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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was my favorite interaction.
Dazed_Slickman2 posts:
Been a big fan of your work since I was young.
I must ask as it has been bugging me for quite some time; When Judge Doom was defeated in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit", why did you choose to side hug the Road Runner rather than eat him? Mind you, this was the closest you got to capturing him in your thousands and thousands of attempts. 

Under this comment is a still from the movie, with Wile side hugging the RR. 

WileECoyoteAMA posted a reply image with Wile E Coyote with kind of a shocked face (like he’d been caught doing something bad), and he’s pointing to a sign that reads: It was an emotional day.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the 1780s and 90s George Washington kept his Philadelphia-based household staff enslaved despite Pennsylvania’s gradual abolition laws by trafficking them out of the state and back into the state to reset the clock every 6 months despite the fact that he had publicly supported the laws.
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nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Solidarity Forever
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Stella ✨ @iamwhatyousay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i found out that swedish people put bananas in their tacos and now i feel so offended, that i understand those who complain about pineapple on pizza.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Do not trust the DA or the police, part 4837594858282858572
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
Bender from Futurama riding a tidal wave in a rickety boat yelling “curse you merciful Poseidon”
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nice NPR tote… you fucking jock
C-SPAN 2 Book TV: television for serious readers
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Apricot season has started in CAs San Joaquin Valley. "Saul" shares, "I get paid 1.50 per bucket. This is my first time working this job. It is very tiring I must use a ladder to go up and down to pick the upper cuts from the tree." #WeFeedYou
A worker harvesting apricots
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Queen of the Brendamned @bhay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Obama lives rent-free in Trump’s head, making him the first black man any Trump has ever rented to.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The cast of The Odyssey has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mamdani: When I am speaking about AIPAC, I’m speaking about an organization that has fought any attempt to actually deliver safety to people not just in Palestine but, frankly, throughout much of the region. And it is a status quo of immorality. It is one that I will not accept.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026
Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
ALT







‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
ALT

Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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‪Fleer‬
 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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 ‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise.
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Mikal Bridges' Surprised Reaction at Knicks Game
ALT: Mikal Bridges' Surprised Reaction at Knicks Game
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get
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Decision Desk HQ @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary #DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Daytona Slim @daytonaslim.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
To hell with a salary cap, I hope the MLBPA sticks it to the owners. MLB should be nationalized because the owners all suck. Teams should be publicly owned.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sacco and Vanzetti and Grogu
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
AOC on possibly running for the Senate or President: They assume my ambition is a title or a seat. My ambition is way bigger than that. My ambition is to change this country. Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.
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Michael D. Green, PhD @michaeldgreen.phd · 06/05/2026
Important new study out today highlighting unequal impact of NIH grant terminations. “If the NIH is to serve the health of all Americans, it requires urgent course correction to ensure all scientific careers are sustained without targeted discrimination.” www.thelancet.com/journals/TLR...
thelancet.com
Targeted termination of scientific grants and minoritised researcher status in a national survey: a cross sectional analysis
Grant terminations targeting health research for BIPOC and SGM communities have disproportionately targeted the careers of BIPOC, SGM, and female researchers and researchers from disadvantaged backgro...
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
this is what being in UAW feels like sometimes tbh
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 18/04/2026
So the whole thing comes down to the pope denying that Jesus was pro-war? Is this why I keep seeing reports that Leo and Trump are
"feuding"?
Yes, but that framing, which is all over the media, is totally wrong. Leo and Trump aren't "feuding," and Trump did not "hit back," "strike back," or "return fire" against the pope. Trump has repeatedly launched unprovoked military actions that he and his lieutenants have attempted to cloak in the language of Christian righteousness. The pope has said that Christian righteousness is incompatible with unprovoked war. Trump has publicly mocked, derided, and attacked the pope; the pope hasn't attacked Trump at all.
A feud requires the participation of two people. If you say, "We should respect the sovereignty of each individual, for we are all children of God," and I say,
"Fuck you, you dirty hippie," what we have is not a feud. What we have is a principled person trying to have a conversation with an asshole.
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Never Again must mean Never Again. To Jews, or to anyone else. (3/3)
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Tyler Maun @tylermaun.com · 02/04/2026
Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat
The Texas Rangers' "9th Inning Rally Sombrero"Homer Simpson's strikingly similar nacho sombrero
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Cameron "SpaceDoddyssey" Dodd @spacedoddyssey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Early in his career, William Randolph Hearst famously joked that if his papers kept losing $1 million a year, he'd lose all his money in 60 years. If the Post continues to lose $100 million a year, it will take Jeff Bezos 2000 years to lose his money.
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Brenda 💙💛📎🍁 @bemuse1919.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Making the rounds on FB:
Photo of Greg Bovino in one of his Border -Patrol cos-play outfits with the words "just saw Greg Bovino referred to as '1/3 Reich' and it absolutely made my day "
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 25/01/2026
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wael Tarabishi, the last person I wrote about for the Star-Telegram, died on Friday. Wael’s health declined rapidly after his father and primary caretaker, Maher, was detained by ICE last fall. The Tarabishi family believes that if Maher had not been arrested, Wael would still be alive. I do too.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
clever sign at ICE protest in MPLS
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 23/01/2026
I just realized (MacKenzie) Gore and Vidal (Bruján) were both traded today.
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nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A public institution should serve the public and I’m glad to see so many of my colleagues agree from @rpsp-uaw.bsky.social
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 12/01/2026
Students at Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis are walking out to protest ICE days after a clash between U.S. Border Patrol agents and protesters at the school. 📸: Jerry Holt
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlightThe peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?
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Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mandy Patinkin singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow with PS 22 chorus at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social inauguration
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🎃 Norah “Cabin in the” Woodsey 🎃 @norahwoodsey.com · 30/12/2025
Incredible lol
Screenshot of duckduckgo showing one of the interviewees in three separate pieces from the NYT
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