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@noiranova.bsky.social
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Optician. Loves History, Comedy, Gigs.

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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wed coaches sold out, some thurs left
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
9 mins in and still 2 green bars woo
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Chris Yuill @krs1875.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me in the Glastonbury queue
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't remember it being 90 mins per episode? So think you're right they've added more
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 08/09/2026
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have changed the name of the show South Park heading into their new season. It's going to be known as "South America" now and I can't stop laughing.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reading the hysterical comments elsewhere, the summary of which is;
David Tennant's Doctor tells Matt Smith's Doctor that he doesn't like the new Tardis design
David Tennant : Oh, you've redecorated!
.... I don't like it
Matt Smith: Oh! Oh yeah, you never do!
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Agree with this. I imagine the BBC knows how many use their Breakfast show to get ready for work/school? Or could they make it a bigger font for those with poorer vision (like me when I haven't yet put my glasses on!)
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
📸 PHOTO SPECIAL What felt like half of Oxford was out in the parks and meadows to see the eclipse last night. Our photographer Roger Close captured the atmosphere at South Park where Oxford University's Space & Astronomy Society held a watch party… oxfordclarion.uk/throwing-sha...
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Throwing shade on Oxford
What felt like half of Oxford was out in the various parks and meadows to see the eclipse last night. Our photographer Roger Close captured the atmosphere at South Park where Oxford University's Spac...
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate, Nige.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solar Eclipse in perfect conditions AND the best of the Perseid meteor shower Excellent day for us astro nerds 😁
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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 11/08/2026
By Friday, Nigel Farage will either have lost his by-election bid to an alien bin, or his parliamentary standards investigation will be active again. Either way, great news if you're not a fan.
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In neon green too!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Vericocum @vericum.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sally West "Manningtree Beach" #art #landscape
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mood
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me in the semi-finals of Masterchef when whoever presents it now asks how I’m getting on:
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/07/2026
My entire feed right now:
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love how Compte Tête-de-Poubelle sounds like a minor character in a Dumas novel.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game on, Nige.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And now what, I'm just supposed to go to sleep? How would that even be possible.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay have radicalised me — an Englishman — into being a French supporter.
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I put on Audio Description instead and it's like Radio Commentary. Far better as long as you don't mind the occasional explanation of who's wearing what. Then found out you can have Radio 5 Live Commentary with BBC footage on iPlayer that's the best by far (if BBC have the game that is)
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Love that reference to The Weeping Angels!
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Doctor WHo - Don't Blink
Alt: Doctor Who - Don't Blink
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Genuine question, how do they know how many were watching in pubs etc? I was in a pub yesterday and approx 60 people watching?
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Captain Kane to the rescue for England, DR Congo excellent. Lionnel Mpasi should have been MOM! #ENGDRC
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bayeux Tapestry queue is the new Glasto queue After 6 hours, I got tickets!
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany losing a penalty shoot out for first time 😱 #GERPAR Oh boy have we been there
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Gareth Southgate's Euro 96 Penalty Miss
Alt: Gareth Southgate's Euro 96 Penalty Miss
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Tom Williams @tomwfootball.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ecuador win the SASH! derby, giving them the exclusive right to play the German DJ’s 1997 hit ‘Ecuador’ until the teams next meet.
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The weather at the #FRAIRQ game is really putting our rainy nights at Stoke to shame!
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Loved this shot so much 🤣
Andy Burham wins Makerfield election, stood between Count Binface and a Fox
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Starmer's face sums it up. That's British for 'What. A. Prick.'
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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Emma Hayes, please use your chalkboard to tell me what I'm doing wrong with my life
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is one of the most insane things I’ve seen from this regime. Please read this excellent summary and comment in the federal registry. 🧪🌊
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James East @jameseast.online · 24/05/2026
I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever
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Mikey Smith @mikeysmith.com · 16/05/2026
Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses For Me has made my night. #eurovision
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We've got a spare palace in the heart of London just for him. Oh the address? Traitors' Gate, Tower Hill.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Charles right now:
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a man with a crown on his head and a cane
ALT: a man with a crown on his head and a cane
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Bodleian 🤝 Horrible Histories! @gregjenner.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DUGMwjw...
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Bodleian Libraries on Instagram: "Today is #PuzzleDay! What better day than today to share this 1840’s jigsaw of English Monarchs (minus the one missing piece above Mary) 👏 Shelfmark: Games Drawer...
761 likes, 10 comments - bodleianlibraries on January 29, 2026: "Today is #PuzzleDay! What better day than today to share this 1840’s jigsaw of English Monarchs (minus the one missing piece above Ma...
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 08/04/2026
STOP MAKING MEDIEVALISTS RELEVANT
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If Trump carries on trying to bully Britain we will pull out. Not hard for The King to appear to have a cold and need to rest up. So sorry. If he does go, Charles should tell Congress to grow some effing balls and get rid of the despot. The irony will be perfect.
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You could definitely tell when the beers kicked in as the football style singing started 🤣
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Excellent from #TeamGB and some out of the world shots from Bruce Mouat under immense pressure in the Curling 🥌 Another medal guaranteed 😁
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’ve watched curling for days and in all honesty still no idea what the rules are. Still having a lovely time.
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KB @noiranova.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
'...she's sprinkling pressure on their breakfast cereal!' BBC commentary FTW 🤣 #WinterOlympics
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