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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 3h

Price of Halloween candy too high? Why not go back to giving out pennies to Trick-or-Treaters? They're collectables now.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Hearing my cat puke at 3am: 😴😠 Not hearing my cat puke at 3am: 😴🚽🚶‍♂️🦶🤢

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: Shoot for the moon , even if you miss you’ll be far away from your responsibilities.

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Hello Moon with a Face

ALT: Hello Moon with a Face

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This shit is INSANE.

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Jen Resists 🌊 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @jenbellona.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Incidentally, I hear that, due to global chip shortages, it'll be 2028 before Yandex manages to restore itself to where it was.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The people who screamed that children would be emotionally scarred by hearing a drag queen read “Jack and the Beanstalk” are OK with those same children watching Pete Hegseth’s livestream of a man getting his brains blown out by a bunch of guns.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

RFK Jr: Well, actually…

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We really need a new round of Professor Von Drake educational shorts...

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everybody talks about the weather, but never wants to build a Weather Dominator™ to do anything about it.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What a fool on the hill in the rain believes: in magic.

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is what happens when you don't proofread your speech to text...

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All the easy-to-open fruitcup trees died out in the 1920s due to a fungus. Modern fruitcup trees' yields retain more juice as a side effect of the disease resistent, tougher to peel exterior that was bred into them.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Although it was a very alluring parsley flake, I must say.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey pinterest, if I click a pin of a recipe, it means I wanna see the recipe... not zoom in and enhance 1/16th of a chicken croquet.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god ME: you too

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃⁿʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉʳᶜᶦᵃˡˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿ?

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 28/09/2026

Monday is scary here, take this teeny tiny owl

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

IYKYK... which could be problematic 😵‍💫

AI generated of "Roko's Basilisk" in Rocko's modern life style... Roko's basilisk is a famous internet thought experiment suggesting that a future artificial superintelligence might retroactively torture anyone who knew about its potential creation yet failed to help bring it into existence.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎙...aaaand, if elected, I will make sure that saying "fuck you" to lookie-loos 5 minutes before closing will be federally protected speech...

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

$Meme where omniman mocks fighter jets labeled "Canadian Mac & Cheese Flavored Soda," and Omniman is labeled "Amercian contaminated food recalls." Omniman says, "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!"$

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kid: *points and begs* Mom: no, we have spoiled dressings at home.

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

burnt the roof of my mouth just reading this post but yes

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ya know, there's an awful lot of not enough bad things happening to bad people going on these days... 🫤

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.nbcnews.com/select/shopp...

text of the recall article about hand soap containing bacteria with Loki at the bottom saying you had one job

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The New World Otter @nwot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They need to add slot machine sound effects to gas pumps.

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What does a sniper position at Memorial Circle actually defend against? Not China. Not a submarine. Not a missile. It overlooks a bridge, a traffic circle, and the front door of the National Mall. Those are places where Americans march. www.jackhopkinsnow.com