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Old Bones

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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Third space: the Sea of Tranquility
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
But did he offer you 50% off on a million dollar deal?
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Watching reruns built character
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face? Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry? Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bout to get a Knife Guy cinematic universe.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Condolences in these trying times.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Preservation of mass, another very big deal to Transformers fans.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book. An Incredibly Large but Still Conceivable Amount of Jest
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Death Wish, a pivotal role.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not having to think about other people outside of their neighborhood as real.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
no roads refused
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Got 'im
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
But the slack is what they save all the slurs for
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The true self, the false self, etc
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Lesbian Blade of Frontiers
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The singularity, but every iteration is stupider and more racist than the last.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When we arrive, cobs and daughters
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You can take the resort monorail out there pretty easily.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I mean, he wasn't really a cartoonist either.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just read that the Dilbert guy was ready to accept the light of Islam on his deathbed, but Allah said no.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Deathbert.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It made sense when I realized I've definitely had the thought: "Well, it's less than $10."
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Honestly surprised Sinema didn't do this.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Sivako? More like see-um see vag-um, just um, gimme a minute. Umm...
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
An ass divided against itself cannot shit
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Huh, never seen a list I totally agree with before. Especially in regards to Eps 1 and 3.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It's like having Hot Snakes except they just come shootin out of you.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Christ
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Did you notice the words "niche" and "local"?
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The weed of deceit.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The lady who killed a nun?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3: 
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Olive Oil Loneliness Epidemic
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Just asking questions while slowly nudging the bottle of hemlock closer to my smoothie.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My bed is cold, and I must scream
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"So, what should I expect now that I'm a Werecrow?" "Well, your voice changes inexplicably every six to seven years."
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Lil' Sebastian in the Bardo
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The easing on that motion is amazing.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Good god, Lemon.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
A huge loss for Roll Fizzlebeef.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Prom king was Punch Rockgroin.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Had a random idea at midnight last night. #art #procreateart ##digitalart
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Cardinal Lawrence driving a tiny Italian car through the piazza, firing his revolver wildly out the window at Father Tedesco bearing down on him in an 18 wheeler as Sister Agnes reloads the bazooka in the back seat.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Facing the existential horrors of daily life: ahhhhhh (that's me yellin)
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I thought he was a bear?
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Peter Kafka @pkafka.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...
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We got a DOGE staff list. From a McKinsey alum to a former Clarence Thomas clerk, here are the workers powering Elon Musk's cost-cutting squad.
A list of White House DOGE staffers shows about 30 young tech, finance, and legal professionals remaking the federal government.
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Old Bones @oldbonesart.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The last thing a sausage sees.
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