Sign in

KB

@noiranova.bsky.social
154 followers 377 following 93 posts

Optician. Loves History, Comedy, Gigs.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by KB
Chris Yuill @krs1875.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me in the Glastonbury queue
011
Reposted by KB
Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 08/09/2026
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have changed the name of the show South Park heading into their new season. It's going to be known as "South America" now and I can't stop laughing.
905640889
Reposted by KB
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
994987866
Reposted by KB
Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
📸 PHOTO SPECIAL What felt like half of Oxford was out in the parks and meadows to see the eclipse last night. Our photographer Roger Close captured the atmosphere at South Park where Oxford University's Space & Astronomy Society held a watch party… oxfordclarion.uk/throwing-sha...
oxfordclarion.uk
Throwing shade on Oxford
What felt like half of Oxford was out in the various parks and meadows to see the eclipse last night. Our photographer Roger Close captured the atmosphere at South Park where Oxford University's Spac...
03310
Reposted by KB
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate, Nige.
14678221993
Reposted by KB
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
402100561673
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solar Eclipse in perfect conditions AND the best of the Perseid meteor shower Excellent day for us astro nerds 😁
010
Reposted by KB
Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 11/08/2026
By Friday, Nigel Farage will either have lost his by-election bid to an alien bin, or his parliamentary standards investigation will be active again. Either way, great news if you're not a fan.
561416297
Reposted by KB
Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
2155763603
Reposted by KB
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
29469622160
Reposted by KB
Vericocum @vericum.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sally West "Manningtree Beach" #art #landscape
201433178
Reposted by KB
Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
613500916
Reposted by KB
James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mood
2848
Reposted by KB
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me in the semi-finals of Masterchef when whoever presents it now asks how I’m getting on:
034042
Reposted by KB
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/07/2026
My entire feed right now:
441389
Reposted by KB
David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
3117817999
Reposted by KB
Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love how Compte Tête-de-Poubelle sounds like a minor character in a Dumas novel.
1944590
Reposted by KB
Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
22970661241
Reposted by KB
Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And now what, I'm just supposed to go to sleep? How would that even be possible.
2754221
Reposted by KB
Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay have radicalised me — an Englishman — into being a French supporter.
3966683
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Captain Kane to the rescue for England, DR Congo excellent. Lionnel Mpasi should have been MOM! #ENGDRC
000
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bayeux Tapestry queue is the new Glasto queue After 6 hours, I got tickets!
010
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany losing a penalty shoot out for first time 😱 #GERPAR Oh boy have we been there
static.klipy.com
Gareth Southgate's Euro 96 Penalty Miss
Alt: Gareth Southgate's Euro 96 Penalty Miss
030
Reposted by KB
Tom Williams @tomwfootball.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ecuador win the SASH! derby, giving them the exclusive right to play the German DJ’s 1997 hit ‘Ecuador’ until the teams next meet.
0195
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The weather at the #FRAIRQ game is really putting our rainy nights at Stoke to shame!
010
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Starmer's face sums it up. That's British for 'What. A. Prick.'
131
Reposted by KB
Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Emma Hayes, please use your chalkboard to tell me what I'm doing wrong with my life
425343
Reposted by KB
John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
20166781087
Reposted by KB
David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is one of the most insane things I’ve seen from this regime. Please read this excellent summary and comment in the federal registry. 🧪🌊
10276115
Reposted by KB
James East @jameseast.online · 24/05/2026
I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever
261422271
Reposted by KB
Mikey Smith @mikeysmith.com · 16/05/2026
Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses For Me has made my night. #eurovision
415619
Reposted by KB
Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Charles right now:
media.tenor.com
a man with a crown on his head and a cane
ALT: a man with a crown on his head and a cane
1917
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Bodleian 🤝 Horrible Histories! @gregjenner.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DUGMwjw...
instagram.com
Bodleian Libraries on Instagram: "Today is #PuzzleDay! What better day than today to share this 1840’s jigsaw of English Monarchs (minus the one missing piece above Mary) 👏 Shelfmark: Games Drawer...
761 likes, 10 comments - bodleianlibraries on January 29, 2026: "Today is #PuzzleDay! What better day than today to share this 1840’s jigsaw of English Monarchs (minus the one missing piece above Ma...
000
Reposted by KB
Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 08/04/2026
STOP MAKING MEDIEVALISTS RELEVANT
1031432
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Excellent from #TeamGB and some out of the world shots from Bruce Mouat under immense pressure in the Curling 🥌 Another medal guaranteed 😁
140
Reposted by KB
Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’ve watched curling for days and in all honesty still no idea what the rules are. Still having a lovely time.
121022
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
'...she's sprinkling pressure on their breakfast cereal!' BBC commentary FTW 🤣 #WinterOlympics
000
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The drone shots for the #WinterOlympics are stunning and adrenaline inducing. Those drops off the cliff made my stomach flip every time!
101
Reposted by KB
Ryan Erik King @ryanerikking.com · 08/02/2026
A backflip! Just incredible! Okay, I* can see why Ilia Malinin is world number one! #MilanoCortina2026 *me, a filthy casual.
910723
Reposted by KB
Double P HQ podcasts @doublephq.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
People Who Hate Puppet Shows #akotsk #TheMuppetShow
2192
Reposted by KB
Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Well, here we go again…
6975560
Reposted by KB
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
224743850
Reposted by KB
Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
all the advice I need for this year #Traitors #TheTraitors
Claudia Winkleman says "For goodness' sake, have a biscuit."
420364
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Excellent win for #OUFC yesterday. Excellent goal from Mills and so pleased for Tyler!
080
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Excellent win for #OUFC today and so pleased for Sparky!
070
Reposted by KB
MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"Where do they keep Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Action Figures' at the Toy Store?" "Aisle B, back."
4715
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#OUFC was excellent. Would have been a lot more if it wasn't for Derby's goalie being top class Excellent 3 points today!
Flags fly in front of the East Stand at OUFC
060
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Excellent win today for OUFC
030
Reposted by KB
Pristine Pete @pleasant-pete.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Brannagan’s goal. ⚽️ #OUFC
0101
KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
New Stadium approved! #OUFC
050