I’m never going to stop talking”. I’ve never been so sure he’s my child. 766825
Reposted by L•LindseyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo 981573135
Reposted by L•Lindseykat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs. 91961260
Reposted by L•Lindseynose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 02/10/2025We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there 21152230
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 06/10/2025@clhubes.bsky.social I remember lots of Twitter posts back in the day about how your kids don’t sleep…did it ever get better? Looking for some hope here I’m dying 🫠 100
Reposted by L•Lindseypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young 85111499
Reposted by L•LindseyChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Nosferatu be or Nosferatu not to be 29616
Reposted by L•LindseyPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 05/10/2025A sex offender registry but for people with loud motorcycles and instead of going door to door to announce they live there they have to have a giant air horn pointing at their house that neighbors are allowed to trigger once a day. 5176852
Reposted by L•LindseyJennifer Nuzzo, DrPH, SM @jennifernuzzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025People are awesome. 092
Reposted by L•LindseyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Welcome to our new and improved doctor’s office! If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take. 1162376287
Reposted by L•LindseyPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Now, this, kids, is how you open an essay: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/o... 1065142
Reposted by L•Lindseythe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Tender respect for spiders. Freelance assassins in the bug war. No rent, no complaints, just vibes and beautiful death traps. goth roombas. 0689
Reposted by L•LindseyFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/08/2023ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh ANDRE: is it todae THOM: no it’s thomorrow STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets PHOEBE: they were phroe MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got GEOFF: me too i’m geolous 13589184
Reposted by L•LindseyNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Tchaikovsky's rivals having to begrudgingly admit that his new song really does sound like something a sugar plum fairy would dance to. 110417
Reposted by L•LindseyData Bear 🏳️🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 29/08/2025Fifth Third is the dumbest name for anything. 9652
Reposted by L•LindseyJeff Speck @jeffspeck.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Rule 78: Put Street Trees Almost Everywhere Street trees do it all, they... Cut crashes by 45% Raise home values 9% Boost retail sales 12% Clean air, cool streets, absorb stormwater, improve health, and make places more inviting Walkable City Rules www.amazon.com/Walkable-Cit... 15775166
