Reposted by Josh RileyTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see* 1393310584
Reposted by Josh Rileydan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112902557
Reposted by Josh RileyJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/10/2026"I was always really conscious of having the appropriate amenities," Mike Tomlin says of bathroom counts in the Minecraft buildings he began 12 years agoyoutube.comEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 219714
Reposted by Josh RileyACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ground to Air Message: THATS FINE NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE THIS IS A DISASTER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #ad04a55d7e5 F: #f089ad6543d 112523
Reposted by Josh RileyDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting my day making some art. 281625488
Reposted by Josh RileyAndrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The problem with "the meeting" as an institution is that it's often a clash of culture between people whose job is just meetings and people who have other stuff they need to be doing 34513
Reposted by Josh RileyJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is genuinely one of the oldest and most fundamental points about legislative authority to constrain would-be absolute kings. The king wants to govern without parliamentary oversight. Parliament says "you need us to authorize taxes and military spending." 3/ 21308185
Reposted by Josh Rileygem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771684
Reposted by Josh RileySeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Another way to commemorate 9/11 would be to not do any of this 591440233
Reposted by Josh RileyRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 04/09/2026what the fucking fuck www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/whitehouse.govArcade 7038083
Reposted by Josh RileyBalkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hello, newspaper? Yes, I wanted to make sure you saw that Mark Cuban got mad. Yeah, print it. 093
Reposted by Josh RileyJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026so how do we think this trio got it so wrong? NBA trial balloon? League office mole hunt? 5362164
Reposted by Josh Rileyactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 02/09/2026look, you can take away draft picks, but the banners fly forev- [touches earpiece] what do you mean they didn't win anything 213210
Josh Riley @onefootfade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You’d think if we re-oriented the entire economy around a new technology it would be able to generate more than one style of flyer. 000
Josh Riley @onefootfade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Have a runny nose with a mustache is whole other thing 000
Reposted by Josh Rileyc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Finnish nature photographer Lassi Rautiainen followed a female grey wolf (Canis lupus) & a male brown bear (Ursos arctos) for 10 days. They played together, shared meals, napped together. Both were young adults. They appeared to be... friends? (📷: Lassi Rautiainen, www.wildfinland.org) 643340772
Reposted by Josh RileyThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026Natural Selection Kills 38 Quadrillion Organisms In Bloodiest Day Yet theonion.com/natural-selection-kill… 985657
Reposted by Josh RileyAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control 13280241435
Reposted by Josh RileyMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sharks own the beach now. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. Humans have been forced into the water. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. The humans remember centuries ago when they owned the beach and they have returned, hungry. 1721613
Reposted by Josh RileyThe Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026That blue line is thick as hell. 2318
Reposted by Josh RileyHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026Companies are all in on selling folks the idea that it’s in your best interest for your products to “know you” as if you are getting a dedicated servant but what you are really getting is a spy.cnbc.comGM to launch its own in-vehicle AI system later this yearGeneral Motors plans to launch a proprietary in-vehicle artificial intelligence system that's better tailored for its customers later this year. 35648226
Reposted by Josh RileySoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026I just call them pants 4268041082
Reposted by Josh RileyPJ, Sports Enjoyer🇸🇪🇺🇸 @ptros.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You will never guess what this is in response to 1426438
Reposted by Josh Rileypublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026matthew always brings the receipts 6776053906
Reposted by Josh Rileyyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based 4042421539
Reposted by Josh RileyThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box theonion.com/not-that-important-emp… 461885166
Reposted by Josh Rileyceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2025my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy 344179143654
Reposted by Josh RileyAndrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Here's my approximate tally of complaints against King George that Donald Trump has also done. 0134
Reposted by Josh RileyID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Reports are trickling out that the spacecraft has split into nearly three dozen smaller UFO's, with the largest portion slowing to a stop in Earth's orbit. 210714
Josh Riley @onefootfade.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I don’t really need a lot for my birthday, but I would appreciate not getting extra spam from every company I’ve ever made a purchase from. 000
Reposted by Josh RileyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is bombshell stuff. 37281693601
Reposted by Josh RileyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 918181113033
Reposted by Josh RileyBrett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern. 2582535551
Josh Riley @onefootfade.bsky.social · 04/06/2026A government of the raw milk producers, for the raw milk producers, and by the raw milk producers 096
Reposted by Josh RileyAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay 1745251282
Josh Riley @onefootfade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026In a world where all the Texas Tech news is (usually deservedly) bad, shout out to Scott Pelley for being at least one cool notable alumnus. 020
Reposted by Josh Rileyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone 5784482505
Reposted by Josh RileyBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026if you would like to know more about @rooster.info here is the time he pulled a fast one on vivek ramaswamay in a way that, quite frankly, i still cannot believe happened www.rooster.info/p/vivek-rama...rooster.infoOperation Desperado: The long con of Vivek RamaswamyIt only takes one compliment to get the former presidential candidate to speak to your favorite football team. What happens next is entirely up to you. 1105
Reposted by Josh RileyThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228785840
Reposted by Josh RileyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS 171607200
Reposted by Josh RileyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026they were spelling against plumbers and milkmen (they hadn't passed all the laws against child labor yet) 62339
Reposted by Josh RileyDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Today in 'Google is Useless Now': I did a quick search to find out whether "Godspeed" is one word or two and... Google's AI thinks I'm just, what, talking to it and wishing it well? What are we doing. 815730
