Reposted by Old BonesJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot 212093308
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Slightly diminish a book. An Incredibly Large but Still Conceivable Amount of Jest 010
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026The singularity, but every iteration is stupider and more racist than the last. 000
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Just read that the Dilbert guy was ready to accept the light of Islam on his deathbed, but Allah said no. 000
Reposted by Old BonesYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now 71565306
Reposted by Old Bonesgreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/20257 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats 235622871
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Had a random idea at midnight last night. #art #procreateart ##digitalart 0100
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Facing the existential horrors of daily life: ahhhhhh (that's me yellin) 010
Reposted by Old BonesPeter Kafka @pkafka.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...businessinsider.comWe got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government. 11449233611
Reposted by Old BonesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Share if you like tacos or you’re my biological dad 210416
Reposted by Old BonesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died 2635002454
Reposted by Old BonesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/02/2024[baby knocks Burger King crown off my head] SEIZE HIM 06814
Reposted by Old BonesFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 17/01/2024[guy who’s completely misunderstood the term latin lover yet just might close the deal anyway] that pussy delenda est 215132
Reposted by Old BonesStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/11/2023The nuder Kimbra gets on her album covers the worse her albums get 5151
Reposted by Old Bonesan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner 5693232959
Reposted by Old Bonesskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/11/2023cranking hog???? cranking hog tonight queen??? 1368
Reposted by Old BonesChuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 23/11/2023TURN!!! IT!!! OFF!!! 261622570
Reposted by Old BonesBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 23/11/2023For reasons unknown to the public, Biden refused to pardon the turkey and it was executed by lethal injection at 10:27am EST 1237858
Reposted by Old BonesKL @kliakos.com · 22/11/2023I’m a bitch, I’m a lover of the films of Danny Glover Operation Dumbo Drop Lethal Weapon, he’s a cop 201502316
Reposted by Old BonesAAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 18/10/2023shouting "counterspell" at your niece's baptism 111492379
Reposted by Old BonesAsher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity 202657722
Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 13/11/2023"Beaten with hammers" this, "beaten with hammers" that. Whatever happened to being beaten with kindness? 000
Reposted by Old Bonesoak blanco @abomination.computer · 09/11/2023the purpose of life is to sleep poorly every night until you become so exhausted that you sleep good occasionally 0385
Reposted by Old BonesBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back 423963892
