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Bartek Wołek

@bartosh.bsky.social
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ILlegal aid attorney a quiet poster (skill deficit) sorry in advance for my overuse of simpsons

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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 5h
Truly lucky that only part of the vertical stabilizer ripped off
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 14h
Of the 2 Chicago baseball teams playing today, I would not have expected the cubs to be the ones to get no-hit
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me, a lifelong cowboys fan
that dude who pretends to drink bleach
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
omg iowa
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a more competent Tennessee team would have probably upset Texas, but where's the fun in that
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Per my last 2 emails
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers losing to a winless Falcons team that is coming off a 3-34 shellacking
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Mike Sacks @mikesacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember how SCOTUS almost required states to publicly fund religious charter schools but didn’t bc Barrett’s refusal caused a 4-4 deadlock? Yeah she’s not gonna recuse from this one. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fellow Illinoisians: election day starts today with the early voting opening up in most of the state (apparently, I cast the 3rd ballot in my county this morning) Do your bare minimum civic duty and get it done now
Photo of me wearing an "I voted" sticker. Sticker says "we the people of the United states" with an American flag underneath and " I voted today" underneath the flag.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forrest macneil from "review" after eating 10 pancakes, head in his hand looking despondent
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simpsons. Principal skinner inspecting rubble from a collapsed ramp: by god, the whole thing's made of breadsticks!
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zoidberg: let's place kalshi bets! On margin! Zoidbee wanna bet on margin
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
get in loser, we're opening another front
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cmon sp*rs go the whole season without one
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/09/2026
I will probably regret writing this but the underlying subject has been on my mind for a very long time, and it was time. @slate.com slate.com/news-and-pol...
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The Jewish Leaders Celebrating Macklemore’s Dismissal From Ed Sheeran’s Tour Have Lost the Plot on Antisemitism
The leaders of many Jewish organizations need to understand what their constituents think about Israel.
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Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty @hennepinatty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty statement on Christian Castro:
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what
Sam Phalen
@Sam_Phalen
Per @JesseRogersESPN, outfielder Tommy Pham was only activated by the #WhiteSox today because he saw GM Chris Getz in an elevator last night and made his case.
He's now batting cleanup for Chicago in the biggest game of the year. It's bold, that's for sure.
10:18 AM · Sep 16, 2026 · 6,631 Views
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if this will impact a traditional voting GOP voting bloc who tend to use more diesel during the harvest season
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe Ed can have Robert Kraft open up for him
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good news, but christ it's still bleak knowing there's 3 votes for this anti-constitutional and antidemocratic garbage
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
shame Tony Romo isn't calling this game because he would be going hogwild watching this Packers implosion
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we'll see if LA Tech's zero yards and zero first downs strategy keeps working in the 2nd half
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy El Assico, everyone
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
woof
wagner 3
james madison 87
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's definitely not his ability to understand the concept of timezones
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I demand more Australian rules football slang in my NFL broadcast en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...
Ball burster: colloquialism for a massive kick, usually a torpedo punt which travels over 70 metres.[5]Falcon: to be hit by the ball in your face or head.[21]Hard nut: a player considered to be very tough and hard at the ball.Joe the Goose: colloquial, usually disparaging, term for an easy goal scored by a player who has played little part in generating the score. Most commonly, this is an uncontested player in the goal square who is delivered a handball or short pass and simply has to turn and kick the goal from very close range while under no pressure.
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
espn.com
Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Narrator: this relief is not authorized by the Anti-Injunction Statute (or under the basic tenets of federalism)
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(anecdotal but) prices were $.60/gal higher on my drive home compared to my drive to work this morning
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, this is both funny and not funny
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Beautiful buildup and well deserved goal for the Arsenal
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
storming the field after getting a do-over to squeak past a team you were favored to beat by 4 touchdowns
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
brazen robbery shown live on national television
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
cue up the sad michigan fan shots
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
homer simpson eating dinner on couch in front of tv
panel 1: [tv]: has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night only to arrive home reeking of marijuana?

panel 2: [homer]: i told you last night, no!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
College GameDay kicks off the 2026 season and its 500th road show with what may be the first flyover for a pregame show in American history.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote holding a sign saying "I'm not done"
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Reuters @reuters.com · 04/09/2026
Two people were pulled out alive from a tunnel linked to a hydropower station on the Trishuli River, nine days after an ice, rock and mud slide swept through a valley in Nepal, killing more than 1,200 people and displacing tens of thousands reut.rs/4dloGym
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Two people rescued alive from Nepal hydropower tunnel
Two workers were pulled from ⁠a tunnel linked to a hydropower ‌station on the Trishuli River, nine days after a ice, rock and mud slide swept through a valley in ​Nepal, killing more than 1,200 people...
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[thick-as-honey georgia accent]: colorada
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think it's nice of fetterman to give each of his staffers their own special "my boss sucks" story to share with friends and the wall street journal
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.  

Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I’m not
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I’m convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJIn April 2025, veteran Pennsylvania state lawmaker Anthony Hardy Williams brought a busload of constituents to Washington from Eastwick, a poorer, flood-prone neighborhood in Philadelphia, to meet with their representatives in Congress and discuss Trump administration cuts to a grant program that had helped the area. 

Fetterman was the only one who refused to meet with them, Williams said in an interview. At one point, they saw Fetterman walking the halls and yelled, but he didn’t acknowledge them, according to Williams.Also last April, Fetterman agreed to take a meeting with another state lawmaker, Liz Hanbidge, who drove down from Pennsylvania to introduce herself, and to discuss programs that help the homeless and working poor in her county. But when Hanbidge arrived, according to staffers who were present, Fetterman claimed he hadn’t agreed to the meeting. The aides spent more than an hour pleading with him to talk to her; staffers eventually met with Hanbidge in his place. 

Fetterman did take another meeting that day—with Bruce Pearl, the former college basketball coach and Israel advocate. The pair discussed legislation that would affect college sports, and Pearl thanked Fetterman for his stance on Israel, Pearl said in an interview. In Pennsylvania, Fetterman has receded from the public eye, rarely interacting in person with voters during his three-plus years in office. 

When three police officers were killed near Fetterman’s hometown of York last September, he backed out of attending the funeral because it was too long. 

Aide
Update on the event:
No one will be allowed to staff you due to number restrictions. The organizers are requiring everyone to be seated by 11:00 am and the funeral will begin at noon and last at least 3 hours. The dress code is formal.[…]
Fetterman
3 hours??
Aide
Yes it’s a very formal ceremony and the equivalent of 3 separate funerals.
Fetterman
This may be a nonstarter
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
7 year old just pronounced UMass as hummus without the "h" and he's onto something
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh my GOD read this truthout.org/articles/its...
truthout.org
It’s Not Just Flock. Police Can’t Be Trusted With Our Data.
An Illinois State Police database available online listed personal information, including Social Security numbers.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
istfg if SCOTUS tries to Purcell a state supreme court decision
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that's a lot of records
Screenshot from linked article 

Categories
| Category | Record Count |
|---|---|
| Drivers License | 153,347,439 records |
| Identification Card | 10,335,678 records |
| Uncategorized | 5,092,107 records |
| Travel Documents | 1,924,144 records |
| International DL/ID | 1,379,886 records |
| Medical Cards | 579,201 records |
| Common Access Card | 429,314 records |
| Residence Card | 91,873 records |
| Employment Authorization | 77,155 records |
The record totals listed by the Nexus identity theft service. The number of drivers license records increased by nearly 400,000 in the span of just 24 hours.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 01/09/2026
A Haitian immigrant who had grown increasingly distraught after losing his protection from deportation and being outfitted with an ankle monitor was run over and killed Monday in what his family believes was a suicide.
washingtonpost.com
Haitian immigrant in Ohio takes his own life after losing temporary protected status, family says
Pierre Damas Bel’s family said he felt humiliated by an ankle monitor ICE officers placed on him after the Trump administration canceled protections for thousands of Haitian immigrants.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A slight downdraft and this could have been a disaster
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