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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Hearing my cat puke at 3am: 😴😠 Not hearing my cat puke at 3am: 😴🚽🚶‍♂️🦶🤢

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: Shoot for the moon , even if you miss you’ll be far away from your responsibilities.

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Hello Moon with a Face

ALT: Hello Moon with a Face

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This shit is INSANE.

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Jen Resists 🌊 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @jenbellona.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Incidentally, I hear that, due to global chip shortages, it'll be 2028 before Yandex manages to restore itself to where it was.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The people who screamed that children would be emotionally scarred by hearing a drag queen read “Jack and the Beanstalk” are OK with those same children watching Pete Hegseth’s livestream of a man getting his brains blown out by a bunch of guns.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

RFK Jr: Well, actually…

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We really need a new round of Professor Von Drake educational shorts...

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everybody talks about the weather, but never wants to build a Weather Dominator™ to do anything about it.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What a fool on the hill in the rain believes: in magic.

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is what happens when you don't proofread your speech to text...

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey pinterest, if I click a pin of a recipe, it means I wanna see the recipe... not zoom in and enhance 1/16th of a chicken croquet.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god ME: you too

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉʳᶜᶦᵃˡˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿ?

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/09/2026

Monday is scary here, take this teeny tiny owl

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IYKYK... which could be problematic 😵‍💫

AI generated of "Roko's Basilisk" in Rocko's modern life style... Roko's basilisk is a famous internet thought experiment suggesting that a future artificial superintelligence might retroactively torture anyone who knew about its potential creation yet failed to help bring it into existence.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎙...aaaand, if elected, I will make sure that saying "fuck you" to lookie-loos 5 minutes before closing will be federally protected speech...

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

$Meme where omniman mocks fighter jets labeled "Canadian Mac & Cheese Flavored Soda," and Omniman is labeled "Amercian contaminated food recalls." Omniman says, "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"$

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kid: *points and begs* Mom: no, we have spoiled dressings at home.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ya know, there's an awful lot of not enough bad things happening to bad people going on these days... 🫤

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.nbcnews.com/select/shopp...

text of the recall article about hand soap containing bacteria with Loki at the bottom saying you had one job

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They need to add slot machine sound effects to gas pumps.

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting

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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!

a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.

Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.

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Full Name @muzzleblast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"You need to get out of your comfort zone. Here's a better idea: Why don't YOU get out of my comfort zone??

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They say you shouldn’t bring a knife to a gunfight, but what if there’s cake? Have you tried cutting cake with a gun

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

broken pickaxe? dead canary? collapsed tunnel? these are all miner inconveniences

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only is the genie out of the bottle, it's calling from inside the house...

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

2004: google answers your question 2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question 2024: google makes up an answer to your question 2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Imagine a Vice President of the United States getting a fact-check Community Note that the heckler was right and you are lying. These people just can’t stop lying.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026

When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music

Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yikes, the other 3 checks Never came…

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Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.

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