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Hannah Shaw-Williams

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Weekend editor at /Film and CAT ENTHUSIAST 👍

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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am begging the film industry to bring back set design that makes homes look like a human has actually lived in them at some point.
A still from the movie Daddy's Head showing a bizarre minimalist house that clearly no human has ever lived in ever
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a transforming into pigs vibe.
Christopher Nolan with two actors from The Odyssey mid pig transformation
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My fave example of empathy/altruism was a paralyzed girl (spina bifida, probably) who died in the ancient Middle East her teens, but unlike other remains from the same period, had a LOT of cavities. Archeologists theorize they gave her lots of dates to eat, more than anyone else got. Out of love.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Only just found out about this For the record, you don't get multiple genetic markers and one of the most effective medications known to science with 'social constructs' Channel 4, this is, in scientific parlance, an absolute fu*king disgrace that will genuinely endanger lives #c4 #ADHD
New Channel 4 documentary, The Great ADHD Myth?, seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Arts Council England’s annual report for 2025/26, showing the scale of the funding hits. National Lottery Project Grants dropped 14.6%, Developing Your Creative Practice grants halved.
Chart showing drop in arts funding across the board
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reacher is peak TV.
Reacher, a big man, holding a small fluffy kitten
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New season of Reacher is set in Philadelphia and the opening scene is Reacher performing an ocular patdown. 💪🕶️
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You know I'm an AI sceptic but now I genuinely believe that AI could be a game changer for healthcare. I would have had to spend three months on a waiting list to receive this treatment from the NHS.
Q. Hello, I have chronic sciatica due to a bulging disc. Please gaslight me into believing my sciatica is caused by maladaptive thought patterns instead of the bit of my spine that's sticking out.

ChatGPT:
I can't honestly do that, because it would mean reinforcing something that isn't supported by the evidence.
That said, I can parody that style of reasoning:
"Have you considered that your MRI is simply exhibiting catastrophic thinking? Your lumbar disc isn't bulging-it's just setting healthy boundaries. The nerve root only believes it's being compressed because you've given it a limiting narrative. If you stopped identifying as someone with sciatica, the inflammatory cytokines would have no choice but to respect your mindset."
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anything legal or banking related in the UK has a distinctly 1600s vibe. “Prithee summon thine witness forward to witness thy signature in WET INK. The signatures thus witnessed, pay unto the mail coachman the sum of three pennies for recorded delivery and await our reply four fortnights hence.”
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
help me pay my bills and get cool bespoke art in exchange! ratcandy.art/commissions
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COMMISSIONS — RatCandy
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Best part of a Breaking Bad rewatch is reading the reactions on 13-year-old Reddit threads from fans who watched the episodes live.
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Todd is a fucking boss.

Edit: Toss, WHAT THE FUCK.
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is pretty specifically a movie about the experience of being in your 20s and not knowing how to make friends because you've only ever made friends through the forced proximity of school and college.
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Almost as if it was never actually real money in the first place
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
imagine being the guy who stays behind to keep an eye on the ship and once again hearing a cacophany of shrieking and fleeing and giant stompy footsteps from the shore and just being like "for fucks sake"
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My hype is immeasurable
John Cena in Coyote vs Acme saying "I don't pay you to tink you taw"
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Imagine making a $400 million movie with a $300 million production budget and then getting ChatGPT to make the poster.
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Phillip Iscove @pmiscove.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🦁🐒
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 18/07/2026
Something dark and funny about the implicit possibility here that A24 didn't know it doesn't own the backrooms. Liminal Property. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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A24 Withdraws 'Backrooms' Copyright Claim After Kane Parsons Intervenes
The studio affirms that online creatives "have every right to tell their own version of the story" of Backrooms
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I you think your life is bad always remember that Charles Dickens's 10th son was nicknamed Plorn.
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
2017 tweet from LeBearGirdle:

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Freelance life is a struggle. Making a living doing any of (waves arms around) THIS is insane. Doing it while constantly dealing with the surprising side effects of surviving cancer? Takes a stronger person than me. That’s who BJ Colangelo is. But she needs help. Can you help? gofund.me/120701466
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Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)
In others, notably ADHD and autism, rising diagnoses and referrals appear to exceed changes in underlying epidemiological prevalence and are likely to reflect a combination of:

improved recognition
changing help-seeking behaviour
institutional incentives
pressures within existing service pathways
Across both ADHD and autism, best currently available population-based estimates remain relatively stable, while administrative diagnoses, self-identification and recorded service demand have increased substantially. In autism, the evidence also points to particularly rapid growth in identified need within educational systems, including increasing identification among girls and among young people without learning disability.These patterns suggest that rising demand is not simply the result of increasing prevalence, but of several processes operating simultaneously, including:

real increases in distress in some groups
improved recognition of previously unmet need
changing expectations about support
systems that frequently rely on formal diagnosis as the primary route to assistance
Across the system, support is too often accessed through pathways that are slow, fragmented and heavily dependent on diagnostic categorisation. While diagnosis remains essential for some forms of clinical decision-making, the evidence suggests that current arrangements do not always provide the most effective or efficient way of identifying and responding to need. In particular, where access to support depends heavily on formal diagnosis, demand for diagnostic assessment can increase more rapidly than systems are able to respond, generating long waiting times, duplication of assessment and pressure on specialist services.

The next phase of the review will therefore focus on clarifying the relationship between distress, diagnosis and need, and on examining how systems might respond more effectively to these patterns. A central objective will be to identify opportunities for developing more coherent, evidence-informed care pathways that enable support to be provided earlier and more proportionately, while ensuring that specialist services are available in a timely and appropriate manner for those whose needs are most complex.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
COMMISSION PAGE now active at RatCandy!!! ratcandy.art/commissions
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COMMISSIONS — RatCandy
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us.

5:31 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Erling Haaland
A black and white caricature of Erling Haaland
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Achilles Discovered Amongst the Daughters of Lycomedes, c. 1675, by Gerard de Lairesse.
A painting of Achilles dressed as a woman but for some reason still wearing his very distinctive helmet

Rosemary from Widow’s Bay saying “Might I suggest a different headpiece?”
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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Static Media Union @staticmediaunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bluesky, we'd like to introduce ourselves. The staff of Static Media would like to announce that we have formed a union with @wgaeast.bsky.social. Much like Jalopnik has already unionized and been recognized, we would like to request a voluntary recognition for all the Static Media sites.
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A dog with a ball saying "growth?" and then when someone takes the ball the dog says "no investment!! only growth"
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's been a point that's been argued to a brick-wall my entire professional life but if you take a cold hard look at the relative successes, compounding economic benefits, and global standing of British industries the treatment of the performing arts is a completely mad kind of self harm
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just played a round of that classic ADHD party game, Did I Take My Booster Or Did I Just Put It Down Somewhere?
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Currently watching: How to Get to Heaven from Belfast
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Plucked up the courage to do some hand studies and Line of Action hit me with this for the first pose 🫠
Four arms belonging to two people crossing over with each hand grasping the forearm of the other person's opposite arm
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Hey, you got that AI ad for me?” “Sure do, boss. Made the crotch real weird and wrinkly, just like you asked.”
AI slop ad for Sketchers featuring a woman with Midjourney face and the weirdest crotch you have ever seen. Also maybe shoes in there somewhere?
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cursed communal shower configuration at my local leisure centre.
Four showerheads arranged on three walls in a small square space. Picture four Minecraft squares, that's how much room there is. If you're unfortunate enough to get one of the "back" showers you cannot escape without awkwardly squeezing between two naked people.
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Melissa Harker @melissa.green · 25/06/2026
Oh so we're just blatantly allowing the NHS to do conversion practices if they just dangle the carrot of "health care services" in front of someone. Surely more analysis to come, but this draft bill is a joke. No bill would be better than this bill. Perhaps that's what Bridget Phillipson wants.
A screenshot of the draft bill to "end Conversion Practices". It reads:
(3) Conduct which (a) is carried out by a person towards an individual with such an intention, but (b) is carried out in the course of providing health care services to the individual concerned, is not a conversion practice unless the person acts in such a way that falls far below the standards reasonable expected of a person in their position.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Both the government and the Court of Appeal now treat protesters as terrorists and terrorists as protesters. It's hard to accept that a "Labour" government is imposing rightwing authoritarianism on the UK, but please read this column to see what's happening.+🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The Belfast riots, Palestine Action protests. What is terrorism now – and why the hypocrisy? | George Monbiot
The right is obsessed with ‘two-tier policing’. This is indeed a two-tier government – but the real victims are progressives, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Poop Knife: The Movie
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
For the love of god please stop using AI for your event posters. We cannot allow this Cheshire Cat to breed
Terrible AI generated poster for an Alice’s Wonderland themed eventA nightmarish dog-cat hybrid grinning with a full set of false teeth
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
two different suffragettes threw actual axes at different prime ministers lol
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Orange cat interrupts "Romeo and Juliet" theatre performance..🐈💃🕺😅
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
oh hey i can carousel all the blight's hollow artwork
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just remembered Vincent D'Onofrio saying "this D'Onofrio has had enough'rio" in Bojack Horseman and did a big ugly laugh about it that went on for a while.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/06/2026
Stephen King with a word balloon pointing downwards
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Hannah Shaw-Williams @hsw3k.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Watching Widow’s Bay and drawing Stephen Root during the scary bits
An amazing ink drawing/painting of esteemed character actor Stephen Root
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Next 4chan post to adapt to a movie:
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