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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Genuinely envious of Amol Rajan's high opinion of himself. Can only dream of such delusion. #TheTraitors

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

A turgid 0-0 World Cup final is exactly what we need to scare off the Americans

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wow, a national anthem that pumps the team up? Have they not considered some dreary shite about never wanting some rich guy to die?

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is so daft, a school kick-about that got out of hand

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Supporting Spurs has unfortunately made me immune to crushing disappointment. This is a holiday to me.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Aw well at least one day we'll all be dead

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Didn't want to win the World Cup anyway

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Well at least England have not packed their team full of defenders

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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This match is too stressful like when Japan aired a pokemon episode that gave everybody seizures

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If only Messi could pass to Messi

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

ANTHONY GORDON, QUEEN OF OUR HEARTS

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Cristian Romero has bees for brains

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every time Messi has the ball I feel like I'm going to die

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Every time the ball goes near Messi

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Have a feeling whatever genius decided not to segregate these fans is gonna have an interesting day tomorrow

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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

GABRIEL CLARKE: Thomas, you’re into the semi final. Your thoughts THOMAS TUCHEL: football is suffering, it is futile

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In fairness to Jude Bellingham, I don't think he was pissed off at being told that Tuchel was not happy with the performance. He was pissed off at Gabriel Clarke for trying to shit-stir and get a reaction from him on TV.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Deploying Mr Brightside so the England fans won't boo the hydration break is diabolical behaviour, fair play

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Erling Haaland moves like a Dark Souls boss

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Very funny that the narrative around the Ghana game was that England struggled against a low-block and now it seems they are struggling against expansive, attacking football. Doesn't seem good!

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Joe Hart looks like the default man you get in a character creation screen

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This football is spiritually Thomas Frank. You can kill the man but not the idea.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Djed Spence, my no-fucks-given Spurs king

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

House of the Dragon is a compelling reminder that what made Game of Thrones a sensation had nothing to do with scale and everything to do with strong, vivid, colourful characters.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I seem to have been awoken by the fucking Blitz

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

More like Moroccno, stop doing that

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Ange Postecoglou, you are my father

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Referee going down with cramp has given me the ick

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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A lot of the time, when you call someone "the best to ever do it," it's hyperbole. But when it comes to classic multi-cam sitcom direction, Burrows was without any scintilla of a doubt the best to ever do it. RIP.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Walking through London after a night out

Andy Burnham stands next to count bin face and a fox for some reason

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The poignant 'don't take me home' chant always gets me. I also don't want to go to work. I also want to drink lots of beer.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Emma Hayes, please use your chalkboard to tell me what I'm doing wrong with my life

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Not exactly a novel sentiment but I fucking haaaaaaaaaate the World Cup hydration breaks

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

SNL UK is so fucking good, man. It is mad how much we've needed something like this. #SNLUK

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

That Peter Serafinowicz cameo felt like a proper blessing from the British comedy old guard #SNLUK

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

tbf I saw a play on Broadway last year and couldn't believe how annoyingly boisterous the crowd were! It made me wonder whether American actors come to the West End and assume the audiences here hate them.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Sincerely believe that Thomas Frank should be in prison

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Jack Whitehall is #SNLUK's first stinker, I fear. Such a charmless, off-putting presence.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Oh yeah The Pitt being available to watch in the UK means that I can now talk openly about The Pitt. I love The Pitt. I am obsessed with The Pitt. Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavitch is my friend. Santos is the worst character on television. I want Whitaker to give me an appendectomy.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I think I would rather watch my own death than watch that Harry Potter TV show.

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Enjoying #SNLUK so far. Sketch comedy is ludicrously difficult to pull off but there's a breezy quality to the filmed sketches and the ramshackle live studio stuff is endearing. Lots of teething issues obv but that's to be expected. Promising!

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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Being a Tottenham fan at the moment is like being alive for your own autopsy.

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