L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 7hIn podcast form it sounded like an interview with Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not hate, but didn’t want to live there anymore. Lots of people I grew up with do though 🤷♀️ 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The best thing is that you get to hear it twice every time it’s on! 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dad showed me a pic of him with the giant king salmon he just caught, so I hit my parents with your salmon joke and both laughed! Just a little workshopping if your audience is primarily Medicare recipients 0130
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The newest version of Moderna is amazing. I had almost no side effects and normally they hit me hard. 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pointing at my acne, “why do you have so many mosquito bites?” 021
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@timmiller.bsky.social you should listen to the latest episode of I Hate Bill Maher podcast at 53:30 to hear funny compliments directed at you 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Absolutely. Only kids that could make it the full 30 minutes of “soccer” for the preschoolers were the girls 030
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had a relative who owned a grocery store in the Great Plains. You don’t sue people, you do what he did—drive around town and make passive aggressive comments like, “they can’t pay their grocery tab, but they can afford a satellite dish…” 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know exactly what you mean. I think it’s so cute, and I’m also mortified when people have them holding signs saying their school name, teacher’s name, favorite movie, favorite food, etc. 😱 1100
Reposted by L•Lindseysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So sorry for your loss. I have a Husker grandma too. One time a telemarketer called and she said, “for goodness sake, there’s a game on!” and promptly hung up. Seems like our grandmas would have been friends, and there’s actually a nonzero they were…not that many people in Nebraska lol 000
Reposted by L•LindseyFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268106332
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I put this in the category of “content for the sake of content” and it’s a great argument for why we need less content 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Had this problem, don’t smash them it makes them worse. They release a chemical and more respond. Vacuum them up and get something like this and put little lines of it around where they are www.lowes.com/pd/Combat-Co...lowes.com 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I sheepishly told a friend that I didn’t know McCain was a senator from AZ until I saw it in a front page story during 2008 election and he said, “who’s John McCain?” 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Excuse my ignorance, but what would this mean for regular people? Bread will be extremely expensive or we won’t be able to even find it? Or something else? 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 04/08/2026@oldmanweldon.bsky.social listen to The Dollop’s latest podcast episode (745) at the 35 minute mark for a lil treat 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’ve basically had no illnesses at all since getting the vaccines. I don’t attribute it to the vaccines I just think it’s a funny correlation when elected officials act like I’ve already died 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’m failing at finding it. But I will keep trying and will definitely take note if I hear it again. Sorry to alarm you! 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Had a friend who had to submit paperwork every year to say that she was STILL BLIND in order to qualify for a special bus route. 030
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I was mainlining podcasts to get me through cleaning so let me see if I can remember which one was playing while I vacuumed the stairs 100
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@bosh.worstpossible.world I got an eerie ad today that I can only assume was made by an AI voice trained on all of your podcasts 😱 100
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Babysitting a kid in an apartment who had a yet-to-be-discovered ear infection, he cried for hours. A grown man knocked on the door and said “that baby has been crying for hours!” My young self had the wherewithal to look at him and say, “I know!” then closed the door. 021
Reposted by L•LindseyJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292382070
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Genuinely happy my child likes dance because participation and competition is not gendered at all. Can be happy and healthy and exercise and learn teamwork without being subject to harassment 000
Reposted by L•LindseyPolly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday 602218082562
Reposted by L•Lindseymothra stewart @gorl.gay · 19/06/2026love drinking water that's so cold it feels medically significant 29755158
Reposted by L•LindseyRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 16/06/2026Where you'll see a rare bird. Thanks to @ryanfm.bsky.social's newsletter for teaching me about the Cabanis's ground-sparrow that lives behind the walmart 431676478
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It’s so funny to accuse people who are flying on airplanes of living in too much fear…these are people who are just living their lives with an extra accessory, not people allowing fear to inhibit their activities. 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Genuinely wondering what you mean, I don’t know what you’re referring to. All I know is the current one blames him for everything but I assumed that was bluster? 120
Reposted by L•LindseyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The people in that emergency life raft are more relaxed than I’ve ever been 48836161
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Is this one of the shirts you posted about yesterday?? 000
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Could see a gas station from a parking garage today. It was $4.09. I came out 2 hours later and it was $4.69 010
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@gonebabygone.bsky.social can you tell me your top podcasts? I started listening to Knowledge Fight based on some of your posts. I already listen to I Hate Bill Maher. 110
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My toddler overheard me telling my mom about the eyeball shirt I ordered from you for my cousin back in October, and she STILL asks me everyone once in a while, “Mama, what about that time you saw that big eyeball?” 040
Reposted by L•LindseyRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH 504968907
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I hate it so much. Wish I could give every teen mom a hug and a chance to take a nap. 061
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Aren’t the women in favor of this the most likely to vote how their husbands vote anyway? So would net fewer votes for their preferred candidates? 110
L•Lindsey @outomition.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This freaks me out so much. Can it be reversed if funding is restored? 010
