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Patrick Callahan

@iampatrickc.bsky.social
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vibes based analysis | shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners IMO | 97.2% unserious by volume | these jokes are for me

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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13h
The Seahawks running back room
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13h
Bill Gramatica
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 13h
Wow you stay off the internet for most of the day and find out that Holani and Wilson are gonna get all the carries again
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The vibes are absolutely flawless
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think if the state fails to kill your ass, you get to go home
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
STEILACOOM HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is good and fun finding out how old I am compared to some of you
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody: Sean McVay:
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me whenever @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social makes a post
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Lucille Bluth's Excited Reaction
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Excited Reaction
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BRAMBLE THE PORCUPETTE
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining him disassociating with Minecraft while Antonio Brown's brain melted
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Blue Myself - Arrested Development
ALT: Blue Myself - Arrested Development
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU GUYS IT IS CLEARLY A GOAT
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stay away from me if you think this is a bird.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔁 Reposted @MLBPipeline
Quoted post by MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline): Baseball's top-ranked pitching prospect is also the Pitching Prospect of the Year!

Kade Anderson had a season for the ages: https://atmlb.com/4rAw671
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I could be at home watching Bake Off right now."
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn't...didn't we just try this
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love Our Guys, but perhaps hire someone who doesn't have the smell of Mariners on them.
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tfw you're in the division cellar
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rick Rizzs closes out his farewell speech here at T-Mobile Park after this @mariners.com win in tears, as Mariners players and former Tayler Saucedo look on. #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rizz taking his last time on the radio to tell kids to keep dreaming. I'm crying.
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Seattle Sports @seattlesports710.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One inning left. 📻 Seattle Sports app
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last inning in the sterling career of Rick Rizz.
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The good news is that Julian Love might be out for a while
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Losing to a backup QB. Is this what being a Patriots and Cardinals fan feels like?
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're gonna lose this to an Oregon QB smh
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus Christ
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm sure those 38 seconds will not matter in the slightest
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timeout. TIMEOUT. TIMEOUT!
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if, and stay with me here, they did this all the time
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Activate the Randy Ratio for JSN
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drew Lock would never
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Women want one thing and it's disgusting
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Importance of Being Ernest
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EJ4
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uncs up and down this d line
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leo is so good
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider AJ Barner
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TRICKERATION
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My QBs ass okay
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Washington letting the Seahawks hang around is a bold strategy
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reed, Spoon and Big Cat go to a bar
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN probably getting tired from carrying the offense
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels like I could beat Wilson in a foot race
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was a hell of a not catch
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saucy Saubert
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seahawks and Mariners gonna make me cry for different reasons today
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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