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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 38m
This is quite possibly the most horrifying thing I’ve heard.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein
Q john lennon last words
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
So far. Give him time and it will get worse. It always does
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Semafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026
Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 30/09/2026
Totalitarianism
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone in Law Enforcement knows that the undocumented ‘rapists, killers, drug dealers’ are ALREADY IN PRISON. When they get out of jail we ALREADY DEPORT THEM to their country of origin. I saw it happen daily. 🤬 Known 🔪 aren’t on the streets. It was always going to be regular people hunted/abused.
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s quite painful as a woman who graduated in the 90’s, to see that we have not progressed an inch. Even as I watch the moving activism of the young women on campus, it still feels painfully familiar. I was them, we did this, I don’t want my daughter to make the same motions with the same rage.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brides by JC Penny circa 1982 🫣
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't like modern country because I think it's dogshit. Choosin' Texas is dogshit. This article is also dogshit.
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huang: *snaps fingers* Hey you, my assistant left to get me a latte, help me get home - I don’t know my address. Guy on Street: throat punches Huang, steals his $500,000 watch, expensive loafers, and leaves him in the gutter. Me: Hmm, we have indeed lost some fine intellectual dexterity 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
Alt: Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
don't get mad at me. how was I supposed to know the cat was supposed to stay in the bag?
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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I really want to reply to this because I have tried to find the right reusable water bottle for ages. Just failure after failure. It’s honestly depressing. They are all disappointing. Probably for the best that I can’t reply
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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I knew there was a reason I started this account
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s always the ones you suspectmax… www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...
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SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging
The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 18/09/2026
Honduran riot cops are evicting an afro-indigenous Garifuna community so that a foreign billionaire can use their ancestral islands to film the reality TV show "Survivor."
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW: Brown Brothers Media is the most successful media company you've never heard of. For years, its success was fueled by AI, fake writers, and fake reporting. When we started asking questions, BBM started mass-deleting content. Somehow, what came next was even worse. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I think you’re exactly right here. AIs are decision making machines. By wrapping the AI products in a natural language interface they are presenting them as highly anthropomorphic. Naming the decision making steps as thought or any sort of reasoning plays into the illusion.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A modest proposal. The current people building the future are fucking it up. We want some better people to build the future. Perhaps even a future not built by pedophiles and oligarchs and fans of autocracy.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you
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Notreez @notreez.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Nextdoor poetry
A screenshot of a post from Nextdoor reading “I need a knife to cut the coconut. I break my knives.” Above a picture of two coconuts, one of which has a groove on it. A yellow chef’s knife is in the lower left corner. It does not appear to be damaged.
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e-mart @emarten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Willem Dafoe's Intense Smile Meme
ALT: Willem Dafoe's Intense Smile Meme
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 12/09/2026
m: *snapping fingers* waiter: ... yes? m: yes, garçon, I am wonderi-- waiter: sir, if you are about to ask when we'll be "serving cunt" again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
doctor: on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst pain you can imagine, how much does it hurt? me: three? doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye me: and a VERY vivid imagination
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes I can't tell what is real and I blame 90% of it on swole Carrot Top
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Be kind but not too nice that's fucking annoying.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/09/2026
The Internet Archive has an absolutely amazing tool that lets you search for animated GIFs from Geocities, just FYI: gifcities.org
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It would be pretty impressive if this whole thing was a decades-long plan to get the richest try-hards in the world to all climb into the same wicker man.
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Burning Man co-founder says festival ‘has lost its soul’
Today, the desert festival is known for drawing ultra-wealthy attendees
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m going to end up making these horrific videos in a damp factory one day aren’t I? My boss will be 30 years younger than me and won’t know who any of the people are. He’ll have gone through Hegseth’s mandatory military service, so he’ll call me the c word and smell like hair gel and BuzzBallz.
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I Hate It And My Cats Hate It
Alt: I Hate It And My Cats Hate It
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Black Ghost 👻 @zillaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you watch this without sound he looks exactly like Jiminy Glick!
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Jiminy Glick Crying Interview
Alt: Jiminy Glick Interview (there aren’t very many JG gifs available)
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 01/09/2026
You do not got to hand it to him
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes
a jar of “intimate area whitening gel”
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 27/08/2026
New from me: The Stans of Artificial Intelligence. A look at the flood of stanmail that is ruining one of the few tangible perks of being a writer of books medium.com/the-berger-d...
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The Stans of Artificial Intelligence
They wrote me, but I still ain’t callin’
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