nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026too soonstatic.klipy.comMaude Flanders' Unfortunate Fall in The SimpsonsALT: Maude Flanders' Unfortunate Fall in The Simpsons 010 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I have been waiting decades to talk about "Army Ants" 010 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now you've got me wondering what happens if there's no G5? Do Los Motas get bumped to the first home game of the NLCS? Or next year, should the unfortunate occur? 100 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh michael, can we wait to talk about the lockout until november at least? 000 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You're telling me this isn't a wrestling match?static.klipy.comI Don't Believe You - April Fools Day MemeALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme 011 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard 433239414 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190905452 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wait till they find out where their monarchs are from 000 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Dodgers hit 4 HRs in a span of 7 batters and the Giants' best hitter and entire future walked into a plumbing fixture. I like it when the world gives Grant Bisbee material. 0110 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329252975775 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialIan Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span 17895114 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Google Gemini presents a new game show: AI Slop or 5 five guys with, like, opinions" 020 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialTom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This was my favorite interaction. 330275 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialSarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In the 1780s and 90s George Washington kept his Philadelphia-based household staff enslaved despite Pennsylvania’s gradual abolition laws by trafficking them out of the state and back into the state to reset the clock every 6 months despite the fact that he had publicly supported the laws. 81237495 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialStella ✨ @iamwhatyousay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i found out that swedish people put bananas in their tacos and now i feel so offended, that i understand those who complain about pineapple on pizza. 341208 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Is this British for “thoughts and prayers?” 0111 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."... 1852397530 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This would be the opposite of Manfred Face, then 010 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Amazing that Jeff Kent didn’t give him a shoutout during his HoF speech from one Giant who lied about hurting himself to another 000 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Do not trust the DA or the police, part 4837594858282858572 000 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Iran War Enters 6th Justification 393412462 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The Odyssey (2026) 0384 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This like an HMO publishing an article on how higher maternal death rates are a celebration of life 090 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188764432 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Nice NPR tote… you fucking jock 316912 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 04/07/2026hydration breaks every third pitch, i'm guessing 000 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i was like this until i realized the choice was "never take vacation" or "tidy inbox" 010 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My first election was CA in 1999. Elected a full blue slate and banned gay marriage. In my entire life I’ve never seen a national stage Democrat show a spine; I’m long past waiting. 041 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Apricot season has started in CAs San Joaquin Valley. "Saul" shares, "I get paid 1.50 per bucket. This is my first time working this job. It is very tiring I must use a ladder to go up and down to pick the upper cuts from the tree." #WeFeedYou 432185 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialQueen of the Brendamned @bhay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Obama lives rent-free in Trump’s head, making him the first black man any Trump has ever rented to. 0687 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The cast of The Odyssey has the opportunity to do the funniest thing. 415127 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Respectfully, appreciators of Han(ne)s Christian Anderson memes were the true winner of the draft 010 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 24/06/2026What a fucking coward he and his pals are. So are the other 29 owners, GMs, and star players. 031 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 24/06/2026static.klipy.comThe Muppets Balcony MuppetsALT: The Muppets Balcony Muppets 000 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The giants deserve to be scapegoated while acknowledging, as we all should, that every other franchise and star player is just as guilty for abandoning their gay friends/teammates that they've surely had during their life for...what, more money? Guaranteed Walmart ads post retirement? They all suck. 010 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Mamdani: When I am speaking about AIPAC, I’m speaking about an organization that has fought any attempt to actually deliver safety to people not just in Palestine but, frankly, throughout much of the region. And it is a status quo of immorality. It is one that I will not accept. 441163903883 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026There's a kind of karmic justice in that Dolan finally gets his big win only to be overshadowed by someone he hates (and who doesn't think of him at all) and winds up smaller. Sure, it's not "his wealth was liquidated to feed the hungry and house the indigent" justice, but I'll enjoy it nonetheless. 0120 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2026Mamdani: "Solidarity with a government that is committing genocide is a very different thing than a question of solidarity with people of a specific faith. I'm proud to be a mayor of the city with the largest Jewish population in this country." 427226414382 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 918181053031 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Trump promised an unconditional surrender in Iran. Today, he delivered on that promise. 372176421 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A Dan/Eric crossover episode chat would be a lot of fun 010 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialPinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026static.klipy.comMikal Bridges' Surprised Reaction at Knicks GameALT: Mikal Bridges' Surprised Reaction at Knicks Game 0322 0
nonsite.bsky.social @nonsite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I am begging one (1) sports journalist to explain why sports needs a salary cap of McAfee is making more per year than any athlete 000 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026A funny way for a secret service agent to get fired would be to whisper “Sir, they want you to shoot a free throw before the game” and see how far they can get 213118 0
Reposted by @nonsite.bsky.socialDecision Desk HQ @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary #DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT 432242390 0
