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odd flamingo

@oddflamingo.bsky.social
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25M & going through a quarter-life crisis. posting random thoughts 💭

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 07/05/2025
It's terrible that India is bombing Pakistan. Bombing other countries never helps anyone. Both countries are Nuclear powers. All of civilization is at risk. Nuclear powers cannot go to war without risking us all.
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The only thing I know about people is that they'll leave, no matter how much they mean to you.
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2025
it’s wild that they spent so much time teaching us history in school and basically no time teaching us future
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 05/04/2025
1. Stop assuming people announce all their activism on social media. 2. Stop demanding people announce all their activism on social media. 3. Stop deriding people for not announcing all their activism on social media. 4. Dunking on people on social media isn't activism and isn't praxis.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/04/2025
"Those innocent women and children were all blown to pieces." Jamal al-Mdhoun from Khan Younis tells Al Jazeera how he survived Israeli bombing of a residential home that killed at least 9 Palestinians. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ytjf1h
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
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BERGΛMΛX @bergamax.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A friendly advice to have a great Sunday: forget your phone and be a child!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/04/2025
it’s incredible trump has created a way for him to be the least popular president in history and then get back in and become even less popular than his first time. astounding accomplishment frankly
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
morning routine: 6:00 wake up 6:01 cry 7:00 get out of bed 7:01 cry 8:00 lay back down 8:01 cry
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
An app that gets you out of boring conversations by making your phone ring when you say a code word.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 30/03/2025
Upcoming AI feature in server OS: Windows Advanced racks, running the newest windows server copilot OS, now have robotic arms that can retrieve coffee for the system administrators, triggered by the servers internal stress sensors.
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∙ ᴘᴀᴜʟɪɴᴀ ∙ @iamthepaulina.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
There are people who are bothered and offended by the fact that the rest of us use common sense.
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subatomic-particle.bsky.social @subatomic-particle.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Time exists because we cease to exist
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
life is tough but at least there are cats, and some of them are in the box.
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Ben "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 29/03/2025
Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Whenever I have a fever, I always start conversations with, "If I don't make it..."
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wait. Are laws just for the lower classes?
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/03/2025
Git: the only software where two nerds can get excited over the word "beef"
Discord conversation between me and perchbird:

NotNite: HOLY SHIT
NotNite: (screenshot of Git commit on GitHub with SHA "beef081")
NotNite: BEEF COMMIT
perchbird: oh my god
perchbird: THAT'S BEEF
NotNite: IT'S BEEF!!!
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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 30/03/2025
Billionaires don't 'create jobs' - consumer demand creates jobs. Billionaires just hoard the profits those jobs generate.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 30/03/2025
‘Eid of Sadness’ Gaza marks festival amid Israeli bombings, lack of food — in pictures aje.io/dpn42m
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 30/03/2025
It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.
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Jubilee ❣️ @16pxl.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
streetlight solace 💜🌙✨ #pixelart
a pixel art scene depicting an urban city scape. There’s a streetlight illuminating a cherry blossom tree as the focal point. The viewer is standing on the street, where there’s rain reflecting sky colors. 

The background shows a city with city lights. There’s a pink sunset and small crescent moon.
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m happy to announce that I’ve lived long enough to witness the release of the worst-rated movie in the history of the universe.
A screenshot from IMDB for Disney’s Snow White released in 2025 showing 1.5 rating out of 10.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 29/03/2025
Did you know? Chromosome testing in sports has been done before and was stopped because cisgender people repeatedly learned that their chromosomes didn’t match their assigned sex. — Something the “XX and XY only” crowd seems to have forgotten.
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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 29/03/2025
Here's another simple life hack. Always admit when you're wrong, when you realize you are wrong, and quickly as possible. You won't even believe me when I tell you what happens... No one cares... They forget you were even wrong because you cleared it up so quickly, and easily.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 29/03/2025
Oh my 😂
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✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙠 𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙭𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙪𝙗𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩. 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙨. 🍰
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
hey this whole "simply telling someone when I'm upset by something" thing is kind of a lifehack what the fuck
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
🙂
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
One of my favorite things, among a million other things, about being on the PNW for the past 1.5 weeks, is that everyone I’ve stayed with has extensive knowledge about nature and the natural world, and is incredibly interested in the world and caring for it. It’s extremely refreshing and hopeful.
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
real ideas don’t need chasing, the best ones come when the time is right.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I am so tired
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Victoria Ying @victoriaying.com · 29/03/2025
User: *Posts A*I generated image* Me: Oh, so you’re advertising that you’re a coward?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
When you have to sit there and watch somebody use the internet less efficiently than you
Dennis Reynolds saying “I have contained my rage as long as possible”
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🅰️bacus 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇹🇼 @handle.invalid · 29/03/2025
Musk's xAI buys Musk's X social media platform for $33 billion in all stock deal
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Cravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
humans are fucking awesome and cool. And when a human makes art, it's like... oh my god
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odd flamingo @oddflamingo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Sorry I didn’t answer your call. I was tracing old scars with new worries that never needed to be touched.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Dear Aliens, Now, more than ever, is a good time to invade us.
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/03/2025
Sad to see all the people on here ridiculing the concept of AI girlfriends. We’ll see who’s laughing when they figure out how to make jpegs turn alive
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Pammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The older you get, the more you choose silence over disagreements and distance over disrespect. Drama becomes intolerable to you, and your peace becomes your ultimate priority. You start surrounding yourself with people who are good for your mental health, heart, and soul.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
can't wait til I retire and get to collect my social security payments in the form of ape nft's
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Katria Raden @katriaraden.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I cannot bear to be online right now, bc the conversation around gAI can't seem to move past a certain point, and I see people have exact same arguments with people now that I did in late 2022, and nothing's changed. Ppl don't have the capacity to grasp facts, or it isn't in their interest to do so.
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